Still riding the high of making Jack Barakat of @alltimelowband.bsky.social laugh on-stage during the Sunday show at MGM Music Hall in Boston. 🔥

Did you constantly check Greek mythology books out of the library as a kid or are you straight now

To be completely honest, I don’t think I would change much about my life at all. Despite making almost no money, I like my life. What UBI would do is take so much stress away. I would be able to pay my bills and not feel guilty about any fun I decide to have. It would still be a game-changer.

Explain to me why my high school drumline students just gave the best performance of the year at a random Thanksgiving game. 😂

Witnessed my superintendent, who is a fairly big man, nail an almost-perfect cartwheel during our pep rally today. Genuinely very impressed. 👏

After reaching the end of this long, horrific week, I was pleasantly surprised with a free block at the end of the day. Sometimes you do have to just push through.

Besties, I’m really not sure how much longer I can do my current job.

My dad’s trying to say that he didn’t have violent movies growing up. I don’t know, should I introduce him to the entire exploitation genre? Or literally any of the hit action movies from the 70s?

Also, I think I crushed this interview. 🔥 Now we wait.

The gay bar I’m in just put on “Telephone.” And all was right in the world for a second.

Got an interview for a job that would get me back into a field that I love. Wish me luck. 🤞

welcome to Yamaha. do you want a piano or a motorcycle?

People finally got it right. 🔥

YES

Really good movie, with one of Sally Hawkins’s best performances. But dear god, is it upsetting.

Alright, let’s see how this goes.

You know that moment when you wonder if you should have kissed someone, but you didn’t because you were a little too nervous/awkward? Anyway, how did your Halloween go? 😁

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the Dictionary.com word of the year? 🎃

It has been a good season of marching band. But I am ready for it to be over.

One of my students who’s been frying my mental health this fall wore a sweatshirt to rehearsal last night that said “Mental health matters.” Reader, I almost lost it.

I would give anything to be on a plane to Seattle to go see one of my favorite bands right now. But alas, the wallet. 😭

Turns out all I needed to feel better about my life was to just hang out with gay people. Who knew? 👍

the legend of zelda windwaker but everytime link swings on a lantern from the ceiling chandelier by sia plays

I teach high school marching band, and one of our major rehearsal chunks is Sets 67-69. Whose bright idea was that? 🙃

Both of my high school bands won their respective divisions yesterday. Was absolutely the win I needed after an awful week. Super proud of them. 🔥

That horrible moment where you realize you haven’t had your suit cleaned for a wedding that’s next week. 😳

Should I have posted passive aggressive messages on my IG story? Probably not. But I’m pretty upset about this one.

Completely unprompted, my parents just asked if I wanted a Switch 2 for Christmas. Give me a few months friends, I’ll be joining y’all soon. 🎉🔥

After a truly garbage week, the show I really didn’t want to work tomorrow was just canceled. I’m gonna consider that good karma for pushing through. 🎉

I have *never* used ChatGPT. Not once. I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.

Tired girlboss? Yeah, I’ll take that. 😂💅

FINALLY. HANNAH EINBINDER SUPREMACY. 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️

Guess whose entire schedule changed today? For the second time this school year?! 👍

Whenever I'm feeling really down about myself, I just reread the various recommendation letters people have written for me. Usually picks me right back up.

They did it! 🔥🎉

This is going to be an incredible project, and you should take the time to check it out and show your support. 👍

Accidentally asked too many questions at my job, and now there's apparently a full department meeting over my co-workers' schedules. Oops. 😅

Made the mistake of trying to get a haircut on the Sunday before school starts. The line of small children literally went out the door. 😳

ꓪһаt ցіf рорѕ uр ԝһen уоu tуре уоur nаmе? (Feels right. 😂)

My aunt just shared that she doesn’t like Travis Kelce because she thinks he and Taylor are attention seekers: “always leaving out the front door of restaurants so they can be seen.” Cool. I’m sure they care deeply about your opinion on how they *checks notes* live their lives. 🙄

My dad called my sister a dumbass, and is now confused why she’s mad at him.

Wish I could be in Chicago this weekend, but I’m a broke gay that spent all his money on music festivals this summer instead. 😅

Such an interesting ad for Digital Performance Gear on the DCI Flo livestream. Anyways, did y’all know that DPG are owned and run by Tr*mp supporters? 👀👍

Was sent a description for a music teacher opening at a Catholic school. And dear reader, EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE contained at least one reference to faith or Christ’s love. I stopped reading halfway through because I knew if I even applied, I’d be hate-crimed.

Just got a message from a friend saying that we and a third friend need to meet up sometime. Too bad I live on the East Coast, my friend lives on the West Coast, and the third friend lives in the Midwest. Why are all my best friends so far apart? 😅😭

One of my favorite bands is currently playing at a venue I literally work security at. And I’m not there. Solely because my manager cannot be bothered to answer a single email or text. I’m genuinely so mad right now.

You know what I’m a big fan of, personally? When your manager at the Leader Bank Pavilion just decides to ghost you. Even though you have sent multiple emails over the past few days about being put on the schedule. Extremely professional behavior on his part. 👍

Couldn’t run in the rain yesterday, so I went on a run in this gorgeous weather instead.

"I can't brainstorm without ai" "I can't draw without ai" "I can't write without ai" "Ai summarized it for me cause it's too hard of a read" So what exactly /can/ you do? Because you sound fucking useless to me