"I always thought that angel was weird as hell."

> Update: They are apparently called "Pipis". . . . . . . > Doesn't matter. He's trying to get rid of them regardless of what they're called.

"FUCKER."

"I'm still here???" > Exhaling cigarette smoke.

> Woke up to the sight of many weird looking eggs(?) on the floor of his shop. > ...A few of them have pink bows for some reason.

"Screw Father's Day."

> Still waiting for his secret illegal cigarette.

"Not now, I'm trying to lowball some random demon trying to sell shit online."

> Coughing due to cigarette smoke. > This should NOT be a surprise to anyone.

> Not too fond of cops.

> Late night cigarettes.

(This video, but it's him and Isamu.) x.com/TheRandomGoo...

> Throwing eggs at churches.

> Already got a few angels yelling at him.

> Loudly playing rock music outside of a church.

> No Reason, besides being an asshole.

(I love how it's only the first interaction and Zayin already wants nothing to do with Isamu.)

"Call it what you want, PREACHER." > That last word is said with obvious bitterness and an exhale of cigarette smoke. "Don't let the door hit your holy ass on the way out."

"God damn, you're acting really fucking defensive about not liking heretics and con artists!"

"...So you don't like heretics. Got it." > Another sarcastic response.

> He added "throwing eggs at churches" to his growing list of things to do.

(I often forget I can actually do snarky replies on this account.)

. . . . . "OK, now explain that to me like I'm a five year old. In other words, do it in a way that DOESN'T make me want to eat glass."

"Stupid? That's awfully tame." > The squinting made him sneer. "I thought you were gonna call me a heretic or tell me I was destined to burn in Hell, as if I'm NOT already on my way there."

> Lighting a cigarette. "I just asked who invited you, not WHY you decided to start preaching to people."

"You want a fucking medal or something?"

"Who invited the wannabe preacher?"

> Smells like cigarette smoke masked by cheap cologne.

(He may or may not answer them.)

(I realized law aligned demons or people would probably try to wring Isamu's neck. 💀)

"You know what? I'm not even gonna ask. That's shit that I DON'T want to unpack."

"Bro brought MY name up like I was Satan."

> Coughing loudly due to cigarette smoke.

> Already went through a pack of cigarettes.

"Yeah, yeah. Don't trip from those high heels when you leave." > He's still shaking. The cigarette isn't helping.

"I just wanna know why you're wearing that. There HAS to be some dumb reason for it, right?" > Is... Is he shaking?

"It's too fucking early for this shit!"

> Can't hear him, he's lighting a cigarette.

"Please don't fucking tell me you're not wearing that against your will."

"Naoki in a bunny suit... Who fucking persuaded him to wear that?"

"800 for each, huh? Depends if you ACTUALLY have the Macca. Divine figures tend to, and I reluctantly quote: Reject having worldly possessions and money."

"Oh, it's you. How wonderful." > He's obviously being sarcastic. "I can't stand angels, but I'll be nice this time and listen to whatever lowball offer you try to give me."

> Almost forgot about his unpaid gambling debts.

> Early morning cigarettes.

. . . . . . . "Yeah, let me chalk that down under OBVIOUS BULLSHIT." > He's lighting a cigarette.

"The fuck? I'm not on parole."

"Why does Naoki keep bringing up a horse? That's a fucking weird thing to talk about."

> Do not talk to him unless there is an exclamation point above his head indicating that he has a quest for you.