Finding pre-realisation trans girls in the wild. Call that an Easter Egg Hunt

In and out of cosplay

The person about to discover procrastination: "Wait a minute..."

Transphobia wasn't canon in the bible

Fun movie fact: the only scripted line in the original Back to the Future was when Doc Brown says "Great Scott Pot!", but Christopher Lloyd forgot the third word. The rest of the script was improvised on the day

Recently I've gotten quite good at ✨imagining✨ situations and crying about them. Anyone else out here tearing up at things that haven't even happened? I think I could be a good actor ngl

Introducing the fourth monkey: Smell No Evil

✨ Glitter Gwebulls ✨

The handy thing about dying your hair is that you can rewear all your outfits and they'll look totally new and different 💅

Do animals have dominant legs the same way we do?

I'm out here in Japan saying "Wakarimashita" (I understand) then doing completely the wrong thing because I did not understand

Me after eating 3 burgers in one sitting Why am I not a literal MODEL though

What if you went in for bottom surgery and woke up with two willies 😳🤯

I saw someone on the bus with pure white hair and I was like hell yeah that bleach-dye look rocks. Turns out it was an elderly woman. You know what? That hair still rocks, you go girl 💅

You're well within your rights to play your favourite song 10 times in a row. In fact, I encourage it if it brings you joy. But if it's Golden from KPop Demon Hunters you're going to prison.

You can talk to yourself in public without looking crazy if you just hold a phone up to your ear btw

Why would I Google things when it's so much easier to just make the answer up?

When I get an email at 1:26pm .... what are u doing, it is lubchtime

I think we should squid game politicians but the winner still gets squidded

Oh yeah I forgot to show my new hair to Bluesky 💅

I guess I'm cis + straight passing because now when I talk about my partner they assume I mean my husband 😭😭😭

It's me but I'm dressed up 😊

This whole look was pretty good though 💅

I was in Brighton! Watch my adventures! youtube.com/watch?v=Px0N...

Hot take: reversing into a parking space is significantly easier than driving in

At least I'm consistent

I lost my handbag ON PRIDE which I think is pretty homophobic. Fingers crossed I get it back eventually 😅

The newest season of Rick and Morty is actually solid so far

"to be cringe is to be free" -Gwebulls 2025

Do let me know if you ever see me pop up in a cringe complication though

I'm back from holidays today so I get a pass 😅

I have a theory that way more guys have undiagnosed autism because their hyperfixation is sport and that’s deemed normal among men, so no one notices. Funnily enough, the only people I’ve told this to who think it’s bullshit are my guy friends who are obsessed with sports…

Ohhh I thought Wes Streeting was a *place*

I'm in England and everyone has an English accent ??? I might throw up

I would pay extra for a no baby flight

Rewatching Madoka Magika. These girls are truly getting up to some hijinks. Bit dangerous now though, to be fair

I feel like I'm 3 weeks behind on my sleeping schedule

This story kinda sounds fake but I went to the hairdresser and now I'm being asked to model for them with free weekly hair treatments so uhh... Slay?

I need to find a photographer friend who's platonically obsessed with me. Or invest in proper camera equipment myself and learn to take good photos. But I think the first option is more fun 😊

It's me, I'm the new pope

Okay I'm doing science. Like this post if you're a trans girl who desperately wants someone to dress them up all pretty

Today marks myself and my beautiful partner's 3000th Snapchat streak day 🥳

You know what? Let's just ban all medications for minors. And adults while we're at it. Take everyone out of every equality act. I'm releasing a report this week on how breathing eventually has a 100% mortality rate, with no authors or sources listed. Maybe we can ban that too. Call it common sense.

I blinked and suddenly it's been a week since I last posted here oops. Happy Sunday everyone ☺️

Trans joy btw

Bring your bestie to bottom surgery to get matching chutes 🤟😎

Changing the legal definition of something doesn't change the reality behind it. I can write "Earth doesn't exist" on a piece of paper, but that just means what I've written is wrong. Anyway, I'm very disappointed by the UK. More nonsense from across the pond.

I took this the other day but now I'm officially 30 so yay go me 🥳

You know when you take a photo and there's someone else in the background looking silly? I wonder how many photos there are where I'm the silly one in the background. I'm sure somewhere out there is a photo slideshow where I'll sometimes appear, and people I'll never know chuckle at it when I pop up