Why the long face?

A funny little meme that I made.

Add me on telegram if discord shits itself. GatorDeflator is my name on there.

I did one of those music lists of bands that I enjoy. Nothing is in a particular order.

Rainbow 🌈🎈

Can't believe I have to say this. A certain somebody has stalked my Bluesky and has found my Discord name. For the love of god, DON'T DO THIS TO PEOPLE. A lot of women deal with men being creepy in the community, and we hide because of this. Be a decent human being.

A sad story in two photos. Mf did NOT want to exist today. I barely blew it up. 😭

I created a gofundme page on the encouragement of many of my friends. I'm so reluctant to do this, but I am without option and stuck. www.gofundme.com/f/wings-need... The thread I posted earlier with a ko-fi link is here, just unpinned. bsky.app/profile/wing...

Abandoning the pop/meme alt because I have no motivation to post on there + in an apartment with no sound insulation. Memes will be going on this account from now on.

You (lovingly) look like a cheese ball. 🧡

Offering up my six Qualatex 36" balloons. I'm only asking $15 for the lot and local pickup. I'm in the Omaha/Council Bluffs area. I sadly do not have the freezer space nor storage methods available to keep these sticking around longer. They need a new home. They inflate normally afaik.

(I turned it around because the print is creepy)

Shhh... He's eepy...

Hehe 🎈

🥒

I've got two for today's post! A doll and a heart!

Bluuuuuuue

Finally decided to inflate something after not doing it for almost a month.

Anybody want to join my discord server? I've got invites for cool people hehe

Any ideas for a potential discord server name? The Gator Cave? Lyssa's Balloon Room? I need names!

Hay! Do you has bahwoons?

Mmm... Beeg...

Real talk, anybody know of any good looner discord servers? I'm in one already, but I'd love to be in more.

Tummy ache rn but bloons need to be posted

Would you give this man a high five?

Found a discontinued print in my collection from about a year or two ago.

My Q36 balloons are starting to have that rot smell. RIP Qualatex...

Balloons finally arrived at the new place! I'm so excited!

I am in the process of moving! Once I get my balloons to the new place in the next few weeks, I'll be back to posting!

Baaaalloooooonnsssss!!!

I need to get back into a posting habit. Depression is a bitch. I made a bear to try and cheer myself up.

NO NECKY NECK?! 😧😧😧

Hey real talk here, if any of y'all are having trouble mentally, feel free to reach out to me to talk about it. I have resources on mental health if need be. Everything will be okay, I promise. Love y'all. 💙

This is a ULL 21". The brand and size are very random. They're like a more premium Unique brand.

Just a heads up to anybody ordering balloons... Don't buy anything Gemar branded. They are horrible and never get to their rated size. The one in the photo is supposedly 19", but barely gets to 17".

Found out that my abusive ex got a gf that looks EXACTLY like me... What the fuck. Also, here's a balloon to keep this account on topic lol.

My shirt matches my balloon! 💙

Got out my first GL1200 and I've already had to patch it. There's even more weak spots that I'm finding as well. Not impressed.

Doing tests on different brands of balloons. 6 inch Cattex heart vs 7 inch Decomex heart. I think Cattex has a richer color, but Decomex has a more defined heart shape.

These duck balloons have gone the way of the dodo, no longer in production as of several months ago. The giant unprinted ones are still being made though!

Giant fuckass grape thing or whatever

Lorg 😳

The balloon inspector 🤔

Has anybody bought the Cattex 18" punch balloons as of lately and noticed a huge quality dip? Everything about the batch I got is just off. The smell, colors, stretch, bounciness, and more. Please spread the word about this. I fear that Cattex has changed their formula! #balloon #looner

Has anybody else tried the Pro:Latex brand of balloons? They get absolutely huge, but really thin. Reminds me of a higher quality Unique/Globos Payaso branded balloon. I also have some ULL balloons that are pretty comparable, but with weird sizes.

You ever order weird balloons while elevated? I got some in the mail. I barely remember ordering these... 😂

Yeah blue is my favorite color, how could you tell? 💙

Mousey mouse 🐭

First time trying out a doll balloon! They're huge!