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@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social What do you think: would it be Dildoites or Dildonians? youtu.be/7Q8qr8OgmQk

No matter how many movies and TV shows I've seen Jon Hamm in, I can't shake the feeling that he is a psychopath. His acting skills cannot hide those cold, dead eyes.

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social Listening to Lilly Allen's new album and OMG 🔥 youtu.be/ywpA1b9vlKI

Today I realized that everyone has a Cool Auntie and a Creepy Uncle and it's pretty much never the other way around. Anyway, thanks @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social for being that Cool Auntie. The kids send their love.

youtu.be/GHyvfOUEK4o 44 years later and this still remains the best werewolf transformation in cinema

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social youtu.be/D89U-iDSLlQ I hope these old folks live forever ❤️

Reminder: Spain and Italy chose to abandon the Global Sumud Flotilla. Spain and Italy allowed this to happen.

Volunteer Nurse Anoosh speaks on-ground in Gaza while surrounded by the IOF as they dig holes preparing for murdering Palestinians and aid workers. She says if she is killed, her representatives must know they participated in her murder.

My Brain on Meditation: First Narrator: Be calm. Breathe. Clear your mind. Me: ... First Narrator: ... Second Narrator: Good. Good job, you got her to shut up. Now it's just us in here Third Narrator: 🎵🎶 Leave a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man 🎶🎵 First Narrator: Goddamit

Hear me out: throw pillows are just boneless couch nuggets

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social Scraps the red squirrel has taken a liking to the stuffing in Fry's old bed

When you get up in the middle of the night to pee but your brain sees that you're awake and has decided it's time to play! Brain: Exactly how poisonous is hellebore? Maybe RFK JR is actually a reverse Dorian Gray portrait? Let's learn about the War of 1812!

Current mood @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social youtu.be/fMtnktpF_t0

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social youtu.be/qGVzyby5kcU

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social This is my jam rn youtu.be/VMWS6LhJYjI

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social youtu.be/JppwKpfOgyo

Well I'm watching grown up Bobby Hill on the new season of King of The Hill and I'm getting choked up seeing how he turned out. It's a weird thing to say about a cartoon but, I'm proud of you young man.

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social What's cooler than being cool? 🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/5R66WJiQMpQ

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social I just rescued this carpenter bee from a yellow jacket that was eating it alive. Unfortunately her wings have been chewed right off. So I guess this is my new pet? Her name is Karen

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social youtu.be/oAZBKlVSLkU

Yes, I do intermittent fasting. It's called "sleeping"

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We literally do not have to accept that the Democrats are going to backslide on human rights. We don’t.

Remember way back during the suffragette movement how white women fought for their right to vote at the expense of black women? That's what Pete Buttigieg is giving right now. Keep that rhetoric tf away from me. You can call that purity politics. I call it gratitude & solidarity

Here's a thought: Maybe if Israel ended their occupation and genocide they might not need a dome? Maybe make ending their wholesale slaughter on Palestinians a requirement to receive said funding?

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social Not the best footage but I was pretty thrilled to see a woodpecker in my tree this morning

I was JUST talking about how what I'm really missing from my home decor is a giant croissant. @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social I think at this point Gertie is only pretending to be afraid of me. I love watching her chomp!

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social You were right! Haven't seen Coco for a few days, she's been extra cautious ever since she got knocked up. In the meantime her summer coat finished coming in but I still recognized her when she came to visit. Her belly is so big already!

I live next door to a husband and wife who exercise together very loudly, outside in our shared driveway. From the sounds of it, they are teaching online classes. Am I neighbours with fitness influencers?

I keep thinking about that episode of Big Bang Theory where the minute Howard was alone with a robotic arm he fucked it. Props to that robot arm for grabbing his junk and not letting go until God and everyone saw his crime. I swear when AI and the robots rise up its gonna be bc of all the rape

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social Oh boy. This is another different groundhog who I've named Gertie and I'm pretty sure she's Gus' mate and she's definitely living under my porch. I think I'm gonna see their behbehs soon. Is this bad? Like, do I have cute pets or a pest problem?

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social OMG Am I a Disney Princess yet?

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social Having my usual morning coffee with my critter friends when, without warning, they freaked the hell out and took off. And that's when I see this guy. This is Fat Bastard, the raccoon that lives under my back deck.

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social Just had my first mammogram (no specific worry just keeping on top of my health.) It wasnt like this but it was kinda like this. And yes, my boob tech did see this sketch. She loves this show youtu.be/EX-YO-VJ5k0

What I see every time one of those weird right-wing clapping memes comes across my feed. About the same sense of rhythm too.

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social The whole gang is here (Coco on the left, Pinky on the right and of course Humbug) It looks all Norman Rockwell here but make no mistake, all three of them are very ready to throw hands.

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social Today's Value Village find. Did not have in my size.

Misheard lyrics: I used to think the line "meditate in my direction" was "maintain my erection"

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social This is Gus the groundhog who eats all my lettuce and breaks my heart. And yet, I love him.

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social I have a jumping spider living in my back room and I love her so much. She is so cute, watch her work up the courage to jump!

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We recently discovered that our 17 yr old has been making wine in his bedroom for the last year and a half. Taught himself, got his own equipment & did hours of research. He now knows more about fermenting than I do. Tried his honey mead & it's delicious. @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social This is Humbug, taking advantage of the fact that my squirrels aren't visiting today. He'd stuff 3 peanuts in his face if he could. I've watched him try

@katyaandyourdad.bsky.social Coco was neither pregnant nor nursing. This is her new boyfriend. They met in front of my car and have been dating about 15 minutes now. She'll surely be pregnant soon

Ladies, if we keep up this male loneliness epidemic we could breed most of the shitty men out of existence. Hold the line!!!

Parenting ND kids is wild. One minute, you're looking at them like, "Look at my little weirdos doing little weird things, like who does that? How did I ever miss their neurodivergence?" And the next minute you catch yourself doing the same little weird things.

Today's Value Village find. @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social There's no way this thing is a virgin.