strung out on waiting for jobs to get back to me

i used to say thing like “i never get sick” and “nothing bad ever happens to me” or “i never face real consequences“. now i know that to be hubris

i miss invisionfree

any job call me back challenge

good night, travel well

can’t wait to be in the nursing home with the gamers and the vocal stim autistic bitches

oh I'm living in hell

they really gave a tv comedy producer leadership of a country and told him to do a war

thanks sp*t*fy for the playlist called “bad vibes friday evening”

under socialism it is a right and duty to work! all workers have a job. no more 6 round interviews. no more alienation of marginalized people. you are valued for what you can give, and given what you need.

some are committed to meetings. i am committed to sadness.

i accidentally microwaved my salad and am eating hot lettuce. smells just like salon wax.

ive been arrested for lumpen off in the movie theatre

telling someone they have a nice voice at karaoke is an insult actually

i love my woman

it is freeing to find you’ve poured silty water into a dirty cup, and decide to drink it anyways

I'm at the emergency vet with lucy after she had a stroke. I don't know the cost yet but this is most likely going to max out my credit card and put me behind on rent. if anyone would like to help me with costs my etf is [email protected] and my paypal is mlg42069. thank you <3

every day,, new pain…release me

i love my hot wotty botty

that new music, painkillers hitting feeling 🧦

i love my hot wotty botty

left ear and right ear - BLOCKED. be careful or i’ll block u next

thinking of making content for online

counting down the hours til i can get my sleep deprived ass to the clinic to combat my FIFTH strep infection of the year

you can get bitches to like anything if it’s about lesbians or 9/11

they say jennifer’s body is about lesbianism, but really its about 9/11

this year i will turn 33 which is how jesus was when he died. i have not accomplished nearly as much as him.

you rock, but all things must change

vyvanse? that shit rocks (able to do things) vyvanse? that shit sucks (anxious af)

we should bring in to use a "harsh-tag" used for when you are being mean. i would hardly use it but it could be of use to %someofyou

due to trans, i will not be coming to work today

I have to stop taking long showers... but... the heat... good for my body... I love wet world

missing her (alcohol)

i only log on to this app to like my girlfriends posts

who up entwining their hair together

ah jan 1st, the day i remember that i don’t like who i am when i drink

i only have expired sex, sorry

i wonder why she’s tired all the time

i’m a young mother, like a stranger things kid

ppl shopping in retail stores without a mask the week of a major holiday especially: you are evil and i hate you

they should call this app twitter and be done with it

personally i support this because maybe toronto will one day have its own 9/11 🙏🏼🤗

watching emily in paris is a form of self punishment

in case i forget, life has a way of reminding me,,,im just a girl

if u see me spending money please remind me i don’t have any

reading purgatory cause i understand how he felt

this question goes out to everyone making funny references about “millie”: are you talking about millie the cat, or millie bobby brown ?

i got alex a mug with a men’s bathroom icon and she made this face

you can say whatever you want if you say no offence after