Repost if you’re a grown-ass adult who masturbates even more than you did as a teenager 🙋🏻‍♂️

need him so bad

it's like coffee: the first one is medicinal, any others are recreational

just saw a video of a cute naked bear but then he lifts his arms and puts on deod*rant 🫣😬

should I get back into poppers?????

Need someone's dad to pound the shit outta me this weekend for spiritual recalibration (I haven't bottomed since 2020)

Need to huff someone's son's armpits.............

should I get back into poppers?????

PSA: "hairy in all the right places" includes the shoulders!

omg me 😊

who up playin w/ they hairy penis

Need someone to play with my butt hair

I need more friends who will let me suck on their juicy foreskins...

Happy Goon Year

A big beefy man on top of me would fix me, I think

happy #fcf to all the boys jackin off in their former childhood bedrooms this week

happy #fcf to all the boys jackin off in their former childhood bedrooms this week

I'm not drunk on prosecco, you are 🥂🥵

I've been saying

Guess who has two thumbs and a bush that smells like cum?

Another #HairySackSaturday already?

patiently waiting for God to send me a musky gooner husband 😇🙏🏾 Lord I've seen what you've done for others

the house down boots

Today I'm missing the gay married side I was hooking up with Nov 2024-Aug 2025 🥀

If you're built this this, DM me

I'm JFH (jerking from home)

on pace for Ninety Nut November

Topped for the first time in my life last night, so I'm basically a national hero

Hashtag Musky Friday

My toxic trait is I secretly hate monochrome Monday. I wanna see y'all in colour 😭

on pace for Ninety Nut November

What if I jacked it until I came??

the guy I've been hooking up with since November decided to ghost me, but I met a new guy who rubbed his face in my armpits for the better part of five hours this weekend, and I spent the afternoon applying for jobs

#fcf from the vault

type shit

not sure whether i'd rather have an orc boyfriend or be the orc boyfriend 🥵

My bush card doesn't decline 😤💳✨ #manbushmonday

My bush card doesn't decline 😤💳✨ #manbushmonday

type shit

“Body odor is the window to the soul.” — David Byrne

Hairy boys fuck best 💪

I need a hairy smelly dick in my face, STAT!! 🤒🤕

There won’t be another Fat Cock Friday on October 3rd until 2031, and who even knows if humanity will last that long— so let’s make this one count! 😩

highkey need a sexy boy/man/enby in my armpit today

same

where is my hairy bald gamer future husband? manifesting you, king 🙏🏾✨

say hi bators :)

you should feel how soft my soles are after a day in dress socks

😭😭