Always s9me shit like this happening t9 me.

I'm pr96a6ly n9n6inary 6ut I have an Alternian Jesus tulpa t9 deal with s9 I d9n't care a69ut that right n9w

9kay. Need t9 st9p y9u all right there. The v9lcel 6it? that was a fa6rication. A lie I used t9 tell t9 make Cr9nus feel 6etter a69ut himself. Why I cared is 6ey9nd me.

(FUUUUUUUCK) PLEEEEASE D9NT LEAVE ME IN THE IR9N MAIDEN 9VER NIGHT AGAIN.

I can't even fucking dispute any 9f this it's all true

Kiiiidding. (:B

I think I'm g9ing t9 6e sick. First 9f all: ew. Second, WHY? Third, ID HAVE PREFERRED IF Y9U JUST 6ASHED MY SKULL IN.

what the hell did you just say

6ef9rus may 6e g9ne physically, 6ut in the 6u66les the mem9ry 9f it survives. ... N9t that I even stay in the 6u66les anym9re.

||; I've been writing Kankri for the better half of a fucking decade and the way I portray him on this account is just the progression of how his character has diverged from canon LMAO ☝️ I will not be canon compliant I fear

Straight up n9t fucking with you here.

I... think I miss my Damara.

I g9t 6itches crawling all 9ver me like weevils. Like y9u d9n't even kn9w

What y9u d9n't kn9w is that, 6y the 6eauty standards 9f 6ef9rus, I'm actually c9nsidered highly attractive and desira6le.

> Kankri: be The Sufferer I D9NT EVEN CARE A69UT ANY 9F THAT MEANINGLESS DRIVEL. I DIDN'T 6EF9RE, AND WE D9NT NOW. EVER SINCE THE MEMORIES OF 6EING STRUNG UP 6Y 6ILEGUZZLING IMPERIALIST 6ITCHES WAS F9RCED INT9 MY SP9NGE 6Y THE F9RCES THAT BE I CANT EVEN FUCKING PRETEND ANYM9RE.

N9t reely 6ut thanks f9r asking I guess

WHAT THE SHELL!!!!!!! 9kay... that's fine. I guess I WAS 6eing a dickhead. > You know she was going to do it anyway. But you decide to play along anyway. For your best friend.

||; I've been inspired. Here's all the characters I've written in this god forsaken series

> You give Meenah a knowing look. N9 need t9 sugarc9at it, Meens. We 69TH kn9w exactly the type of shit I'm a69ut t9 g9 thr9ugh.

SIGH. 9kay. sh9re. I'll d9 whatever evil 6ullshit y9u want t9 put me thr9ugh.

G9 9N CALL THE FUCKING ANGEL 9F D9U6LE DEATH I'LL HAVE SEX WITH HIM T99

(9h fuck me) .... Fun f9r me t99, right? > You ask with a slight tinge of fear in your voice. You already know the answer.

> Kankri: Reminisce. > .... You don't think you want to reminisce over your time in Meenah's ir9n maiden. Hmm...

Y9U PE9PLE ARE FREAKS. I'M G9ING 6ACK T9 MY CRUCIFIX.

What

HM.. HMMM..... MAY6E. MAY6E I DID.

D9 MY EYES DECEIVE ME? 9R IS THAT MEGA6ITCH PEIXES I SPY.

FUCK

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> You make direct eye contact with Meulin. ANYTHING Y9U CAN IMAGINE.

Y9U HAVE N9 IDEA H9W HAPPY THAT MAKES ME. I'LL FIGHT AGAINST THE WH9LE DAMN UNIVERSE IF I HAVE T9!!!! WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREAK 9UT.

H9W FAR...? HEHE. I HAVD N9 LIMITS, MEULIN!!!!! N9NE!!!!

S9METIMES WHEN SHE WANTS T9 SHUT ME UP SHE GRA6S ME 6Y THE FACE AND ****** *** ****** **** ** ******

YEAH, ACTUALLY. WE SH9ULD. WE SH9ULD!!!!!

My Sufferer tulpa is getting 9ut 9f hand.

I AM N9T!!!!! I AM S9 N9RMAL

DAMKRI F9R REAL. EXCEPT I'M THE 9NE WITH ST9CKH9LM SYNDR9ME.

> The BLOOD symbol on your forehead glows a bright candy-red as you stumble backward. An odd look in your eyes. Something changed. 9KAY. N9. WE AREN'T D9ING THIS ANYM9RE. N969DY CARES AND THIS SHIT D9ESN'T MATTER. I D9N'T EVEN CARE A69UT ANY THIS!!! ==> ENTER: THE SUFFERER

.. Well. may6e n9t that bad. Y9u have a g99d head 9n y9ur sh9ulders. Y9u c9uld w9rk thr9ugh y9ur 6iases 9n y9ur 9wn with s9me eff9rt.

Y9u never kn9w wh9's watching. Y9u c9uld p9tential trigger an 9n-l99ker 6y reminding them just h9w al9ne and unl9ved they are. 9r h9w pathetic all their attempts at creating meaningful c9nnecti9ns are. and als9 that they're ugly. # tw # rude language # a69ut s9me9ne here # iykyk

Sigh! What w9uld y9u d9 with9ut my guidance? N9t every9ne is as lucky as y9u. > You shake your head... Alth9ugh, I must admit it is nice t9 have s9me9ne wh9 actually takes me seri9usly. That's what I like a69ut y9u, Nev. Y9u're always willing t9 change y9ur pr96lematic ways. # tw # nicknames

:/ That's n9t very w9ke 9f y9u, Never9. The descript9r 'r*al' can 6e highly 9ffensive t9 th9se wh9 identify as 9bjects 9r ficti9nal characters. In fact, I'd g9 as far as t9 call it p9tential triggering. # tw # anti-fict slurs # 6e 6etter

9kay. Yeah. I am g9ing t9 c9ntinue ign9ring that f9r my 9wn mental well6eing. # tw # gh9sting # selfcare

9h

||; LOL i don't blame you i just had to show up with my Beforus Autism to remind everyone I'm one of THOSE

||; This is the part where I must "um actually👆" you. Beforus WAS still pretty bad. Just not nearly to the level of Alternia it's issues were a lot more lowkey and Not Murder-y. Beforan culling was basically highbloods adopting lowbloods as pets LOL

[ Before you can even retort, you can feel your legs give out from under you- you never have been able to withstand one of Meulin's famous pounces! ] .. Pft.. hehe... Y9u kn9w, y9u make it really hard t9 stay st9ic. Y9ur paws-itivity is infecti9us.