"Your favorite Koopa has returned! I've been... Off in Wonderland~"

"There are Pipe Bombs in your Mailboxes!"

"Y'know, today is a very special day!"

“So what happened to me on Valentines Day? Let’s just say quite a few double cherries really did the trick!”

"Today was great! Made hundreds of snowmen n' women of all kinds!"

"You know! Like a cold but for Koopa-Kind!"

"WACHOO!!!"

"Hey! What's up!?"

"Ladies and Gentlement, thank you all for another year of excellent support! We couldn't have done it without you! Look forward to all kinds of surprises from us next year! Ya don't wanna miss it!"

"Not only did I get a TRAILER full of presents, but I got a TON of fan mail too!"

"Woah! It's Morton! He's Large and In-Charge!"

ㅤ 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝘽𝙤𝙬𝙨𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙀𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙧 .ᐟ ୧‿⠀ ꕀ⠀ ˖༺༻˖ ⠀ꕀ ⠀‿୨ ㅤ

"December means plenty of things. Snow, night at 4pm, the flu... But it's also got the holidays! Full of spirit and joy! Come spend them with us!"

"Hiya folks! Our park is open year round! Never be afraid to stop by, and bring your friends n' family too!"

"I dunno if we're cookin' but I won't say no to a big bird!"

“Y’know pretty recently, somebody asked me what I was most thankful for! Had to sit down and think about it, and it might be cause I got a whole lot! Family that loves ya, a career ya enjoy, and don’t forget the circus I run! Couldn’t ask for much else!”

“Mambo!”

“Well good thing I’m small n’ healthy!”

"Y'know? Sumthin don't feel right..."

"Since there aren't any holidays this month, we'll be springing our attractions right into the warm and gooey times of Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa!"

"Well yeah! There's about 52 of em!"

"Pick a card~!"

A wave of bright magic washes over his body, and thus, has returned to normal. "Alright! Event's officially over! Let's shift gears!"

Jackolanterns and scary trees, thunder, lightning and hairy knees! His Magic Circus has transformed!

"Why not join me? Havin' no flesh is kinda fun!"

"I got a Bone to pick with you!"

“Our new attraction is one that’s sure to frighten you out of your shells! Boo’s Biggest Haunt, opens its doors, and invites you to scares the likes of which you’ve never seen before!”

He’s spinning his skull on his finger like a basketball.

"The time has come, my lovely guests, for..." H̸̻̯̯̹̜̩̝̝̮̔Ȁ̸̗̗̬͎̺̭͓͓͓̯͐̊͋̍͝Ḽ̶̡̭͔̀̊̑̌̄̏͆̈́͘͠ͅL̶̘͉͕̐̈Ŏ̸͔̺͍̱̦̼̞̓̐̏̅̿͘͠W̷͉̺̳͙̐Ḙ̴͖̫͎̱̜̬̺̫̣͠Ȩ̶͇̺̟̝̟̎̽N̵̢̠͙̄͗͋̀̀̑́ ̷̜̯̺́̎͛͗̊̕͠͠F̶͉̩̞̐̓̓͊̅̎̚E̸̼̫͛͛͌͌͜Ṡ̵̢̢̛̼͎̭̼̬͙͎͑́̒͋́͒̆ͅT̶͈̦̍͠Ḯ̵̖͍̙̣̘̣̂̀̈́̌̐̅̇̚ͅV̶̥͓̗͇̻̮̟̹͑̃̓͌͜Ḯ̷̪̯̪̘͓̍̔T̶̬̟̼̬͓̐̍̀͋̓̇̾̉͂I̴̦͔̭͂͛E̸̥̥̞͓̼̲͌͋̆͋͒̇̔̚S̶̹̠̝̲̗̲̗̙̩͂́̂̔͋!̸̨͍̜̝̜̹̺͔̹̐͛̀̀͋̑͝͝!̶͓̳̊̉̐̐̎̃̾̉͊!̷̩̞̤̳̹͎̗̦́̔̂͆̚̕

HIS SCALES HAVE ROTTED, LEAVING ONLY BONE.

It's a late night, so he's sippin' on Koopa Tea! Through a swirly straw?

"Went on a long flight on the airship to Soda Jungle and boy am I glad I'm not a blue shell!"

“Y’know for a place this big, I still ain’t seen my other bros n’ sis! Just me n’ Iggy!”

“If you don’t, that’s too bad!”

“Hiiiii~! Didjya miss us!?”

Pfufufu~

"Huh? Whaddjya say?"

"Yep, the world's a lot better when there's somethin' to laugh about!"

"N' they say I'm wacky!"

"Summer may be nearly over, but the fun never ends! Look forward to future festivities, especially...!" In a hushed tone... "𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗻...!"

"Birubirubiiii~!"

He's polishing a brightly-colored bomb with star patterns on it. Then, he looks at himself through its polished exterior. "Good-lookin', n' I don't mean the bomb~!"

“Awww Dad~! You bet we’re gonna soar!” Jumping high up, he’d give his far larger old man as big a hug as he could!

“Well I could water ya and give ya plenty of sunlight!”

"Wait wha"

"That sounds kinda cool! But also, kinda gross?"

"Course not! Ya got roots!"

"I like all you guys! You're welcome to visit me anytime! Orrrrr I could show up to You unexpected!"