Great. Blerol is sending his forces to raid the Edifice because two of my good-for-nothing employees decided to drive over one of his guards, killing them in the process. Just great 🤦…

Starting to shed my winter coat. What a mess…

What a lovely portrait.

Been getting back into poetry lately. I missed having the time to just sit down and write. It’s peaceful.

That little stunt Decres pulled caused a third of the Edifice to be completely destroyed. Reconstructing what was lost is going to take so much time and money…But I’m mostly just mad about the fact that my guards were too useless to stop anything from happening in the first place.

Christmas is banned on my island. Just FYI.

Strange animal that broke into the Edifice today…My guards are too busy fawning over it to get rid of it, and now they’ve started asking if we can keep it...It smells like fritos and makes a terrible, high-pitched “yip” sound.

Winter coat has officially come in. Sad that I’ll be white for the next couple months.

Discovered that the local galliform really love eggshells. I’m making it my goal now to find out what other foods they like so I can fatten them up. If I’m consistent, then in half a year from now, they’ll be perfect for slaughtering.

Tyro

I drew Tyro from #hylics ! [ Flipnote Animation 3DS ]

Hehe #hylics

Considering coming out of retirement so I can partner with a small business. The only reason why I’m hesitant is because it’s been about a decade since I’ve invested in something like this…I’m also not sure if the strange little fellow I’m investing in is trustworthy.

Ugh. There’s nothing I hate more than Christmas music.

The mustelids have proved themselves useful around the island. I think I might grill some galliform for them as a reward for all their efforts. Might grill some for my guards too, if they play their cards right.

AAACHOOOOO

Someone’s been delivering flowers to the Edifice almost every day now without a return address. Don’t know who’s behind this, but please stop because I have a severe pollen allergy.

#Hylics The Devil card from an old project!

@gibbyhylics.bsky.social HAAAHAHAA I WIN BITCH

@guardhylics.bsky.social Hey. Forget about the interview. 5000 bones plus whatever other bullshit Gibby offered to give you if you come work part-time for me.

These skulls are wreaking havoc all over the island…Considering hiring a few more guards to help deal with them….

Caught this dastardly fiend creeping about my chambers. Life or death for the insect?

A number of ambulant skulls have started to nest around the Edifice. Unfortunately, I learned this the hard way. To anyone who plans on visiting the island in the near future, be careful.

Now that I’ve retired from working as an agent of Gibby, the only thing I do lately is play paddleball, keep my stupid guards from killing themselves, and scroll on Reddit. It’s terribly boring and so I’ve been thinking about taking on a new hobby. Any ideas?

I don’t think I’m a bad person.

The tyros that live around the Edifice have really been getting into digging holes lately. But why? More importantly, how?

Hahaha. Look at this funny image I found on Reddit. I ❤️ Tuesday.

The Edifice is quiet these days. While it is a nice change of pace, I’d be lying if I didn’t say the boredom was driving me mad.