"You Donkey" Fallen soldiers home Take off your dumb, stupid hat Disrespectful ass #Haiku

"Be Kind" Friend devastated How the binary changes From happy to sad #Haiku #friend #family

"Well Then" Toothbrush head struck tile Arcs into the litter box Time to order more #Haiku #cat

"Our Sphynx Cat" Burrows in blanket Needs to warm his frosty beans Jams them on my thigh #Haiku #caturday

"That Was Incredible" Vulcanized rubber Slowly crosses the threshold Watching on a loop #Haiku #olympics #hockey #uswomen

"Well, That Sucked" Peaceful dozing nap Woke up with a bad headache That's total garbage #Haiku

"Hang On, That Was Real?" Working out in jeans Secondhand embarrassment Did I drop acid? #Haiku #HHS #idiocracy

"Overheard At Lunch" Durian fruit stench Who was the first to declare Cram that in my mouth #Haiku #food

"On The Couch Watching Hockey" Ate too much last night Enchiladas de Mole I can't move today #Haiku #food

"The Dow. The Dow Right Now" Shrill petulant scream Unrelated distraction Voice of a harpy #Haiku #releasethefiles

"He Said What?" He's in charge of health Care to do a bump of coke? Pristine toilet seat #Haiku #HHS