The perfect Sandwich

I have a thing for eyeballs so salty!! ❤️💕💕

Never bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying is.

Froggy got sumthin’ 🤭🤤https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRU6pj9DRZ3/?igsh=MWNicHA2NDYybTRqaw==

my next tattoo

The easiest way out of the friend zone is to put your dick on her chin. She going to suck on it or stop being your friend. 🤷🏻

Question : Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth? Answer: Depends if you know the difference between Summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

Who sent this to me? REALLY FUNNY!!

Why of course!! 😉

Ladies real question here. Would you rather be a toaster strudel or a Twinkie?

What’s going on here?? Wrong answers only!

I don’t know what she’s saying, but I absolutely fucking agree with her

Too much???

What if we got nuked tomorrow and I never saw your boobs! Think about that.

When you ask for a pic of him playing with his cock, and he misunderstands the mission.

Have an excellent day

I’m not sure if anyone can read a fish finder, but my guess is there’s a lunker down there!! #bigone #huge #bigdicks #fishing #comedy #fish

its super catchy!! 😂🤣😂https://youtu.be/FGePVVGvkrs?si=hAfF5VYuBm_wMwll

Get the Fuk outta here!!!

S€X 101 : The Adele When you put one finger in her 🐱 and one in her 🍑 and can feel each finger through the little wall separating them. "Hello, from the other side"

S€X Education 301 : The Adele When you put one finger in her 🐱 and one in her 🍑 and can feel each finger through the little wall separating them. "Hello, from the other side"

ATTENTION!!! Be aware of these two girls. They walk around different rest stops on the Turnpike in Florida and offer you sex. While you have a good time with blonde, the brunette steals your money and valuables from your car. They robbed me 7 times!!!

Make sure you make healthy choices!!

PSA: Having sex without eating pussy is like opening a yogurt and not licking the lid

I just want Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek to yell at me in Spanish while i masturbate.

How every guys back massage starts and finishes.

This is why girls that grew up in the 90’s are so good at giving head

This can save your life, or at least make someone’s night!😜