Simple Joys dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/simple-joys

I can write off the paper I use to print all the receipts for my taxes, right?

If my yellow ink cartridge is so depleted that the printer can not print black and white pages, why is my hand all yellow after taking it out?

The Cheshire Cat has come to devour the world.

This week's post is up with puppy progress news and Women in Horror Month recommendations! It’s All A Matter of Scheduling dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/it-s-all-a...

BOOKMARK THIS: Massachusetts launched a brand new ICE Reporting Portal. Know that if federal agents operate unlawfully in Massachusetts, we will hold them accountable. You can submit reports of potentially unlawful activity or misconduct by ICE agents at www.mass.gov/fedmisconduct

30 minutes to get your tickets!

This is the entire budget of NASA's Planetary Science Division for *four years*

When the fart breaks bad

Running a little late this week. Rainy Days Suck For Potty Training dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/rainy-days...

We napped and then we went out and we both peed and then we came in and chased each other around and then we destroyed what was left of that giraffe and now we’re sooooo tired.

We brought the puppies home last night. Expected productivity level 0.

Plans Are Things That Change — Fuji Cho dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/plans-are-...

Plenty of time to grab some horror books and a ticket for Gator Bait at the Historic Howell Theater.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/sick-and-t...

This week's post is up! dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/happy-vall...

I don't know what to tell you. You can't sit at a piano for the first time ever and play a sonata. You can't pick up a tennis racket for the first time and serve a 110MPH Ace. You have to fuck up. You have to be able to handle failing. You have to love it enough to not get it right and keep on.

Discount Announcement! thedragonsroost.biz/happy-vallow...

Akron! We are open for business at Akronomicon!

This week's post is up with ConFusion recap! One Down... dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/one-down

Your monthly reminder: Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write. The world needs your stories.

This is who runs this account.

I Hope I Enjoyed Last Weekend dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/i-hope-i-e...

This just in: ICE officials demanding to be quartered in private residences. The Dogkiller announced: "We were so busy destroying the freedom of the press, shooting people who carried firearms, and conducting warrantless searches that we completely forgot about violating the Third Amendment."

Yes, It’s That Cold dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/yes-it-s-t...

Congratulations to all who made the HWA Bram Stoker Award® Reading List for Works Published in 2025!! thedragonsroost.biz/hwa-bram-sto...

Cover reveal! The Dogmen Fudge Incident Fudge shop owner Winston and his employee Lydia battle the dogmen invading his town with the one thing he knows will take the cryptids out: chocolate! Because, as everyone knows, chocolate kills dogmen! Paperback and ebook out Feb 10th! Preorders coming soon!

a non-zero number of pasty-faced ICE goons who are fully ancestry dot com-pilled about being like .0002% Irish will have their day sincerely, authentically ruined by this knowledge, and that makes it so beautiful to me

Joyful and Angry dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/joyful-and...

There’s still time before curtains rise. Buy a book, movie, or CD and get free entry!

I did this yday and was very honest about how fast I’ll leave discord if they force ai integration. You should do the same! Stop bad tech ruining things!!!

Tonight Only! www.historichowelltheater.com/showtimes-/2...

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

As the right spins the news stories faster than Jam Master Jay spins records, remember that you can’t spell Conservative without CON.

My mind is brokEN...

Well, 2026 is off to a great start dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/well-2026-...

A little late today, but the last post of the year is up with my Confusion schedule and a couple of the best books I read in 2025. It’s The End of the Year (As We Know It) dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/it-s-the-e...

This week's post, with a discussion of creepy Christmas stuff! Christmas is a Week Away dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/christmas-...

Publishers Weekly is sponsoring an AI for Publishing Bootcamp on their PW Learning platform. This is so disgusting and unacceptable. There's an email on the site. I've just sent them a message urging them to cancel this workshop series immediately. You can do the same. pwlearninglab.com

If you voted for Temu Nero because he "speaks his mind," the disgraceful post regarding the death of the Reiners and the 10 minute lack of fact rant about snakes at a Christmas party indicate that maybe he shouldn't be doing so because his mind has turned into tapioca.

I’m always saying the same shit and I mean it every time. In the age of soulless AI slop, nothing matters more than your voice, so write/create whatever makes you happy. Make it weird. Make it dark. Make it queer. Make it surreal, diverse, sexy. Make it political as fuck. Do YOU.

TONIGHT! Don’t miss Living the Scream with @pippinacious.bsky.social @laurelhightower.bsky.social and @briankeene.bsky.social, a holiday reading event to benefit the ACLU. I’ve recorded 3 festive flash pieces for your enjoyment. Don’t miss it! More info here: briankeene.substack.com/p/living-the...

Come out and see Krampus and pick up some cool merch at the Mistletoe Maerketplace. Remember books are easy to wrap!

Tesla’s Home, Horror Movies, and Snow dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/tesla-s-ho...

"In a very short timeframe, AI has become the high-fructose corn syrup of the digital realm: It’s now in everything, even if you don’t want it there." www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

We abandon the usual format this week. Goodbye to Tesla dragonsroost.beehiiv.com/p/goodbye-to...

That’s it? Fuck me.

@profanity.accountant This should be interesting.