whats happening.

sorry guys if another eclipse happens that was PROBABLY me

i'm so big and wideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

good mahrning.

// umbre (again, i said this in my cg account, but if you want to go dms or timeline, both work for me)

// umbre (feels like i should say 'nice dick bro' as her more often)

being 7 feet tall sucks so much.

i like this little man. little short adult man. gremlin packing a big dick

// umbre (not expecting anything in that bandwagon but we pray... 🙏)

'sup.

what a shameeeee. i'm beautiful, tempting, and lazy. perfection.

i've been on bed all day to be honest.

( laying down again. fat ass facing the skies. ) UGHHHHHHHHHHH

( tapping her butt like bongos. ) music to my ears.

moony tuah

( ... slowly dropping her pants, before showing [reader] her fat ass. ) thereeeee we go. way better.

tummy lovers where yall at.

is it right to call elder unc.

( looking around. sigh. tapping her feet sadly. ) sigh. i'm ugly, aren't i?

nice tongue bro. wanna lick me with it.

i'm just JOSHING!! 'sides, i like ya any form you may take, duh. as long as i can have a taste of that d

wheres elder

( eating a cheeseburger. ) what's goin' on.

doveeeeeee. doveeeeeeeeeyyyyyy. dove dovey dovs.

// umbre (feels like moony would be the type to slobber all over your cock when she deepthroats it. sloppy moon bj? more likely than you think)

i mean, i'm happy with how my current life is going, but it'd be nice to have more action.

... tied up...

( laying down. belly up. does she just lay down most of the time? probably. ) fuuuuuck. what a boring daaaaaaaaaay.

... might be a tomboy, now that i think 'bout it.

( side-eye... before thinking about it. ) hell yeah. ( smooth dap up. )

this is about me, big man. not ya.

i'm fried dude.

// umbre (again, i said this in my cg account, but if you want to go dms or timeline, both work for me)

hmm, i'm not blind, if i was, i wouldn't be able to tell you're pretty, no? ( slight little wink, shaking her hips... ) though, i can see you can hide your excitement, especially with that little tail grind. (✨)

... damn, no one's around right now, i guess? psh. don't y'all know how to greet a lady.

sorry, woke up to this day self-glazing myself. good mornin'.

damn i'm sexy. can't stop looking at my own reflection.

( laying down sensually. ) fuck me like one of your-- AHEM. draw me like one of your french girls.

i need some MEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT

kisses for moony?

can you shur up mannnnn. ugh. shakes my butt

// umbre (might fall asleep. might not... schrodingers sleeping)

jerk pot.

// umbre (i always want to estabalish that friend with benefits thing with most of moonys dynamics. like, you arrive home, stressed as fuck, she's in the couch, gets up. goes over to you, sees you allll mad and then she goes 'damn bro. butt? wanna touch butt?'. which is funny)

// umbre (the one thing you see shortly after moony sits on you is the 'YOU DIED' screen)

// umbre (okay. for a slight comparison. moonys ass is like. unironically huge, of course, she's faatt everywhere else so of course her ass would get the better part of it but. she's also REALLY tall, 7 feet tall, huge, could probably cover your body with just her ass)

smell my cooch.

no? ok. ( walking away miserably like that one ant with a stick and a bag in the end of it image. )

my ass so fat bro. wanna touch it.

yep. stare at my ass all y'all want. all yours.