Another #HairySackSaturday already?

patiently waiting for God to send me a musky gooner husband 😇🙏🏾 Lord I've seen what you've done for others

the house down boots

Today I'm missing the gay married side I was hooking up with Nov 2024-Aug 2025 🥀

If you're built this this, DM me

I'm JFH (jerking from home)

on pace for Ninety Nut November

Topped for the first time in my life last night, so I'm basically a national hero

Hashtag Musky Friday

My toxic trait is I secretly hate monochrome Monday. I wanna see y'all in colour 😭

on pace for Ninety Nut November

What if I jacked it until I came??

the guy I've been hooking up with since November decided to ghost me, but I met a new guy who rubbed his face in my armpits for the better part of five hours this weekend, and I spent the afternoon applying for jobs

#fcf from the vault

type shit

not sure whether i'd rather have an orc boyfriend or be the orc boyfriend 🥵

My bush card doesn't decline 😤💳✨ #manbushmonday

My bush card doesn't decline 😤💳✨ #manbushmonday

type shit

“Body odor is the window to the soul.” — David Byrne

Hairy boys fuck best 💪

I need a hairy smelly dick in my face, STAT!! 🤒🤕

There won’t be another Fat Cock Friday on October 3rd until 2031, and who even knows if humanity will last that long— so let’s make this one count! 😩

highkey need a sexy boy/man/enby in my armpit today

same

where is my hairy bald gamer future husband? manifesting you, king 🙏🏾✨

say hi bators :)

you should feel how soft my soles are after a day in dress socks

😭😭

Which pic are you using to defend your bush card?

Hiring talented pit sniffers. Inquire within, paid trainings & competitive benefits

alexa play "Tears" by Sabrina Carpenter

alexa play "Tears" by Sabrina Carpenter

the precum to cum pipeline

the precum to cum pipeline

Sunday means washing the sweat and boyspit from this weekend out of my armpits 💔

Team bush

Polishing my helmet

Polishing my helmet

Bro, penis your penis, bro!

truly disturbing that no one has replied or quote-skeeted their hairy dicks yet 😔😔

my #fcf wish is to see as many hairy penises as possible 😇

who is this? 😍

can't stop thinking about someone who is sexy, fun, smart, strong, friendly... their name? the gooner reading this 💖

Body by Crunchwraps

It's all true

stay moisturized fellas