Donald Trump is raping us all

Fort Knox on Trump's last day in office

Elect a felon, expect to be robbed.

Trump's 2028 campaign: vote for me, and I'll give you your food supply back.

MAGA trying to keep up with the White House decor

Queen for the day

Trump would use nukes before releasing the Epstein files

📌Republicans are shutting down our government, our military is in our streets, perceived enemies are being prosecuted, our FBI is firing "disloyal" people at will, and the bedrock of a Democracy, our vote, is under attack. This is a fascist regime as sure as I am typing this, and WE CANNOT SUBMIT.

Why did I have to praise Charlie Kirk before the ATM gave me my money?

How soon will we be watching Laura Trump on late night?

The right must know the shooter will never be found as they pile on against the left, rather robustly.

What Trump won't do to get us to stop talking about Epstein

I'd like to see Mexican troops rounding up expats living in their country. Maybe put them in a detention center.

So, how much did the Pedo Patio cost the taxpayers?

My neighbor said he ended 4 wars last week.

Well, if he's dead, might as well release all the Epstein files.

Trump might start thinking about entering his spider hole.

The cankles probably have their own luggage

White House switch board: How may I direct your call? Me: Bribery department please WH switch board: Hold please

I predict that next quarter the government will report job numbers the likes that nobody has ever seen before.

Wonder if ICE will start hiring immigrants once they can't meet their hiring quota.

Trump would start a nuclear war to deflect from Epstein

Has ICE arrested and deported any Russians?

I feel as though the government would only have my back if I were a white billionaire

Will the US President make any money today for himself?

Is Trump's goal for the dow $0?

Here's to better times

I certainly hope the White House is keeping a running tally of how much they are looting us for.

Department of Education OUT Department of Stupidity IN

Is this bad? It looks bad.

So now we have one less hour to work on taxes

The guy in charge of throwing the switch that actually turns on the tariffs is now requesting a new switch. The old one wore out.

Our dystopian future Trump's new taxpayer funded 200,000 sq ft presidential palace will be built next to Fort Knox. A tunnel big enough for a golf cart will connect the two.

I'm buying a padlock for my chicken nesting boxes.

The GOP socks Russian cock

How many nursing homes will shutter once medicaid goes away?

Will George Bush finally speak out against the orange shit? Yes, but only after his social security is cut.

Trump had to become "religious" to win

I hope Congress got the email

Winning 2028 Trump campaign pledge: vote for me, or I'll take away your social security

Plane crashes set to overtake school shootings

If Donald Trump was a school principal, he would fire all the bus drivers.

Normally, Presidents Day sales don't involve quid pro quos, but here we are.

I will owe the IRS this year. Do I make the check payable to the IRS or Donald Trump?

This year's President's Day sale has a whole new meaning.