As I am an unsociable and miserable old man, I'll be asleep in my bed (drooling next to my cup of cold Horlicks no doubt) by the time the clocks turn, so I'll wish all of you lovely reprobates a: happy, safe and enjoyable 2026 now. Love to all 🙂 xxx

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.

A bit later than usual, but here's the last Monochrome Monday of the year! Have a good one all 🙂🙂

There is a question that is as old as mankind itself, wrestled with by philosophers thought the ages... Tighty whities or commando? 😜 Happy Monochrome Monday 🙂🙂🙂

Dark, cold and stormy this Monochrome Monday. Thinking I'd be better off back in bed, rather than standing around here in the nip... 😜

Holy cow!! It's six inches of pure...erm, six inches 😜 Happy Monochrome Monday all. Let's see them all standing proud this week 🙂

Which is your preference: night or day? Happy Monochrome Monday! 🙂

Sometimes the light hits just right and you have to show it off...😉 Hope you all have a good Monochrome Monday 🙂🙂

Well, that doesn't happen very often these days! I just hope it's pointing me in the right direction 😉 Happy Monochrome Monday to all those who celebrate 😜

Remind me: Is it towel, tummy or tackle Tuesday?

Is it Monday? Is it Monochrome? You bet your arse it is. Or in this case, cock 🙂🙂🙂

Spot the difference time! Which one gets the thumbs up? The whispy patch or the full on Hollywood? Happy Monochrome Monday!! 🙂🙂🙂

Good lighting is always a friend 😉 Happy Monochrome Monday everyone 🙂

I don't reckon I scrub up too badly, what do you think? 😉 Another week, another Monochrome Monday 🙂

I just love showing off my naked body. It gets me horny seeing other guys do the same 😈😍 Drop you best nudes below ⬇️ #naked #exhibitionist

Posing that age old question that has plagued humankind for eons; on or off? Happy Monochrome Monday y'all 🙂

The morning's are dark, the temperature's dropping and this idiot's still naked 😜 Happy Monochrome Monday 🙂 Have a good one 🙂🙂🙂

Wearing nothing but a smile 🙂 Monochrome Monday 🙂

Wet one today, lol. Wish I was still in bed though, sigh... Happy Monochrome Monday 🙂

Am I too late for humpday?

Trying to wash the disappointment of Monday off of me 😜 Monochrome Monday 🙂

Random Thursday tease...😜

Shaved, showered and ready to face the shit this week has to offer. Now all I have to do is get dressed... 🙂 Monochrome Monday.

The weekend's so close, I'm starting to get hard just thinking about it... 🙂🙂

Is the weekend really over? Sigh... Time to get ready on this Monochrome Monday 🙂

It's Friday! Woo-Hoo! Have a slightly damp nude to celebrate 🙂🙂🙂

Quick hotel selfie on this Monochrome Monday Bank Holiday 🙂🙂 Hope everyone's having a good one 🙂

This is how you wear a robe right? Greetings on this Monochrome Monday 🙂

Happy Dump Day (it's also a normal, 'look at my front day too 😜)! 🙂🙂🙂

Almost cropping the tip off on this Monochrome Monday 😀

I think I'd get charged under the Trades Descriptions Act, if I claimed this to be a Fat Cock Friday. How about an Average Cock Afternoon instead?

Workout done, and now the shower beckons on this Monochrome Monday 🙂

Well, this is me. So, what's your preference? With or without 😉