Cant even grift properly

Maybe he needs to fire 80% at SpaceX. That should fix it 😂

Seriously. Sell them while you can. Stock is tanking hard. Imagine a scenario where TSLA goes bankrupt. MAGA doesn’t buy EVs and now dems wont either. Rest of the world hates Musk too. Say goodbye to your software updates and enjoy your futuristic Commodore 64 😂

1, The low priced car will probably combust, lock you in, and kill everyone inside 2, The robot demo was faked using remote controls 3, The robotaxi…never ride with a Nazi or in a car made by one

TSLA stock, X platform, and SpaceX rockets all crashed within a span of 5 days ✅ ✅✅

But MAGA won’t buy his cars and now nobody else will either. 2025 Research link: www.evpolitics.org/wp-content/u...

Live shot of Trump crafting his tariff strategy

MAGA is starting to find out but they’ll need to undergo a whole lot more pain before the leave their circus tent 🎪

Congrats MAGA! Stay tuned for lumber tariffs. Also great timing 🤡

Tammy is BADASS

Motherfuckin Canada letss gooooo

JT Miller traded to Rangers #canucks

The stone-cold truth…👇 The. Worst. Of. Us.

I don't know who made this, but it's a handy list for us to keep track.

Never seen a billionaire beg the way elon musk begs trump 🤣

Someone on X has been raging about this all week 😂

Weird situation! Do you think Auston Matthews deserved this penalty? Comments! #leafs #leafsnation #torontomapleleafs

Shoutout to Mike Pence

Absolutely nothing to watch on TV today…just some shitty live broadcast of an old dude decaying on every channel. Time to go run some errands 🏃‍♂️

Vote! #edmontonoilers #vancouvercanucks

He would have to get up off the toilet in order to sign 200 things though 🚽 💩

#canucks #vancouvercanucks #oilers #edmontonoilers

Should McDavid get a suspension for this? Comments!

Winning post of the day! 🏆 🥇

President felon trump is NOT my President.

Three cool ways to watch Trump‘s inauguration: 1, by pouring bleach in your eyes 2, from your bathtub holding a toaster 3, and my personal favorite. turn the TV off, go outside, enjoy the fresh air

“ indoor inauguration” What now MAGA can’t handle some cold weather?

Energy 101 #Tariffs US refineries depend on Canadian crude imports It is cheaper for the US to refine Canada’s crude than produce locally US refineries get Canadian crude at a steep discount and sell it at a 300%

What do spacex and tesla have in common

Buy a Tesla Get cooked 🔥

***Breaking News*** Demonic possession caught on camera 👹

That column needs to be declared a national monument 🏛️

The disease is called MAGA and Mexico ought to seal the border to keep it out 😛

Supreme court shut down Trump’s appeal lol

#SunsetFire blazing on the hills behind the Magic Castle in the Hollywood Hills. #Pray4LA

Sitting here wondering how the world would have been different if someone like Adam Schiff was made AG 4 years ago instead of Merrick Garland

Winning post of the day right here 🏆 🥇

Hoping egg prices goto $5000

MAGA apologist Pierre Poilievre in Canada is getting scorched on Xitter by……….MAGA!! He dared to disagree with a takeover by Trump. Now he’s choosing go blame Trudeau instead of having balls 2 call out Trump 4 being a f*cking psychopath. A bad PM does not mean ur ally can takeover.

To all those Canadians that fantasize about Elon, Trump, and Maga. I know there’s a whole lot of you. The fun is over. Get ready to get bent.

I can’t love this more.