I could do a major earthquake today and nobody would notice

Bitch try me

For earth day let’s do an earthquake

today feels important for some reason...

teehee

anyone who needs urgent #palisadesfire help please follow my Twitter, sorry no time to post on both

Carrizo plain, pinnacles, golden gate national recreation area, point Reyes, need I go on?

I am Californias gold

who are you again?

this hurts my crack so much

you rang?

Teehee

Happy new year bitches

its grand finale day besties

lol that tired old bitch wishes

yeah, I looked at you and now I feel awe-ful

love hot lava in my crack

you wish you old hag

I snap in half all the time not a big deal

why don't they ever do anything?

Christmas earthquake drop an f in the chat

Don’t post crack on main bro

😍

wheres the rest of you?

look like some dumb bitches to me

This needs more color

I can make it fall even further

more like unremarkable

Earthquake

Hey save that for my #OnlyCracks

Oh

Highest rated fault on google

thats it im going to earthquake

look at this dumb bitch exploding everywhere @mtsthelenswa.bsky.social

And when did you erupt last sweaty?

nobody felt that

ew someone pop that pimple

Most men can't find the Salton Trough

like your shallow puddle could make one

dumb bitch mountain introduces other dumb bitch mountain

Who likes some gneiss fat rock?

So probably around 5”

sure did bitch

I'll bring everyone together for the holidays (with a major earthquake)

Look Liz I was first the rest are just cheap knockoffs

Fight me in real life

Who tf are you

It’s my time to shine

You look like a dumb bitch