Is there anything better than Smash Bros? Yes, a really good book!

Man

Are sports fans normally this salty? LMAO

It’s snowing that means Christmas is just a week away!

I know it’s mad but if I go to hell will you come with me?

Seeing my friends succeed > me succeeding Having said that, I will still destroy anyone in my path

If Tails is in Smash 6 I’m gonna try to main him straight up

NoMI is only going up baby!!!!!

Telling somebody to kill themselves is lame. Instead, tell them "I hope you're forced to use start.gg on mobile for the rest of your life"

got home after Daily Smash Advice. I did alright tbh, could've done better, could've done worse. if im being honest it was very overstimulating being in those small rooms and having those big crowds. other than that, i would be happy to attend another one if it happens

I think the true daily smash advice is the friends we’ll make along the way.

i've officially left my job today! as much as i hated it at times, im gonna miss it now onto something that pays more im not working for 14.32 an hour anymore

im just a black cat with a black backpack full of fireworks and im gonna burn the city down right now

I will never shut up about Survivor when season 50 rolls around trust

How to save money: Step 1. Don’t spend it.

Thimking doggy

I wish I cared less about my placements at tournaments tbh

I’m gonna make an AI of Trump sucking off mickey

It costs nothing for you to share this. For every dollar you donate to your local food pantry you’ll be providing up to 10 meals to families in need this holiday season.

Women

Men

DOUBLES ADVICE: If you’re about to enter a doubles tournament, ask Rick Astley to be your doubles partner, because he’s never gonna let you down.

Smash is so cool Brawl is the best

Might start a YT channel cuz I’m bored

I’m trains without the i

I like Marisa

bad advice

Steve should be banned tbh

One of these days I’ll see a therapist :3

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Me when playing against top players for some reason:

I don’t mean to act like a crybaby or anything but why is life so goddamn hard sometimes??? Please tell me it gets easier 🥺 (or at the very least, I could have a life without drama)

it’s cold as fuck

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT WE DROVE OUT TO SEE LAS VEGAS WE LOST OURSELVES IN THE BRIIIIIIIIGHT LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!!!!!!!!

Job hunting has made me realize I’m not really good at much of anything :P

Fuck the electoral college

I saw Mayday Parade live a few days ago (They were opening for All Time Low) and I’ve been obsessed with them ever since

I crave hugs

Im about to quit my job that I hate but now I realize that I’m gonna need to find a new job soon and that’s stressin me out

ebmer O.o

If I kill you with King Dedede, I WILL be doing this every time even when I’m losing

Why do both of my preferred names come from Mayday Parade songs?

Maybe we aren’t fucked

I would be SO powerful if I didn’t have anxiety for no reason

Dunno if it’s just me but I find it funny how the times I shut my self away from the world are the times I need to talk to someone the most

IF YOU CAN VOTE, VOTE

I’m so fuckin tired right now

Dedede is such a silly little goober