i got alex a mug with a men’s bathroom icon and she made this face

you can say whatever you want if you say no offence after

ill match ur energy (threat)

it’s sad to be a customer service worker and people are mean to you. bitch i’m a person

im just a covid girl living in a covid world

i’m always goddmn pissing

can’t sleep going insane

👁️🙅‍♀️📈👉👌🏼

did u know that if ur disabled, mentally i’ll, or use drugs you: dont deserve a job or livelihood or a place to live in this society? every single employer can just dick you around hoping you’ll get bored and go somewhere else? hope this helps!

gonna start telling my very punctual coworkers they’re so clocky

linda ronstadt, beautiful woman

going therapist mode

if i wanted my kids to commemorate a holiday by taking photos with a paid actor in a beard, it would be mayo uno and it would be marx

i really have been denied all the best ultra sex

once again, depression

listen…christ…diedforyou… ?why? suicidal?

to hold up half the sky our feet must be firmly on land!

i’m olivia, i’m a lesbian and i brought poppers.

i love negging

when i say im no better than a man, i don’t mean oogly moogly awoooga. i mean i will neg and manipulate you.

i miss dubstep shows

people who turn off read receipts, what do you have to hide? coward

i wanna be a bee that lives during the summer, but i fear i am the bee born in winter. living only 45 days, i exist merely to tide the hive over to the next spring

i am a slug, quick everyone, pour salt on me

there should be more victims of communism

swearing off edgy humour…this has gone too far

i was like damn those look like cool pants, clicked the ad, snow pants

the axis powers make good beer

sitting on a lichen covered bench in the afternoon sun on a crisp october afternoon. nothing to do later.

im gonna start saying “thats gay,” meaning bad, again. don’t know why i stopped, really

phineas from phineas and ferb has strong transmasc vibes, including the voice

rated g for geveryone

millie looks like melania trump

i gave away all my stimulants and now i’m unstimulated, who would’ve thought this could happen?

im a deeply angry person fueled by 4 daily shots of espresso

IM A LESBIAN

im cis with trans characteristics

I'm desperate i love you

pedagogically speaking, the heuristics of your epistemology don’t really make much sense to me

box cutter is so cool

did you hear, jordan’s back

i have a foreboding demonic evil feeling about this fall

every month i crash out but my hope rests eternally on the fated arrival of group insurance. i need only remind myself that when i produce wealth for society i will have earned mental healthcare again. thank you capitalism for keeping me humble 🙏🏼 ill never kill myself 🙏🏼

do you have cravings? me, personally, i’m craving a quiet life by the ocean

help i’ve been listening to math rock

i need someone to teach me how to lift and get jacked

the way wine rushes out the valve on a box is like how blood rushes out of a vein. coincidence?