guys we have a video doing semi-well on TikTok we’re finally a real band🙏

yall weren’t acting fast enough we’ve started making our own fan edits

HELLLL YAAA ZOE LOVE

MILFDC (man I love Fontaines DC)

fuck it. lydia thirst trap.

Anything 4 you

stream our new (&very first ever) single Crush #newmusic #newsong #indieband #indiemusic #nycband #band #thesehashtagsarehumiliating #isthisworking go.mhe.fm/ds_crush

hello we are band seeking world domination and also fame

bluesky do I have a treat for you #band #newmusic #indiemusic youtu.be/pHlDdN77SIM

god forbid these apps have consistent username parameters so we could just be doublestandardtheband on every platform😍😍🙏🙏🙏 better yet the guy on instagram w 2 followers holding the doublestandard username hostage should just give it to us🤘😜

fuck elon musk fuck donald trump

This feels like a good first post #band #GAYYYYY