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Subconsciously turning a box of Tokyo Banana into an Advent Calendar of visiting Japan.

I always knew there was something suspicious about the Macarena...

I have two speeds: Fast and <<TERMINAL DAMAGE>>

Thunderbolts: Tell me you haven't played a Persona game without telling me you haven't played a Persona game.

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Executive: Metal Wolf Chaos Legislative: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Judicial: ?????

Fortnite is the Kidz Bop of video games.

It's too early for pictures of text.

Hold on to your nuts! -- me, hoping I didn't fuck up the conversion to wheel studs

Modern advertising has fallen off.

The audacity of an exercise bike video program having its trainer dip off into a restaurant in the middle of a push.

feeling seen

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