Churches and Fascism have a lot in common. One “guy” makes all the rules and all the decisions. A disproportionate “affection” for children, and the mechanism and desire to create safe spaces for pedophiles. #ProveMeWrong

Can we go ahead and pick a city in the U.S. to rename as “Nuremberg?”

When the going gets tough, the tough go for self care. #Bros4Toes

I AM ANTIFA…. #ANTIFA

PSA…be careful on Social Media as there is a concerted effort to identify the employers of derogatory Charlie Kirk posts. I just got an unsolicited call about someone who used to work for me. I contacted her for her own safety. Be especially careful if you are identifiable on social media.

The moment I knew the shooter wasn’t a liberal…. #CharlieKirk

I’m now at 666 followers. All new followers shall be deleted…

I’m not “condoning” political violence but at some point, there is an opposite and equal reaction to hatred. Them’s tha rulz…. ~ Newton-ish

Strawberries. After three days in the fridge.

Reasonably Shallow Purple

Hey @cnn.com , where have you been? He’s had his blinker on the last 9 years. Nice to see you so on top of things… #JusticeIsntTheOnlyThingThatsBlind

Remind me, again, which president he’s buddies with….

Dear Jack Nicklaus, you are an evil man. #TurtlePoint #KiawahIsland

Score… #KiawahIsland

Mike Johnson looks like Stephen Colbert, if Stephen Colbert starred in “Honey, I shrunk the talk show host.”

G’nite from da lake… #LakeLifen

When trump finally releases the Epstein file, there’s a 100% chance it will be written with a sharpie. #Epstein

Bell’s Oberon Ale. At least what’s left of it. #Bells

Who’s up for a little homemade pizza?

I think I feel a cold coming on. Time to raid the medicine cabinet… #MedicinalPurposes

Is it “Get a free DM with a Follow” day, today? Sheesh…

While we bristle at trump’s stupidity and boorishness, keep in mind, this is how Americans have been viewed for years by the rest of the world. Against our best instincts, he is the embodiment of who we’ve been for decades.

Two things: 1. Trump thinks this idiot is a patriot. 2. Being a vet does not make you a patriot. www.militarytimes.com/flashpoints/...

Lake lifen’ #CocktailCoveLKN

Dear ‘murica, The 4th of July is on July 4th. Not July 3rd. Not July 5th. I’m struggling to understand all these fireworks displays being done on the third and fifth, but not the fourth. #4th

Whoever coined the phrase “A dog’s life” has my dog in his contacts. #Dogs

A little sunset timeline cleanse.

Bar’s open and I’m pouring. Who’s up for a Sunday, sunset margarita?

“We are not at war with the United States.” Emperor Hirohito, December 8th, 1941 #JDVance

Friday lake vibe. Or, is it Tuesday? #LakeLifen

Whatever you think of Iran, the president of the United States just openly threatened to murder the leader of a sovereign nation. That’s the kind of shit hole we’ve become. #Iran

Master of my domain…

Man. Sly Stone and Brian Wilson in the last 24 hours… Tough week for music lovers.

When someone asks who I’m rooting for in the trump v musk cage match, I answer: The meteor. #FuckBothThoseGuys

Happy pride month to the LGBTQ+ community. Count me as one who can’t wait until recognition is extended to the other 11 months. Until then…. #PrideMonth

The bar….she opens

How’s your Friday?

The best way to honor Memorial Day is to stop creating combat veterans. Seek diplomacy over war. #MemorialDay

Republicans think that by cutting federal assistance money, those costs just “go away.” The reality is, those costs just get picked up by the cities, counties and states. Many of whom consistently put these sons of a bitches in office.

If Taylor Swift announced she’s playing any arena in the world and the concert starts in 4 hours, every ticket would be sold. Every seat would be filled. That’s pretty hawt… #TaylorSwift

I’d like to thank all the AI b@ts out there for helping me even out my BlueSky follower/following counts. Sheesh….

I didn’t get a picture but my new toughguy MAGA neighbor was just sitting in his hot tub with about 5 of his buddies. So Log Cabin, I can smell pancakes. #NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat

Boston Beer Company tour. Perfect end to a perfect day. #SamuelAdams

Living in trump’s head is the epitome of lost cost housing. #RentFree

When you sleep so soundly, your phone’s facial recognition software says “Who dis?”

Dear Canada, I typically don’t take sweetener in my coffee, but this morning, I’m looking for a little maple syrup…. #Canada

C’mon Canada. Make us look worse than we already do. #OhCanada

The association of intelligence with wealth without acknowledging cruelty, deceit, luck, and ruthlessness as potential paths is the greatest blindspot in the human psyche.

What a coincidence. I have harsh words for one of trump’s billionaire supporters… #WhatYouVotedFor

You know you’re having a bad day when your entire dock has to be towed back to wherever it floated away from…