Raise your hand if you haven’t said “Quiet, piggy” to a woman reporter (or any other woman) lately. Or in your whole life. 🖐🏼

Those who value riches over nature should never gain your admiration nor your trust.

If you do not open your hearts to those in need of sustenance, shelter or comfort, perhaps you should re-evaluate the spirit that lives within you. You may find it lacking something that is essential to your overall peace & happiness.

JOURNEY........

Monday, 7PM - Look who I just ran into at the end of the barn…….

When your much-ballyhooed parade pretty much ends up flatter’n a pail of piss & the bleachers aren’t even half-filled & your soldiers aren’t even marching in step & there’s a guy walking down the street holding a single tiny drone & you’re wondering how you’re gonna explain it all to your boss……

I think the playing of ‘Fortunate Son’ during the parade was one of the greatest trolls I’ve seen in a long, long time.

Saturday, 6:55PM……. A panther turns her back on the game to show her disdain because the Yanks trail the Bosox, 8-5, going into the bottom of the 8th. Good, Mystery!

STUDLEY…….

If you’re not respectful, step aside. If you’re not courteous, step aside. If you’re not kind, step aside. If you’re not inclusive, step aside. If you’re not honest, step aside. If you’re not trustworthy, step aside. If you’re not helpful, step aside. Everybody else, let’s do this.

Today’s valet parking attendant: JAKE

Friday, 7PM - Under western skies…….

When the President of the United States & the world’s richest man bicker in public like unfaithful trailer park spouses on ‘The Jerry Springer Show’……..

Wednesday, 7PM…… Me: “Hey, Goldie - say ‘cheese’.” Goldie: Me: “Good girl.”

“I just took out over 40 long-range bombers deep inside Russia & all of our people came home safely so, yeah, I have some cards.”

Look who I ran into this evening in front of the barn……..

Friday, 6:45PM……. Goldie.

Friday, 7:30AM……. The Iron Man.

Ran into my buddy, the roadrunner, this afternoon.

Thursday, 7:30PM……. Danny & Chianti: Mutual Grooming Society

Today’s valet parking attendant: HARD BOURBON

TACO TRUCK

Tuesday - Annie at sunset…….

Tuesday…… • 88 bales of alfalfa delivered: Check • 30 cubic yard poop roll-off switched out: Check Proper.

Monday, 6:45PM - Here’s Annie, licking one of her door’s iron-based bars to raise a little saliva after enjoying a treat (which are pretty dry, BTW).

Monday, 6:45PM - Goldie, surveying her world on an early evening…….

DANNY…….

CHANCE: a baller at heart

Saturday, 6:30PM…… Well, well, well…..look who I just ran into, sitting up on top of our tool shed - one of our roadrunner friends. We acknowledged each other & went upon our merry ways.

Winchester busts a Saturday move……

Friday, 6:30PM……. One of our roadrunner buddies stopped by to visit Danny & Chianti.

Saguaro flowers…….

Wednesday evening - GUESS, my angel…….

Wednesday, 6:40PM……. Here’s Winchester, partaking of a wee late snack.

Sunday, 7PM…… Well, Jimbo’s Happy Bunny Carrot Club is turning into one of the most popular, hottest spots in town. What began as my single bunny buddy a few weeks ago then morphed into two guys, then three, then four. And now? Now, SIX GUYS show up! And I couldn’t be happier. Good, you guys!

HOLLYWOOD & CADENCE...........

Saturday - Giving Jazzbo his morning dose of bute.....

Saturday...... Today's valet parking attendant: DANNY Good, Dan!

Wednesday - Today’s valet parking attendants: BOURBON & CHANCE……. Good, you guys!

Tuesday, 6:45PM……. Me: “Hey, Journey - y’all got some hay hangin’ outta your mouth.” Journey: “No, I don’t.” Me: “Uh-huh…..nice try.”

Tuesday, 6:45PM - Tally, enjoying a little late repast…..

The saguaro flowers are blooming…….

Tuesday....... Today's valet parking attendant: DANNY!

Moon…….computer…….panther

Tuesday, 5AM……. Good morning, moon.

Sunday, 7:30PM - Under western skies, with Owl calling in the distance…….

Saturday, 6:50PM - Huey, Dewey, Louie & Oswald…….

The ol' cowboy at the gates.........

Fixing a misting system on a 100-degree Saturday……

Saturday...... Me, calling into the radio station, hoping to be the 15th caller so I can win fabulous gifts & prizes. Update: I wasn't.