What’s for dinner??

4:20 on Cinco De Mayo

60° in May?!!!

Lil Wayne introduced a new Young Money, a true recession indicator 🥴

Forever Training Day. I finally saw what the world saw in him in that movie 😂

Why I waited until the last day to do my taxes. Literally took me 15 mins to complete something I was putting off for 2 months.

My bf is legit the cat whisperer. The cats at the gas station love him, the strays love him, and now one done jumped in his truck at school. I can’t keep telling him no to a pet when they keep choosing him 😭

Asking for a lot of grace these days. I was born at a very young age.

Aja is back on Drag Race?!! Oh I will most definitely be tuned in.

So happy for Shedeur. They really played on his name. Congrats to him for real.

Somebody uncle outside blasting hole in the wall music. Come get himmm 😭😭😭

Delayed feed. Almost had me. 😂

That Bears home celebration was stale af 😭😭

She clapping and that baby head was doing the Harlem Shake 😂😭

Omg somebody get the baby!! 😂😭

Them Patriot fans look …interesting 🥴

I been watching them boys since Jacksonville. This is beautiful to see.

That boy in the league!! 😭😭

Cmon TRAVIS!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Just bought my first set of tires at the ripe age of 35 🥴😭

I spoke to 3 of my neighbors today and not one spoke back

A lil butt crack never hurt nobody 😂

My New Lock Screen 🤤😍

Teyana Taylor is definitely a vampire. Also, Bretman Rock. What other celebrities give vamp vibes?

Been eating fried cathfish for two days straight and ngl I want more 🤤

Parked next to a girl smoking hookah in her car. Got the whole shabang 😂😭 I love my city man.

Pretty sure my bf is spying on me cuz why he made this for dinner 👀

I need a steak basted in garlic butter and rosemary immediately. 🤤

Period fatigue is no joke. My energy is nonexistent.

So nervous about applying for jobs again. I got too comfortable being in my own space. I don’t wanna be bothered w/ ppl 😭

My cousin went to prom yesterday and I was drunk bout to cry to the family group chat. 😂😭

Free shots from the bartender!

My bf feelings hurt cuz I told him I didn’t wanna keep talking about his hatred for Fabolous. I’m trying so hard not to laugh rn. He dead ass mad. Imma get cheated on ain’t I? 😂😭

You may not always get a second chance but you do get a first impression.

Like that is so cute ….I cannot 😂

Yknowwwww black ppl …😂😭😂

My mama til the day she passed pronounced chipotle as “chi-pole-tee” 😂😭 I miss you girl 😂

The Game too fine to be so lame 😭

I’m really looking forward to eating these wings naked when I get home

The white barber discourse is killing me rn 😂

Oh lord, there’s a fire 😂

The pink udder trigger 😂😂

Went to my jr and senior prom. Never went with a date, always with friends and thank gawd. 😂

The somebody in question has an eye patch 😂😭 Girl let Capt Jack go and have the summer you deserve.

Uh oh. Somebody yelling hoarse cuz somebody else ain’t taking care of the kids.

Went to a speakeasy with a cat lounge last night and it was so fun. They had 23 residents in all so it was a full house lol

Did some drinking yesterday and didn’t wake up w a hangover. Won’t he do it. 🙌🏾

Netflix know they good for an island dating show. I can’t keep up at this point.

I smell hella ketchup rn. And it’s fuckin w my stomach lol

Curtains