This beautiful Microsoft wallpaper is how I see toblerone in the duty free store.

Beautifully illustrated new book needed an equally beautiful new book mark.

This popped up in the memories thingy. I have lovingly called it the Trildo. There's an aisle in the Home goods store full of the most hideous stuff you dare not imagine. And the wifey sometimes lets me bring something home.

Extra bored at work waiting to go home. Trying to think of what name I would give to the bird on the daily wallpaper thingy. So far all I've come up with is either Velveeta or Kenneth.

The company owner bought me a gift and it came wrapped in a chewy box. 🤣 I don't know what she is trying to say but I also don't know how to argue with it.

Who isn't thinking it?

The wifey unit appears to be complaining that I didn't say anything to her for a solid hour, that is until she picked her book up to read it. 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously though, after my well deserved ending I will have instructions to distribute my star wars stuff fairly. Leave a note if you want anything.

So many leftovers and so much food cooked over the holiday. Who else is getting Chinese food today? 😁

We should just come out with it. How much have you wasted? For us it's in the $100s, easily. Far too easily.

And today is the day! Agents of Secrets & Lies, Book One of the Summer Realm series is out! 🥳 If you haven't got your copy yet, you can get it here. The paperback will go live at some point today. mybook.to/SRAgents 💙📚👀📢📚 #SteampunkFantasy #NewRelease

This is George who came close enough for me to poke him in the face.

I've been left alone with it.

So at the dinner table one of my balls fell off.

It's when you walk into the bedroom and they are on your bed, staring at you because you have the nerve to disturb them.

When a cat is sleeping in our home, Perry (grey one) comes along and throws himself on top.

youtu.be/_RRyonZhfY0?... What is the smell of Batman's outfit after four intense movies of Batmanning? So excited to find out. I bet it's like a mix of burnt rubber and roast chicken crisps.

Evil plus adorable at the same time.

youtube.com/shorts/J1kJg... Oh why not...

Ai is rubbish. That is all.

They're called hundreds and thousands. Oh look, I found my hill to die on 😁

Honestly can't watch soap opera but I sit with the wifey unit while she watches them. Just overheard the line "you're disrespecting my cake," and I've never felt such emotional connection to a TV character as I did just then. What a line to cross.

I just need like 12 feet of snow so I don't have to bother going to work on Monday. 😁

It's not that I want to be on here praising Amazon, but they have antacid tablets on sale the day after Thanksgiving. So... Well played Amazon.

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While I look down on this strawberry topped mini cheesecake I am reminded of some great words "S'up? From outta town?" ~ A night at the Roxbury

Sticking his tongue out at me while I tried to get a photo.

The wifey came home from her trip and brought cake with her. Somehow she knew.

Supermarket chain asks customers to bring in pennies, double their value in gift cards | KFOR.com Oklahoma City share.google/Z7KChIWJ6QNT... Don't do this. Hoard all the pennies. Keep them until every store agrees to have a greeter like the one from Idiocracy. "Welcome to Target. I love you."

throwflame.com/products/the... Ok, I have contacted support to ask them if we can have one that projects a care bear stare, and to ask if it comes in purple. Will keep you all updated.

My body will be forced to leave this place but my spirit will remain

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We visited the cinema horror carpets again today. If I'm to be slasher movie killed I want it to be right here.

The cabinet of glory

Falling in food love

Me too, Internet random. Me too.

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Right, if no kids in 20 minutes I'll just have to handle this myself. 😁

George.

The one on the right is the bad one.

This is correct.

We've had this TV for less than a year. How much longer do we think it will survive?

I hope everyone is having a very nice and productive weekend. My plan is to build a tower of babies, once I get the plastic loctite glue. I have a plastic eyeball to go on the top and I plan to build a pentagram of babies for the base. Pictures will be coming once it's complete.

As children some of us were brats. Please contact your mothers and let them know they can get rich quick thanks to you.

The cat is broken.

Is it fighting? Is it sleeping? Or is it fighting while they're sleeping?

So how about you? Are you a believer in true love at first pie?

Ai is generally nonsense to me and I try to avoid it, but it does have some uses...

Now does anyone have any idea how many generations this has to go through before one of the kids is basically Lucifer?

The conclusion of the housewife rampage that began at 4am.

The evil is in the eyes.