I should open a bullet-engraving business.

Ice Cream Paint Job (If you know what I mean) (I don't know what I mean)

I picked a few more goth tomatoes today.

So Trump declared Anti-Fascism as a terror organization? The statement that it is an "enterprise that explicitly calls for the overthrow of the United States Government" implies something about the makeup of our government and fascists.

That kids song that goes "🎼I'm in love with a big blue frog♬" is about a tall, sad Frenchman, right?

Two full-size cats occupy this igloo.

Annual subscription, so it doesn't actually end for a while, but the point is still made.

👽🛡️👑🤟⚔️🥷🚂 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...

#halloween #motorcycle #vespa #helmet

For those #iOS users who suddenly find themselves with excessive eye-strain in #iOS26, I encourage you to visit Settings > Accessibility > Display > Reduce Transparency.

I forgot that my breast pocket is *OUTSIDE* the rain shell.

Push the tempo

It's been a rough week and Christine hit me with a surprise when I got home.

In case you don't recognize the security chief from Alien: Earth, maybe picture him with an orange mohawk and studs embedded in his forehead.

GARLIC BREAD

Make the #pdx Powell Starbucks a little slice of home by bringing your iMac and dog bed and taking conference calls.

"88 Lines About Mambo № 5"

My baby is growing up...

"Would you like to eat an entire cucumber for lunch?" "Nahhh…" "How about if I added cheese and crusty bread?" "You bet!!!"

That rug you like is back in style.

Why is green the best flavor of sour candy?

We all know about UI elements that effectively mean "more options are hidden under this button," such as the so-called Hamburger Menu with its three horizontal lines. I'd like to declare that from this point forward, any dot-dot-dot menu should be called an S Menu, based on the Morse code letter.

Remember spending hours typing in BASIC programs from a magazine? Do you want to relive those tedious and error-prone days? Neither do I.

New, um…. e-bike? #CanAm #Pulse

What is the best pasta shape? And why is the answer wagon wheels?

Remember when, for a company to feel "real" and "successful," it needed a Polycom in every conference room?

ACAB, including the Confused Deputy privilege escalation.

Well, heck. Gupfee pointed out that I’d blogged about it. > During the presentation, they passed out kool-aid in plastic cups with abstract designs on them. Nesting two cups in the right way caused the abstracts to combine to reveal a message (“jazz hands” and a time… netninja.com/2009/08/09/a...

I...can't believe it, but...

Was asking because @puzzledpint.bsky.social had our 15 year anniversary this month with a particular (but totally different) cup gimmick.

Do any of my ARG friends remember a puzzle (or was it an ice-breaker?) at one of the ARGFests that involved nested plastic cups? Do you have photos?

It's so weird to get a new Nine Inch Nails track, look at the metadata, and see that the record label is Walt Disney Records.

The neat thing about hairless cats is that there's no fur to act as an insulator from their body heat. So if it's 90℉ out and they press against you, you effectively have a cat-temperature hot water bottle. And cat temperature is higher than human temperature.

The first rule of Fight Club is we don't talk about Bruno.

Unsure if I live with a cat or a vampire.

In this toot, I will assert that Violator is the best album of all time. I will not be taking any questions. Thank you for your time and attention.

There's always that cis dude that knows all the lyrics to Pink Pony Club by heart. hashtag-it-me

Sometimes being on-call is worth it.

"Potato Pizza." That is all.

I have apparently reached the stage in my life where it takes 30min to pack for an international flight.

Livestreams? Is Amazon getting into softcore now?

Happy Autistic Pride to all who celebrate.

Before the march, I was at a show with these sweet rides. 🛵

A couple snaps from yesterday's march.

There has to be somebody who makes adult-size race car beds, right?

When life gives you a broken mirror, design and print a monitor mount. #Vespa #Ultimaker #3dPrints #maker

The existence of Pink Pony Club implies the existence of Pink Brony Club.

Please don't deadname the Playdate.

WEEKEND START