time to speak my truth: i am now and have always been a true-blue biopic hater! do notttt ask me to watch a biopic! i already know it’s bad!!!!!

we all know I have no life, so:

sandra bullock not aging a day since 1998 see that’s what happens when you drink enough water and mind your own business

just me and this iced coffee against H&R Block dot com

watching the sfa set be sold at auction is so devastating to watch but if you see me with a 7x4’ stained glass panel from nahla ake’s office mind your business

one thing about me is when im not feeling well you will almost certainly find me laying flat watching a tv show from the 1980s where basically every single episode is full of shippy stuff you only really see actually happen in fanfic these days

everything i know about lena dunham has been against my will

i wish more people understood the concept of great bad movies it’s so important to the culture

i felt myself coming down with something in real time this afternoon and i know im going to wake up to the full force of whatever this is in the morning and i CANNOT skip work tomorrow...really just came on here to be whine and be a baby about it someone feel bad for me 😩

honestly thought when sfa went into hiatus that the hyperfixation would sort of stall out soon after but i think its actually getting worse somehow

put on the new Chess cast recording just to see…. immediately no

having the trippiest experience wherein my neighbor who I run into most mornings because we’re on a similar schedule is on my train but now there’s two of her bc apparently she has a twin and now I don’t know which of these women I’m seeing every day in the elevator

American Classic is so delightful and i wish it wasn't on AMC+ because Laura Linney and Kevin Kline are [jon lovitz voice] !!acting!! and it does feel like im the only person seeing it

ok and was anyone going to tell ME??

i was supposed to do my taxes AND punch up my resume for a job i know is being posted tomorrow with a tiny closing window and i did neither of those things….but did i get my laundry done? also no

me 🤝 hannah waddingham

meryl streep on a movie press tour, laurie metcalf in a joe mantello play, jean smart back on tv ….nobody move nobody touch anything

if i say carly simon what song are you thinking of

this is the fist time im opening this app since my niece left….shes so funny 😂

I’m confident that a bewildered face and swearing at ducks is a solid foundation from which I can grow a successful campaign. I look forward to winning your full support. #Taskmaster

admittedly did shriek aloud a little at the deidre hall appearance

very few things as reliable as being able to pinpoint the moment jean smart has already secured her next emmy award within the first 20 minutes of a new season of Hacks

thank god! we need taskmaster more than ever.

now why did they call it that

anna madeley in a film premiering at cannes?? okay movie star!!!!

with Hacks ending i really do need to hear HBOs future plans to send a beloved but underappreciated actress born before 1965 into an unreal years-spanning awards-dominating renaissance pretty immediately

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

i’m not usually really much of a merch girl but i was sooooo sad when the fansets nahla comm badge magnets sold out immediately but i randomly checked one day last week and they happened to have JUST restocked them and now it is on my fridge and i smile every time i get a glass of water or whatever

last night i went from watching dan levy sob about catherine through an interview to the artemis crater to several episodes of shrinking and i woke up extremely dehydrated from quite literally crying for hours

well it’s been a long weekend of having an 11 year old and a dog in my studio apartment and now i have to go to work which feels illegal but somehow nobody is doing jail time so i guess here i go!!!

this years neighborhood movies in the park line-up goes hard

i really do despair at the recent uptick in people who seem to be gleefully and proudly fucking stupid

not mohan 😭😭

asked the internet what tweens are into these days bc my niece will be here for easter and i wanted some ideas for her basket…thanks for this, wirecutter

people are like what are you doing for your birthday and i’m like i’m going on a solo trip to new york to see women in plays like i do every year??? no you cannot come

what do you mean next week is the season finale of high potential???? god remember may sweeps??

paul & julie on shrinking are the sweetest goddamn thing like they just crack my heart wide open

hm were they taken out of context or did you think it would make you look cool in front of the critical drinker crowd to talk shit but when you realized it actually made you look like a sore loser piss baby slime ball to literally everyone else you got embarrassed???

mariska doing broadway and my first thought was oh god I hope they have good stage door security…bc nobody can be normal anymore!!!!!

the final few people left in this season of Last One Laughing would be a nightmare scenario but i actually would have been out in five seconds flat as soon i saw Mel make her trying-not-to-laugh face, which she has now been doing intermittently for hours

for all mankind recap sergei hit jump scare 😭😭

went on my dumb nightly walk and somehow misjudged the temperature, the amount of rain, AND the distance lol im so cold and soggy 😔

robby trying to tell dana what to do and she said hm no actually i don’t think so

kind of my proudest moment

for the universe to atone for the cancellation of starfleet academy someone needs to already be on the phone offering holly hunter the awards baitiest movie i’m ever going to see… this is the only way…

No funnier film-illiterate take than accusing someone of “stealing” from Tarantino.

what do you mean we’re not going to see them graduate???

starfleet academy cancelled nobody talk to me 😔

they still give me butterflies

less than 3 weeks?????