today has been a day for sure.

https://whispers-from.the-evil.network is now working perfectly! @delta relay, max 3GB of storage per person (but most people wont end up using that much so the 70GB total will almost certainly suffice), passes all tests n stuff feel free to add as an alternative relay or register, the relay […]

made a @delta / chatmail relay! https://whispers-from.the-evil.network you get 3GB of storage, dont abuse it please; theres 70GB of total storage.

made a @delta / chatmail relay! https://whispers-from.the-evil.network you get 3GB of storage, dont abuse it please; theres 70GB of total storage.

[okay I’ve got an AI take, is everyone ready] refusing to use LLMs: not purity culture wanting to disenfranchise and dehumanize everyone who’s ever used an LLM for any reason: yes purity culture, jesus christ you’re one missed coffee from doing a terrorism

Siebenundsechzig. Comedy wurde erreicht. Bitte lachen sie *jetzt*.

Introducing: a brand new, super fast and easy age verification method Powered by AI (Actual Intelligence) and developed using my CS (Common Sense) degree, this is a 100% privacy preserving age assurance technology, with a false positive rate rate similar to […] [Original post on furry.engineer]

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

http 2000 response is better than 'OK'; its the future. and thats why every http library has to start accepting it immediately

btw i have decided a while ago (and just now formalized) that i will merge all pull requests (in my projects) that dont introduce security problems or completely just do not work, without further “review process”. this is because every long review process ive been in has been fully and entirely […]

btw i have decided a while ago (and just now formalized) that i will merge all pull requests (in my projects) that dont introduce security problems or completely just do not work, without further “review process”. this is because every long review process ive been in has been fully and entirely […]

#pastagang is absolutely cooking on https://nudel.cc today

It took a while but it's shaping up nicely :) Post-Quantum Cryptography and Reliable Deletion, better known as Forward Secrecy, are going to become available in 2026 in #deltachat. For more details, including the recent #fosdem26 talk recording: https://autocrypt2.org

oh my fucking god it is 3AM not 2AM i am gonna die tomorrow

...horrifying message without context, thank you

[cryptocurrency] in my head there are two wolves "Cryptocurrency is bad because it harms the environment, and cultivates a sort of grind culture around investing in imaginary currencies" "fuck yeahhh let the girls and boys and enbies be sovereign and get HRT, fuck the state regulations"

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they really badly want you to know that this is in fact an airport

Come on kids… we need to get on the bus to ~Aptio Setup Utility~

i told her i was gonna turn her into a roomba and she hit me with the "Please,,, ​:neobot_pleading:​"

boost to scare american

i think i just realized why i dont like museums. theyre read-only, and i absolutely detest read-only things (with some exceptions). theres nothing to do, its all “no touch only look”, and if its not, the touch still has no impact because its a button that starts an audio playing or makes a few […]

sisepen (six seven in toki pona) (this joke was adapted from “mute mute (six seven in toki pona)”)

[negative] it must feel so good for the tudbut to be forced to spend 25€ or sleep at a train station through no fault of its own

@r0se 67 RE: https://eepy.moe/notes/ahywgkwg2sfh0jrg

it works with exams too!

"etm." can be jokingly used to mean "and shit" at the end of a list for comedic or informal effect. 😈

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"96% ingredients of natural origin" *looks inside* ingredients: water (96%), [...]

bash is such a rare thing in that the longer i use it the MORE i like it

I've been wondering about Bluesky's decentralization again. I can't think of any reason why I'd want to self-host Bluesky in its current form. I cannot 100% self host "my own Bluesky". Their main selling points for building their own protocol were easier migration and better discoverability […]

dont talk to me if your backpack doesnt have a power outlet

[meme, slop coding]

drama ist zum scheißepfostieren da

job security (doing graffiti while working at a graffiti removal company)

hacker that age regresses into a script kiddie

[money-] i fucking love money it is such a good thing side note yes sparkasse i know im broke why do you show me my balance THRICE

btw if you have a canon powershot, check out CHDK, it lets you take RAWs with it

https://fast.github.io/blog/stop-forwarding-errors-start-designing-them/ It’s 3am. Production is down. You’re staring at a log line that says: Error: serialization error: expected ',' or '}' at line 3, column 7 … You add a println!, restart the service, wait for the bug to reproduce. It’s […]

[mobile phones] i am reminded that i need to get rid of my smartphone because they are a privacy nightmare no matter how you twist it. unfortunately, i cant.

money has got to be one of the worst

[announcement, anti llm scraper tool i made, boosts encouraged] as some of you may know i made sth called bombai (name comes from bomba and ai) thats kinda like anubis or iocaine in purpose. those solutions are kind of “fine” already, but the thing about them is that anubis sucks for regular […]