This is *adorable*. There will be absolutely no consequences for any of them. None.

When owning a Cybertruck just isn't tasteless enough for you.

I'm sorry, what?

Amateur

crazy IG em_clarkson

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Before coffee: I hate everybody After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

Can't believe I'm getting called out by the Washington Post like this.

Nothing, because that cassette isn't going to work in an 8-track player.

I recommend everyone watches this

Stolen from the bad place.

logging onto Bluesky

He's so very mad Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize.

[henchman #342]: this is fucking suicide. it's john wick [henchman #343]: cmon hes only one guy *immediately gets domed*

Superman has always been, by a large margin, my least favorite superhero. I've always found him stiff and vague--more an idea in a suit than a person. A lot of other DC heroes are great, but I never got Superman, or what people saw in him. I saw the new Superman movie. I get it now.

‘Sunflower’ from ‘Into the Spider-Verse’ is now the #1 most streamed song ever in the U.S 🎵 Over 3.96B streams

Thinking about TF2's lore and how this single panel from an update page's Easter Egg beats the entirety of Overwatch's writing

Jon Bernthal has joined Tom Holland in #SpiderMan: Brand New Day and will appear in the film as #ThePunisher bit.ly/44a1m17

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

I made a dump cake. You heard me.

I know how I'm celebrating today.

💎

Rise up.

This is so fucking good

“What frightens me is that my love for watching movies, which has been a constant presence in my life for a very long time, has suddenly stopped bringing me joy.” — a powerful piece that I suspect will speak to a lot of people right now

Kneel peasants!

demon haunted world should be on all your must read lists.

This video has 7.1 million views on TikTok and is just one of a multi-part series. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjkQcNG1/

Marcus nails this one.

Jesus, this is *madness*. How small can a penis possibly be?

gimme

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

It's adorable you think we're gonna have midterms.

Me: Apparently it's International Atheist Day BFF: I don't believe it

Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade “A psychiatrist, dealing with a man who fears he is being followed by a large and terrible monster, will endeavour to convince him that monsters don't exist. Granny Weatherwax would simply give him a chair to stand on and a very heavy stick.”

watched this like 8 times and laughed harder every time (sound up)

Pour one out for the blue-collar queers www.youtube.com/shorts/KPmAb...