The Spooky Speculation Skanks and their Canine Companion, Corgi the Cunt in... The Cryptic Conundrum of Baron Von Fucksalot's Capitulary Cum Castle

Giant Monster Midair Mudfuck!: Peniculon vs. The Flying Rapist (An Authorized Film adaptation of the novel 'Peniculon: Mystery of The Sapphire Catheter') [Editor's Note: Sir Wuggins was quoted as saying to the Japanese director, "I am also Chinese!"]

Mr. Wuggins was actually a co-writer on this one. Upon seeing he went uncredited, Fumble attempted to take the publisher to court, but he couldn't make it to the hearing due to spontaneous prolapse. Sad!

Gug Stevenson presents: The Slip 'N Slide Splooge Soiree of SACKramento (Editor's Note: as in balls, lmao)

Herpes Harold and the Purple Cock (it's gonorrhea, actually)

Funky Frankie & Her Lanky, Stanky Hanky-panky: a Kama Sutra for Retards

The Elsweyr Ejaculation Epic Volume 3: Ropes-Too-Long and the Anguishing Adventure to the Frustrating Frontier of Denied Completion, an Elder Scrolls Novel

Crumples McGrumbles and the Mystery of Abe Lincoln's Cum Bubbles: A Conniving Caper of Coital Calamity! (Based on a true story)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Dick Dastardly and his Cock Catastrophe: A Retrospective Look at Wacky Races and its many Whack-Off Cases

The Titular Tales of Thomas Testes and his Canine Companion, Colostomy Carl in... the Bespoke Speedbag Spectacular of Spokane! (now including 3-D glasses)

101 Steps to Becoming a Certified Eccentric Cinema Stroker: A Paul Reubens Biography (w/ foreword from Chris Benoit)

Cumbles McGee and his Jelqeteers Three

Scrumbly Frumples and his many Funny Fumbles - Vol 7: The Juice Caboose Hypotenuse

Cumbles Notrumbles and his Intergalactic Bunghole Vol 7: Binkley Becker's Degloving Disaster (Part Two)

Chris Cum Laude presents: Tony Talcum and his Tooth Shavings Taxidermy Terror Night (or) How to Fill Cavities of the Anal Variety