Just got my healthcare premium prices for next year and I just have to say Luigi did nothing wrong

Can we get to the guillotines already sheesh

The way to stop the drug flow into this country is to decriminalise and legalise it all so it can be regulated and made safer but blowing up fishermen in international waters works too I guess

Missed the game but glad the caps won and glad the loml is okay, fuck hit and runs and the Minnesota wild

Of course vegas would be the first to sign someone who should never have another chance at the professional level ever again. Par for the course

Yo Yahoo sports has got to be fucking kidding me locking the “set active players for the week” button behind a paywall. Unbelievable commodification of a very basic feature

Lmao

Dude we’re so cooked

Washington is gonna lose this game so hard

Caps are soo bad on the blue line today can’t keep it in to save their lives

Like we wasted 15 minutes on that to lose on a garbage goal that happens 800 times a season anyway, take the ga and get it back. Terrible challenge

That was a dumb challenge just drop the puck

Theyre just completely phoning it in with baseball player last names at this point. Bazardo? Mckinstry? GTFOH

Yall this game is nuts

Quite literally allowing an Iran proxy military access to our airspace because they gave Trump money. Insane

I mean you had five power plays there is nobody to blame but yourself

I’d say the refs are in preseason too but this is just how they are all year. Brain worms

Sonnyyyyyy

Woooooo what a play by miro

These ice commercials in my hockey game are only going to further radicalise me. Fuck off of the literal one thing that I do without thinking about fascists

Lmao these culture war LARPers are the cringiest most socially inept people on the planet yet when you say that during a campaign limp dick centrist advisors cry like literally Stephen miller makes jp from grandmas boy look cool and it’s time to start saying it

I will not be posting a take. I will get banned.

For the first time in a long time, the voices are silent. I’ve followed my arc correctly

Hope rfkjr is the one recommending treatments for Trump

This owns so hard

If you are in Congress and using whatever template you have saved for shootings just fucking don’t. Stop it. Your words are hollow when you refuse to do the bare minimum in fighting for us on ANY front. You’re not ‘heartbroken’ you’re fucking complicit. Fuck you

Okay I’ll bite— who is Taylor Swift?

“Trump sucks but if it weren’t for him I might be forced to make a positive impact on society and pay my fair share and that’s worse than Trump because my brain is inflicted with billionaire disease and its terminal” ftfy

Terry…. Terry… he had ms 13 tattooed on his knuckles

That looks like a body double to me..?

On one hand, authoritarian power grabs and attacks against enemies of the regime are dangerous and fascist. On the other hand… John Bolton sucks unreasonably hard and never met a genocide he didn’t support There’s no conclusion coming, I’m just saying shit

My old stomping grounds. Give em hell

Wait who are the snowflakes again?

Don’t know who needs to hear this but homelessness is not a crime, it’s a policy failure

So sick of shitlibs trivialising troops in the street as “just a distraction”. You’re not following the plot at all. Yes Epstein files are a nuisance for the president but troops in the streets is quite literally the actual fascist plan to put all the non magas in camps. Focus up.

How is this not considered a declaration of war?

Aaaand we’re back. I’ll be less mean to people who suck I guess (the president)

Slightly diminish a band: Duran

Wrt Jon Stewart, love the dude but agree he’s not the right person for this moment. But looking at the bigger picture and the responses here, I think a lot of democrats really need to come to terms with the fact that you’re never going to win an election in the modern era unless you can create a 1/

“When we say crime we don’t actually mean crime, we mean people with different opinions and lifestyles than me exist and that scares the hell out of us”

A WHEELIE?!?!? SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD!!!!! What a bunch of craven pissbabies

The thing about living near D.C. and being in D.C. for such a long time is that the city is a microcosm of the world. Unlike New York or other cities it’s not so blatantly divided by ethnicity or culture, it is a melting pot of diversity, the very best of what the American experiment has to offer.

I’m moving to California in two and a half weeks and I am disgusted that the city I have called home for 38 years is getting locked in the crosshairs of a miserable cunt ass dementia bitch with a teeny tiny dick as I’m walking out the door. Fuck off and fuck you dude. Fuck.

Crazy republicans literally got so mad about “let’s make the slightest improvement to the healthcare system in this country” that they went full fuckhead fascist

Stay the fuck out of my city, military.

Lmfao this owns

They literally baited this reaction, and y’all fell for it hook line and sinker. And because y’all took the bait now a bunch of dumb nazis are gonna buy overpriced jeans to own the libs. Just do what I do, throw away your television and play indie games instead

I get a really strange feeling that this is kayfabe to get trump to lose his base so there won’t be violence when they remove him from office. He wanted the job to end his legal troubles but doesn’t actually want to be president. Removed, Vance pardons, project 2025 continues with more serious ppl