Seriously, what if I started posting here?

they made mine with beans when i asked

i’m whatever pokemon type rides the most cock

thank you cumminity

dude i’m sleeping with later needs a dick pill so asking my neighbor for one in the same way i’d ask for a cup of sugar

content creator you have all seen who is very handsome and probably a decent guy liked me on hinge and i feel like kind of a dick for not responding because his non-porn content is so phoned in

why is every data scientist job posting in nyc either 75k to wrangle mental health data or 250k+ to build AI that crushes babies

cease and desist for posting a before picture that is too hot

oh btw

Cheesecake. Maybe I’ve just never had a good slice. At least it’s not actively contemptuous to the person eating it (red velvet cake).

was all ready to huff and puff today about not getting interviews for municipal job postings i’m a cartoonishly good match for after six months of applications and promptly got uppercutted just now by my first invitation to a screener

i did this to him btw. if any of you are also interested in being abused my rates start at $100/hr

Cruising (1980) was spellbinding and not just because the first 30 minutes of it had more hot extras than i will see hot men in films the entire rest of the calendar year combined

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

my guy unless there is a poet whose muse is your quadriceps you are not allowed to do pyramid sets on leg press or hack squat. other people exist

These Parts

cackling that both monogamous and non-monogamous gays on hinge will say “it’s about respect and communication” and mean completely different things by that

giving bsky the hevy treatment

wire festival was nice

discovered a glaring incompatibility with a guy i just went on a great date with when we were texting together afterwards that resulted in a cruelly sudden mutual “good night” and yeah i’m sure i won’t be staring at my ceiling for hours now trying to fall asleep or anything

verklempt at all the ppl with flowers on the subway today

guests got me flowers and eucalyptus and i’m still kinda a puddle about it days later

bottomed for the first time since my sphincterotomy and it was much less painful than it’s been the past three years let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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back in gym after weeks away from chest pain. deliriously happy

commemorating 3 years at my gym in bushwick. shout out to Realtree Tattooed Santa, Regular-Sized James Pligge, Supersets Like He Was Dumped By The Most Beautiful Woman On Earth, Puerto Rican or Lebanese: Yes, Saman Ghasemzadeh Except Irish, The Riddermogger of Rohan, and Avenged Slavicfold

nah

milord

taking a social media break friends, desktop mode only. DM me out of the blue whenever

vein

going to MAL like i do every year even though i’m not a leather guy, wearing a harness even though i’m not a leather guy, getting crushed between two bears in vests even though i’m not a leather guy, getting on my knees for the winning Mr. MAL even though i’m not a leather guy, getting tied to a

back from travels let’s get this butterfly engine running

installed