this is how your friends should be talking about your significant other

I joined the fable app and enjoy the review it decided to show me on a book it thinks id like

she so cute I love her picrew.me/share?cd=151...

I love my girl cats

I hate when I actually show a smidgen of my real personality to a customer but then they don't get my sense of humor and they still think I'm a humorless dummy. oh my god I fought so many social anxiety demons for THIS?!?!

dang I could go for a dunkin cookie butter cloud ice latte rn

anyway here's me and husband sitting outside the venue in the cold

I've only been to 4 concerts now and I can easily say this one has been my worst experience! very glad there were screens for us to shorties to be able to see the opening acts and ads in between but NOT the headliner. I enjoyed not being able to see the stage at all and the drunk man in front of me

concert night. I need to get a pic for y'all of what I did to this shirt cause it's so slay. waist. snatched. ✂️ I wish it wasn't cold cause I would prefer not to wear the cardy

(almost) a year later! Ive had it cut maybe 2 or 3 time. ummm I gave up on not dying my hair obvi

I don't care, cold shoulder tops are cute, eff the haters

players that intentionally don't heal you so they can flame your end game stats 😒 get a life bozo

it feels so much better starting in gold instead of spending weeks climbing from bronze. sorry I don't play all day every day

Now reading: Sociopath: A Memoir by Patric Gagne #booksky 💙📚 It's shorter than I imagined. According to my app I'm already 20% through it so this might be a quick one. Very interesting so far though

more blondes need to be dying their hair peachy blonde instead of ashy or platinum

Finished! It was mid. Interesting concept, interesting plot, but could be done better. At one point we learn the backstory of [REDACTED] and it instantly pulled me out. Felt so out of nowhere and unrealistic. And then the other character in the same vein gets NO background whatsoever.

wouldn't it be crazy if a cat just came and cuddled me right now

gang I hate Christmas shopping. it's an instant stressor and I suddenly forget what people like

why am I sick I was just sick two months ago, this isn't fair

two of my coworkers quit at the same time 😐

I love slutty music

I need an adult dress up game bc wdym the theme is "chinese zodiacs" and everyone but me dressed up in traditional chinese clothing... meanwhile I'm a sheep

bought my first winter coat (as an adult) Ive been wearing light jackets, hoodies, or my too-small winter coat I got when I was 16... which I avoid wearing because it's literally too small. can't wait to experience winter much more bearably

I could never do body suspension but lowkey it looks like it feels good

why does my husband have to be on night shift this week 😞 i need him to doctor me. I bandaged my stab wound asap and avoided looking at it doing so. IDK why but wounds panic me. I mostly need his reassurance

I ACCIDENTALLY STABBED MYSELF WITH A METAL DENTAL PICK AHHHH

husband could not keep his Christmas present for me a secret 💀 we're seeing ashnikko next year 🥹🥳

im sooo cold, you'd think for someone that has lived in the north for 98% of her life MAYBE I'd be better prepared and dress warmer. but noooo. I'm shock and disgusted every time. I wasn't built for this

should probably start Christmas shopping i guess (eeww)

I truly don't be updating y'all. Currently reading as of like 12 days ago: The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle by Stuart Turton #booksky 💙📚

femboy dan holding an ak-47. there has to be fan art

NOOOO ITS SNOWIGN NOOOOOOO

small shelf, i'm mostly a library/digital reader. we've also donated a good number of books over the years as we don't have hoarding space. here's our current collection though 🥰 #booksky 💙📚 #bookishqotd

face + scent I don't wear perfume so soaps and lotion. I alternate between honey and cocoa butter depending on what I feel like when I'm at the store. brand sometimes changes. but I *always* buy the same lotion

my throat is sore 😑 I don't have the tired eye bags emoji, pretend that's that

"this is why I love you. i can say 'i hate men' and you cheer" "listen if I couldve been born a hot bitch I would've been"

"I wanna stay up and game but I'm a little beat. ... actually I'm a human, but yknow" - my husband

two days off work and I come back to coolers rearranged 😐 man, i just memorized those

it took half an hour but I drugged my cat through trickery. the bottle says I can put it in his food so I tried that. he knew that shit was drugged, he took two bites and then tried to bury it with my socks 😵‍💫 so I got a syringe out and measured the water for it, put that water in a bowl and mixed

trying to drug my cat all by my lonesome. he's onto me

is this passive aggression

posting this after raving about Arby's last night lol my diet is just paying attention to portions and not eating 1200 cals in one meal

been following a diet for a week and already lost 2 pounds! not working out but my job has me hitting 12k steps consistently and I'm carrying cases of beer around often so that's helping

Id much rather be licked by a cat than a dog. Dry sand paper tongue > slobbery wet squish tongue

can't believe I missed the opportunity to post these Halloween throwbacks aka the last two times I dressed up

I have NEVER seen someone look bad with a septum ring. (this excludes cases with improper piercing placement, in which case: get it repierced correctly and you will look good too) NEVER!!!! truly a piercing for everyone

Arby's is over-hated. It actually slaps and I'm not ashamed

crazy how I wore my ankle brace to work and it actually helped with the pain 🤯🤯

I have a scar on the back of my head from riding my bike with no hands as a kid. I hit a large rock, flipped, and hit my head on another large rock. Anyway, my scar itches

obviously I didn't quit so quick shout out to my boss. on this night not only did I have to see bitchass's face for the first time in a decade, he was with a friend who yelled rudely at me. my boss knows the friend so she confronted him, told him off, and told him to tell bitchface he's banned too