Christopher Columbus was a drunkard who got lost at sea trying to find the "World's Nipple". And you're going to groan when you realize how much of this is true

TikTok wants me to believe this comment goes against Community Standards. Not even close, guys.

It is 2025. Grow the fuck up and learn how to use a computer already.

Shouldn't you be eating Radioactive Shrimp to own the Libs right now?

I think the Novel Prize Committee should give a Peace Prize to @verminsupreme.bsky.social Not only has he done more in the name of peace than Alleged President Trump, but it's also a bigger slap in the face than Obama winning one instead of him.

I was recently up in Minneapolis visiting family. As soon as I get off the interstate, I see a gang of kids on the street corner, chewing gum. One of them was even blowing bubbles. So, forgive me if I don't believe crime is down.

Question about the King of the Hill Revival: In the first episode, Bobby claims to be 21. Now, he was 13 when the show ended, and Hank was 41. That means that Hank is 49 when the revival takes place. Does anybody really buy that Hank was willing to retire before he was even 50?

More fun with Lightsabers. Fun Fact: the setting on the second saber reads as White Light, but it shows up as blue. Another reason why I need to invest in a Pixel Core instead of this baselit one.

Finished construction on a new Lightsaber. Gotta show it off a little.

3 Dollars for a 24 oz bottle of water guaranteed not to turn your kids into Liberals. Stock up, Patriots. Definitely not a waste of money.

Been taking at the so-called new and improved Phantasy Star Online: New Genesis the past couple of days. Made what I consider to be a pretty nice incarnation of Cosmo with that universe.

Movie you've watched more than six times. (Hard Mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Been trying out Bomb Rush Cyberfunk this week. Gotta say, all those hours spent playing Jet Set Radio as a kid are really paying off with this one.

Did you know that the dialogue in the Fighters' Guild will change during the "Infiltration" mission if you play as an Argonian. #OblivionRemastered

Attention Mankato Drivers: When changing lanes, YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR FUCKING BLINDSPOTS!

It's Switch 2 Launch Day, so I get to be at the Store at 6 AM to push this monstrosity. On the plus side, I get to limit how many anyone can purchase, and kick them out if they try to argue that.

Post a random photo, otherwise everything goes wrong in June.

To the people who keep saying June should be switched from Pride Month to Veterans Month: That's November. But, you'd know that if you actually gave a fuck about Veterans.

Here I go again, pushing the Gay Agenda.

Republicans: I never liked Bruce Springsteen! Me: Then why the fuck do you play his music on loop every 4th of July?

The local Ice Cream Shop, Mom & Pop's, got this new flavor in. They call it "Mango Untamed". Mango and Tajín Ice Cream.

@samcomerford.bsky.social I found your next shitty item. A bag of holding filled with Chicken Dipping Sauce.

The Wayshrine of Julianos didn't load in while I was doing the pilgrimage. Yup, this is a Bethesda Game. #OblivionRemastered

If your idea of a “free speech hero” is someone yelling the N-word at kids on a playground— And you say nothing when the President uses ICE to detain people over their political expression— You don’t support free speech. You’re just a racist hiding behind the First Amendment.

You thought you could drown me? Jokes on you! #OblivionRemaster

This is the exact opposite of a hot rock! #OblivionRemaster

It's a beautiful day, found a hot rock, and currently surrounded by water. Yes, Sleeps-in-Sun is in paradise. #OblivionRemastered

Sleeps-in-Sun, having just escaped Jail, takes a moment to rest on a nice, hot rock.

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah ... The Oblivion Remake was announced and launched today?!

Seems the rumors were true.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Question I never thought I'd have to ask at work: Should we be concerned about the customer with the Katana?

J.K. Rowling has once again reminded us that she belongs in Hell. This time, instead of Quintupling down on her stance on the Transgender Community, she decided to attack the Asexual Community. On International Asexuality Day.

-Well, I want a refund! -Those cards are non-refundable, I'm sorry. -I haven't even touched the card, give me my refund! -They are NON-REFUNDABLE. -Show me where it says that! -They back of the card, and the sign in front of your face!

On this day one year ago, Republicans were bitching that Biden declared March 31st to be Trans Day of Visibility when it was Easter. March 31st was Trans Day in 2023 and before. And it's still on March 31st, while Easter is on 4/20 this year.

Yes, this is a real flavor.

Friendly reminder, Louie is not short for Louis. His name is a proud Gaelic name, Llewellyn Duck.

Oh, would you look at that. I guess @disneyplushelp.bsky.social wants to lose money just like Netflix.

Yup, I'm 37 as of today.

Fun fact: I share a birthday with Alex Kingston and John Barrowman.

Conservatives: The US has those stupid pride parades, but Poland has Winged Hussar parades! What a ripoff! Anyone who does more than 2 seconds of research: it's celebrating the anniversary for the Battle of Vienna. It's like the Shriners at a 4th of July Parade, you morons.

Republicans want everyone to know that they will not be watching the upcoming Harry Potter series, because Snape will be played by a black actor. Progressives will not be watching it, because Rowling is a horrible TERF. Harry Potter: the Boy Who Failed.

Oh, @profanity.accountant , how about me?

CW: Rape Mentioned Happy 12 year anniversary to the worst front page ever printed in the Mankato Free Press.

I swear to God, when Pokemon Champions releases, I am going to pester you all with an army of Zubat

If you see this, post a gif of one of your comfort shows.

If you see it, do it Name: Zach Pronouns: He/Him Height: 5'11" Sexuality: Demisexual Sign: Pisces Color: Red Drink: Coffee Food: Mango Animal: Wolf and Bat.