The interns were interning hard today.

Just keep the heartbreaks comin. RIP to a beautiful funny lady. 🖤

Oh, so the admin is trying to start a civil war in Alberta. That’s cool.

Sorry,already planned a play date with a lamp.

Appears to be? No. Has been since the 1950’s and we’ve been shouting that and the EU has been shouting that but now that he’s TACO’d he’s going to claim this was his idea.

Sam Darnold’s oblique muscle is blowing up the news cycle.

If you were wondering how Trump managed to bankrupt a casino, now you’re getting it.

Of course, Tariffs. 🙄

Dr. Mengele 2.0 is more like it.

This is happening right now.

“Fact:” and “History Matters:” are my favorite appetizers before the idiotic MAGA main course. Denmark didn’t “reoccupy” Greenland and no sidesteps or protocols were harmed in the making of this embarrassment. #readingmatters

The Blaze never disappoints, in that it always disappoints. Even after exaggerating some elements, and completely discarding most everything else, it still doesn’t come across as a justifiable shooting at all.

Why in the actual fuck does Jonathon Ross have a GoFundMe set up for him?

What a victory it will be when we launch a surprise attack on our own base in Greenland. “They never saw that coming, did they” - Donuld Jay Trumph. Like, everyone knows this but MAGA, apparently.

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

There are 39 dictators in the world and we chose the one with the most oil. That checks.

Heartbreaking.

It’s stunning that America grew such towering pieces of shit, and so many of them.

So much for the ole “partnering with state and local authorities” co-op. The most transparent administration in history my arse.

They’re showing the footage on repeat. There is no doubt at all this was a murder.

A woman was shot point blank in the head by ICE agents as she tried to leave the scene in her car. These are not federal law officers. These are untrained psychopaths who have clearly been given the go ahead to murder at will. We will not submit.

Pardon my profanity, but fuck this shit. If this absolute dipshit of a skin bag isn’t impeached NOW we’ve lost the Republic.

That’s one hell of a headline for your readers who do not read, New York Sun.

Soon is seeing you and your Voldemort hubby penniless and in prison.

Weird shit happens when the Hawks play the Niners. Going to be interesting drama filled death match. #goseahawks #seahawks

I would like to find the guy on Facebook who called me a “Democrat warmonger.”

Notice the absence of any mention of fentanyl.

Irony is dead.

This is some straight up third reich shit.

“Gimme your money before the Dems steal it and give it to the bad hombres” is a hilarious new grift for the clinically stupid.

Back to 2020 election fraud now.

It’s getting harder and harder to not tell the NFL to fuck off. Prime adverts a game, go to Prime, but to watch you have to start a subscription with Peacock. And you still get to sit through ads. Everyone is bleeding us dry.

Thought the Mandarin Moron had already ceased this fire.

With what?

At what point do I get to call you guys “Komrade?”

Just a reminder to MAGA. Trump has sunk everything he’s ever slapped his name on.

🤣🤣

Uh huh.

In what year of our lord does he stop blaming Biden?

$1776 checks to our brothers and sisters in the armed forces feels bribey.

Well, there’s your primer for the “address to the nation” mañana.

Trump is interrupting scheduled programming to address the nation. This will be stupid. And probably very alarming.

It’s illegal, but more than that it’s fucking embarrassing. He literally is a child.

Trump threatened Indiana and Indiana said 🖕

DOJ unveils “Friends & Family Snitch Plan” in time for the holidays I mean Christmas.

MAGA after seeing Miami vote in a Dem mayor yesterday.

We're bringing in trillions in foreign investments.... All to ourselves.

I last saw Lorenzo in “Sharktopus.”

Always a classic.

So surprised.