i coulda seen the lord of the rings movies for the first time in theaters if i wasn't poor :(

i think i'm done with banana peppers

i can';t bekieve reddit is a real fucking place bro holyshit

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if someone were to cut your brain in half, and put each half into a different body, which one would you go into? i have my own answer to this which i believe is the only response that makes any sense but i am very curious to see other peoples' thoughts

i do think if you ever possess more than 1 billion dollars in personal assets you should probably just get the chair this has the bonus effect of gaining the ability to kill livestreamers if you forcefully donate enough money to them at once

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i will prove that twink death is a myth by becoming the world's first 70 year old femboy my face will be wrinkled and my joints will crack and i will still have my stupid layered anime boy pixie cut hair

men will literally mass-deport random brown people, abduct foreign leaders and invade greenland before going to therapy

i was sitting here pondering if gorillaz still had the sauce and then i heard this rap duet and i've concluded that they do. what the fuck. holy fuck. who does this. youtu.be/BrPffpg9KFM?...

you ever just sit there and fantasize about the cool as fuck 3d galaxy glass eye you'd get if you ever lost one of your real ones? i do sometimes

i'm jealous of the people who got the chance to pelt ICE officers with snowballs

just listened to like 15 minutes of music that was objectively pretty slapping only to later realize it was most likely made by ai. i don't know how to feel

i love how there are people unironically saying neuro sama is sentient and has feelings when even she admits she has no emotions

anyone got any recommendations for morning activities to do while listening to a podcast and waiting for my meds to kick in that doesn't involve playing the same deckbuilder roguelike over and over? i'm not walking it's cold

the people selling feel free should really be in jail bro holy fuck

flesh is so cool

i'm almost wondering if it'd be kinda fun to have another alt channel where i just read shit so people can fall asleep to my voice is there still a demand for more trip report channels or is that niche filled?

you ever notice how when leftists perceive injustice, they protest, but when conservatives perceive injustice, they just sit on their asses and complain? it's almost like a small part of them understands that the stupid shit they complain about is pointless and not actually worth fighting against.

i have been sick for like two weeks straight and actively getting worse who did i piss off

as a general rule of thumb if you ever see a youtube video titled something like "You won't believe this..." or "Something crazy just happened..." you can safely ignore it. if something actually interesting was in the video, they'd just put it in the title for even better clickbait.

today we are beginning GREAT GOD GROVE, which i am sure will be very wacky and silly and fun and good. but first we market garden youtube.com/live/ycNXR6v...

for reasons i cannot really decipher i decided to spend a day or so creating a king of the hill ytp instead of doing anything important i now have a bonus youtube channel for shitposts FULL VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5I...

as recompense for the united states bombing their nuclear facilities i think someone should just give iran a nuke and then tell them they may have one free use on a country of their choosing

you ever just arrest a foreign leader for owning a machinegun

on second thought maybe i don't want that post on the public record lmao

i might deadass have to stop taking drawing commissions, i've got a backlog and it is a herculean effort to work on anything. i just did about 20 minutes of work and i'm somehow burned out. i can go for hours with 3d and music but somehow drawing just feels like such a chore to me.

so is twenty one pilots basically just some sadboy saying gay shit while his friend plays some of the most interesting drum rhythms ever heard? is it like how you have to deal with rhcp constantly singing about california to hear flea’s bass playing?

i made an omelette with mango habanero sauce and was really excited to try it but them my stomach was like nah bro you ain’t doing this right now so now i’m eating reeses puffs out of a plastic bowl like a goddamned animal eating kibble pray for me

I AM VERY DRUNK youtube.com/live/BQCWaUy...

hey [WOMEN], it's us, [SOCIETY]. if you liked "ALL CIS WOMEN WITH BELOW 8/10 APPEARANCES ARE UGLY AND WORTHLESS", you'll love "ALL TRANS WOMEN WITH NON-SEMICIRCLE BROW LINES ARE UGLY, WORTHLESS, AND SHOULD NOT TAINT THE EYES OF THE DISCERNING LIBERAL"

can we accept trans people so that every trans character in media can stop being a perfect hyper passoid barbie with 0 character flaws designed to appeal to cis people i want a bad bitch w/ an angular face and androgynous voice who is so far past the political compass she wants to destroy humanity

back from visiting family! playing some rivals of aether and maybe tf2 or something with the @kreed360.bsky.social youtube.com/live/kENTteo...

i think my personal headcanon melial voice is sort of like if gwyndolin was slightly higher pitched and significantly less british www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8T4...

meow (merry)

i can’t believe i saw him

i think the moment i truly realized i was ace was probably when i was having sex and after a few minutes of making the girl squirm the novelty wore off and all i could think was this shit boring

checkin out some indie holiday game called A Mall Near You which i know nothing about youtube.com/live/9vGf6nX...

a lot of the anti-determinism arguments i've been receiving are literally so nonsensical and insane that i don't even know how to respond none of these people have thought about this topic hard enough

apparently they're awarding videogames tonight? idk let's check it out at 7:30 youtube.com/live/JMSRzMz...

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@makorays.bsky.social random streamer i saw here is your fanart (i was rushing to make it before stream ended so dont judge too harshly)

checkin out them there tf2 christmas youtube.com/live/gvTIpQ7...

i am so done with "religious freedom". i do not give a shit that your delusional belief system says to discriminate against people or perform barbaric acts like circumcision. we stopped doing human sacrifices for a reason. worship a better god or eat shit while the state outlaws your practices.

checkin out a weird lil game called Wurroom followed by the superliminal demo. i am injured youtube.com/live/sS0-GoI...

i think my next goal in life is to somehow gain enough clout to possibly one day collab on a neuro sama stream