No one can prove I spent the last 20 minutes organizing this deck

Woke up from a nap, needed that

Aura farming so hard rn #ER #EldenRing #FashionSouls #VirtualPhotography #PhotoMode #VideoGame

Elden Bling #ER #EldenRing #FashionSouls #VirtualPhotography #PhotoMode #VideoGame

Submission to the pro gamer leagues (thinking about digging my ps3 to take pics of my ds1 and ds2 platinums) #game #gamer #videogames #ps4 #playstation4 #EldenRing #Darksouls #trophy #platinum #achievements

FINALY FOUND THIS FUKENR!!

I'm really hungry... I want barbeque... I didn't eat anything today... Hungry!!!!!!!!!!

Advertisers righs acquired, tis a good day for his writing career

Bite sized stories! My friend and co-writer finally decided to branch a little and write a few short stories. Check it out, it's with your while! AO3: (archiveofourown.org/users/Honora...) Wattpad: (www.wattpad.com/user/Honorab...) #writting #AO3 #Wattpad #shortstory #oneshot

I was playing fortnite with my grandpa the other day (pretend that's normal) and he had a little cute banana dog, I said "wow, is that a dog made out of bananas?" And he deadass said "that dog is made out of gay" 🥀🥀🥀🥀

Ugh, cloudfare

Highly recommend dating weird but funny guys, neuro spicy even. But for the love of god stay away from the megalomaniacs

Sorry guys, I suck at differentiating left to right #minecraft #meme #yellowking

Among other things, I bought a silly little hat (it has an alien stamp in it) and I feel so whimsical, I love it

Having plain crackers tor dinner in my bed with just my lower underwear... it was a long day

The realization that I am a dumbass and have one more whole week until my paper is due reinvigorates my with tranquility

Ever since I was a small small girl, I wondered "if my nose is so important, why does it not like me?" And to this day I dont fucking know why THIS SHITHEAD CLOSE ITSELF FOR NO FUCKING REASON! My brother in christ, my primary intake of air come from you, so at least dont colapse under zero pressure

Mica is genuinely an one woman angelic chorus #music #pop #MagdalenaBay #ImaginalDisk #meme

I'm on a fresh account, how the fuck is lewd stuff slithering on my discovery page?!?!?!?!?!?

God I love eating food... genuinely one of the best things ever

Eating a fresh warm meal after a long day feels like god itself is shining a day if mercy upon me... and it literally is just designed rice, green beans and fish

I have yet to learn a more visceral dismay that is to know for a fact someone you fell in love with is railing hard someone you can barely recognize as a sub-human being. I still thinking about him time to time...

Is it stupid to wheight my calories RIGHT AFTER munching 2 slices of pizza??

Heres a breakdown: Jeff the mewer: because I thought it was funny and was running low and creativity. [big corporations]: I thought about just writting [something scary] but then I thought about something that's actually scary. Bio: just me continuing to hate rich "people" with my lukewarm takes.

Heyyaaaa! ( ^v^)/ This is my new (sfw) account so please dont be horn. Here I'll be more silly and goofy, expect games or music, more personal posts, or stuff I find interesting... idk what to write ( -_-) lolz. If you think I'm cool, follow and ♡. For lewd enquiries ==> (@not-bread.bsky.social)

THE RICH ARE VESSELS FOR THE ANTICHRIST THE RICH ARE VESSELS FOR THE ANTICHRIST THE RICH ARE VESSELS FOR THE ANTICHRIST THE RICH ARE VESSELS FOR THE ANTICHRIST THE RICH ARE VESSELS FOR THE ANTICHRIST THE RICH ARE VESSELS FOR THE ANTICHRIST THE RICH ARE VESSELS FOR THE ANTICHRIST

Did I think about calling in sick? More times than I can count. Did I think about actually following through with it? Yes, a lot. Am I actually gonna call in sick? I'm leaving in 5 minutes ;-;.

I guess they approved it ( ^u^)

Dint mind me, just flexing my objectively superior music taste #YouTubeMusic #music #pop #MagdalenaBay #ImaginalDisk

Currently whisper-singing in my bed and my phone is a shitty mic

Funi looking guy

I'm not self destructive, I'm quirky :D

Brazilian phonk artists carefully crafting the most irate melody i have bore witness just to add the shittiest lyrics known to man

Dreamed I did a photoshoot of a couple's intimate moment... that turned into a nightmare quick, a creative one at that...

I'm sooo fucke tired...

My face after I mumble something incoherent and my friends reply with a "a what?":

Me when I'm balls deep in a project and I find a way to make it 1000% better, so I have 2 choices: Leave most of it in a objectively worse state compared to the rest. Start the whole fucken bich again from near scratch. ... its still easier than real life photography LMFAO

Before my death, I'm maxing out 5 credit cards and distributing the goods among all my closest friends to sell

We are proud to present: EDEN! (vol1) A slow burn romance between and angel and demon chosen by fate to eradicate all evil from creation. PDF (tinyurl.com/3un89xfr) Wattpad (www.wattpad.com/myworks/3934...) AO3 (archiveofourown.org/works/68606511) #story #writing #romance #slowburn #AO3 #Wattpad

UPDATE! UPDATE!! I talked with my friend (the same one I do the MM photoshoots and co-write with) if I could promote our main fic on this cleaner page and they said yes :D

My most memorable places when starting a fresh run of MM #majorasmask #zelda #thelegendofzelda #virtualphotography #photomode #videogame

These guys can be fucking terrifying #skycotl #SkyChildrenOfTheLight #VirtualPhotography #PhotoMode #VideoGame

I never understood the #horror trope of hiding in a house from someone, specially if it's their house... like, they live there, they definitely know all possible hiding spots. Source: I used to play hide and seek with my cousin's, and it never lasted more than 5 minutes lolz

The difference is not even funny, holy shit, were definitely re-shooting everything

Little something I've been doing with a friend for a while ( ☆_☆) #majorasmask #zelda #thelegendofzelda #virtualphotography #photomode #videogame

Working late into the night is good only when it's fun, and its only fun when you dont hate what you're doing, which is my case rn :3 I do need sleep tho >>

I'm so hungry... I want sandwiches with cheese and ham and liver and butter and cabbage and mayo.... so hungry

Some good banter from a while back, my hands were cold so I wasn't playing that well #eldenring #pvp #onlinepvp #soulsborne #er #gameplay #videogame #malenia

Waking up (I'm still eepy)

DO NOT SET THE DRAW DISTANCE TO NEGATIVE VALUES!! #majorasmask #zelda #thelegendofzelda #virtualphotography #debug #videogame #glitch