oh shit i forgot about this account turns out being less lonely gets rid of the need to hornypost to the void

me when i'm single: "i want to meld with someone else's body, becoming intertwined as we cuddle and kiss, letting night slip into morning, never forgetting her face" me at the McDonald's drive thru: "yeah could i get a mcdouble, a small fry, and a larrrrrge coke zero?"

alan turing if he was born today: holy shit i wanna fuck A.M. from i have no mouth and i must scream

when u eat out ur McChicken™️ so good she busts all over you #mayomommy

post your controversial nsfw takes here I'll start: i know it's litewally weally crazy, but i kinda thiiink... um... boobs are weally sexyy

was super productive today! time to throw it all away and goon to yuri

sapphic pov

IT HAPPENED!? (anon)

btw i hope everyone enjoys this account being my shitty stream of consciousness mixed with dad jokes. there will be more until morale improves

aaaaaaaaalright who do i gotta draw pregnant to get drawn pregnant around here

cow OC that's into breastplay, call that Fat Milkers

everyone's hiding their sweaty pits from me 😞

evil petra be like "oooo i believe in chastity and wearing clothes"

gooning hard or hardly gooning, am i right? hahaha *cums pants without breaking eye contact

chat link your best spicy art accounts i need to like, follow people for my algo

@petracorevt.bsky.social 🔞 #PetraLewdles *insert clever statement about Petra being hot and amazing here*

new account who dis #petralewdles