Shhh... He's eepy...

Hehe 🎈

🥒

I've got two for today's post! A doll and a heart!

Bluuuuuuue

Finally decided to inflate something after not doing it for almost a month.

Anybody want to join my discord server? I've got invites for cool people hehe

Any ideas for a potential discord server name? The Gator Cave? Lyssa's Balloon Room? I need names!

Hay! Do you has bahwoons?

Mmm... Beeg...

Real talk, anybody know of any good looner discord servers? I'm in one already, but I'd love to be in more.

Tummy ache rn but bloons need to be posted

Would you give this man a high five?

Found a discontinued print in my collection from about a year or two ago.

My Q36 balloons are starting to have that rot smell. RIP Qualatex...

Balloons finally arrived at the new place! I'm so excited!

I am in the process of moving! Once I get my balloons to the new place in the next few weeks, I'll be back to posting!

Baaaalloooooonnsssss!!!

I need to get back into a posting habit. Depression is a bitch. I made a bear to try and cheer myself up.

NO NECKY NECK?! 😧😧😧

Hey real talk here, if any of y'all are having trouble mentally, feel free to reach out to me to talk about it. I have resources on mental health if need be. Everything will be okay, I promise. Love y'all. 💙

This is a ULL 21". The brand and size are very random. They're like a more premium Unique brand.

Just a heads up to anybody ordering balloons... Don't buy anything Gemar branded. They are horrible and never get to their rated size. The one in the photo is supposedly 19", but barely gets to 17".

Found out that my abusive ex got a gf that looks EXACTLY like me... What the fuck. Also, here's a balloon to keep this account on topic lol.

My shirt matches my balloon! 💙

Got out my first GL1200 and I've already had to patch it. There's even more weak spots that I'm finding as well. Not impressed.

Doing tests on different brands of balloons. 6 inch Cattex heart vs 7 inch Decomex heart. I think Cattex has a richer color, but Decomex has a more defined heart shape.

Go ahead and follow my alt if you want any sort of popping content. I don't plan on doing this here as of now. @lyssagator.bsky.social

These duck balloons have gone the way of the dodo, no longer in production as of several months ago. The giant unprinted ones are still being made though!

Giant fuckass grape thing or whatever

Lorg 😳

The balloon inspector 🤔

Has anybody bought the Cattex 18" punch balloons as of lately and noticed a huge quality dip? Everything about the batch I got is just off. The smell, colors, stretch, bounciness, and more. Please spread the word about this. I fear that Cattex has changed their formula! #balloon #looner

Has anybody else tried the Pro:Latex brand of balloons? They get absolutely huge, but really thin. Reminds me of a higher quality Unique/Globos Payaso branded balloon. I also have some ULL balloons that are pretty comparable, but with weird sizes.

You ever order weird balloons while elevated? I got some in the mail. I barely remember ordering these... 😂

Yeah blue is my favorite color, how could you tell? 💙

Mousey mouse 🐭

First time trying out a doll balloon! They're huge!

I have learned the art of patching up balloons with weak spots or holes. Ingredients include Elmer's rubber cement and isopropyl alcohol, along with the obvious patches of latex, preferably clear.

I wonder what that little green balloon is thinking...

If anybody is trying to contact me through Twitter, don't bother. I forgot the password during my phone transfer, and I used a separate email that I also forgot the password to. Always write down your passwords!

I don't have any birthday balloons, so I just improvised. Time to go out for 21st birthday drinks!

Thank you to @dangorawr.bsky.social for helping make my sona a reality! And thank you @xemthecabbit.bsky.social for the gift! I'm super happy with how it turned out!

Another reminder to not buy your balloons from BQC. Was looking through my order from several months ago, and I got SMACKED by the smell of burnt tires. Turns out a bunch of my balloons were rotting, despite proper storage. Had the signature rot spots and everything! I am very disappointed today...

Happy Valentine's Day to all you wonderful people!

Contender for the scariest thing in my collection. When I bought these, the description said they were plain with no print. I bought 30...

Y'know, sometimes I forget that I can tag certain topics in my posts... Anyways here's a balloon.

Hey chat what's up?

This is gonna sound silly, but I'm glad I've completely migrated to this platform and away from Twitter/X.