Gastrodon Fan Club
@eulathegreat.bsky.social
📤 23
📥 0
📝 44
Cringe irony hornyposting account of @eulaao3 (He/Him) -The Phantom Thief of Porn-
Middle school with a J cup minimum enrollment requirement.
2 months ago
0
1
0
The best part about dating my little sister is I never have to buy that many candles for her birthday cake.
3 months ago
0
0
0
“Bring Your Daughter to Work” day at a rape-play gangbang shoot.
4 months ago
0
1
0
Oppai loli who grew up with a freak of a futa older sister so she genuinely thinks the only way to have sex is through nipple fucking.
4 months ago
0
6
1
I’m a bit more fun on this account, if you couldn’t tell. It’s 8 inches btw.
4 months ago
0
0
0
Oppai loli who’s so used to strangers groping her sagging kiddie tits that she’s surprised when some of the boys don’t immediately start sexually assaulting her milk-dripping mounds when she moves to a new middle school.
4 months ago
0
1
0
I always forget I have this account. Gotta do some spring cleaning. Loli following her older sister’s advice and attracting grown men to fuck her asscunny by pissing loudly in the alley behind the bar.
4 months ago
0
0
0
Ilulu pissing herself from Kobayashi’s massive dyke-daddy dick destroying her womb.
8 months ago
0
0
0
Akane Owari taking a shit in an alleyway (sexual)
12 months ago
0
0
0
I promise I would post more on this page if switching between two accounts on mobile wasn’t soul destroyingly awful.
about 1 year ago
0
0
0
Kyoko being brainwashed by Junko into raping the entire female cast with her nasty, unwashed girl meat, only to reveal that the “brainwashing” wasn’t hypnosis but Mukuro jerking the Kyoko off for weeks while teasing her with promises that raping these girls would make her futa cock feel better.
about 1 year ago
0
2
0
More people need to know I’m masturbating. More people should see me masturbate. More people need to watch me masturbate. People should share me masturbating. They should masturbate with me.
about 1 year ago
0
1
1
5 likes and this becomes a Futabu appreciation account (barely joking)
over 1 year ago
1
10
2
Consent is a myth conspired to keep little sisters across the globe in school and out of their brother’s rooms all day every day.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
MILF who uses her own hairy armpits as an ashtray and makes her daughter clean them up every night.
over 1 year ago
1
1
0
loading . . .
over 1 year ago
0
1
0
List of my top 15 hentai pics of all time.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
If you have this body type, please hit me up.
over 1 year ago
1
3
0
Suletta Mercury unsure why everyone is looking at her weirdly when she starts rubbing her unshaved pussy in the middle of class. Spacians are so weird; everyone on Mercury got off whenever they felt like it. She caught a glimpse of Miorine’s fat assglobes in those shorts and couldn’t help herself.
over 1 year ago
0
1
0
New account, same eldritch urges to post about anime girls pissing themselves in public against their will.
over 1 year ago
1
1
0
Ramlethal is a serial rapist who uses her giant dick to savagely fuck any female who visits Ky in Illyria. Elphelt and Jack-O are 6 months pregnant and Bridget can’t fuck anyone besides Ram anymore since her massive mocha cock rearranged her guts. But darn it, she’s so cute when she eats burger.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
Morag XC2 addicted to huffing her shota cousin’s underwear and shlicking her dripping pussy in front of his sleeping face. She doesn’t even care that Brighid groomed her into this routine because the Blade is a massive shotacon. She just loves the feeling of snorting her cousins shots ball musk.
over 1 year ago
0
4
0
Kyoko Kirigiri, as the new headmaster of Hope’s Peak, rejected the application of the Ultimate Piss Fetishist. Not for any decorum reasons, but because she knew the applicant was no Ultimate in this field. Kyoko secretly and proudly pissed her dainty panties every day during morning assembly.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
Blonde hair, dark skin, emotionless sex, foot focus, footjob, futanari, full package futanari, huge cock, gigantic cock, 2female, frotting, cum inflation
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
Orientation play and Persona go together like Chie and the dick she’s forced to suck because Yukiko thought it was hot to watch her girlfriend gag on a dude’s cock.
over 1 year ago
0
1
1
This is a test.
#mario
over 1 year ago
1
0
0
Hornyposting on here feels like a crime. Like I’m defiling a sterile place, like I’m the first one to write on a bathroom stall door. I can’t put my heart into wanting all the girls of Class 1A to rim foreigners visiting UA if it feels like I’m staining a fresh coat of paint.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
Fucking finally.
over 1 year ago
1
0
0
I have this thing where if I like a game too much, I start playing it in my dreams. It sucks cock. I am kept awake for 5 hours at night playing the exact same Balatro hand like I’m some new age Sisyphus. I’m sure Northernlion would love that sort of thing, but I am tormented.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
A Venom footjob can easily turn into a blowjob before you even know it.
over 1 year ago
0
1
0
Trust me, I’m very much a foot guy. But the second I start writing the exact shoe size of a girl in my fic, I need someone to Old Yeller me.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
I had a dream last night someone deepfaked Etika into reacting to Lunchly drama or something and all the comments were like “I’m so glad we can still honor his memory ❤️” I have the Apollo dodgeball ready for myself because this feels like an entirely possible scenario.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
I'm very thankful to the higher character limit on this site. It allows me to give my piss fetish prompts the proper setup and worldbuilding they deserve.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
A rumor spread throughout Honnouji Academy that Satsuki would hypothetically look way hotter pissing herself than Ryuko, especially in their respective Kamui's. Ryuko, not willing to lose anything, shyly pissed herself in front of the school to prove otherwise. This rumor was started by Satsuki.
over 1 year ago
0
2
0
High school girl who jerks off the fat, needy rape meat between her legs everyday while gooning to porn of milfs in order to “protect her mother from herself.”
over 1 year ago
0
1
0
I have as many followers on this shitpost account as I do my main right now. Good, this is good. I will amass an even greater following and kill that fucker on main. He’s not even funny. He just writes porn. What a dork.
over 1 year ago
0
1
0
The environmental storytelling of this site is already so good. Check the feed that sorts by the top posts on the entire site and it's 99% posts written in Spanish.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
I hate that the worldbuilding for my porn is genuinely better than any of the worldbuilding I do for my OC stuff. Any jerkoff like me can make a scuffed magic system, but it takes a true craftsman to properly articulate how their world let it become socially acceptable to freely jerk off in public.
over 1 year ago
0
1
0
Shadman would've killed it on the Talk Tuah podcast.
over 1 year ago
0
0
0
you reached the end!!
feeds!
log in