Graham Winstanley
@grahamwinstanley.bsky.social
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Mild. Boring. Dad. Tweeting into the abyss. No hobbies.
The initial penalty was a shit penalty so he shouldn't be allowed a second go.
about 7 hours ago
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The BBC pundits surprised by DR Congo's defensive strength. Have they not watched Axel Tuanzebe play before?
about 8 hours ago
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Portugal should sack Martinez and get Carrick & Holland in before it's too late.
about 8 hours ago
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These tactical fouls should be a red instead of a yellow card.
about 8 hours ago
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Bruno Fernandes is going to struggle in this Portugal team. There's no pace ahead of him to pass to.
about 9 hours ago
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I want Dr C to win because they've got a player called Moo-cow. The best name at a World Cup since Bum-Kun in 1986.
about 10 hours ago
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Dr C should stick with the low block and keep it 1-0 until about the 70 minute mark and then go looking for an equaliser.
about 10 hours ago
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Twonks
about 11 hours ago
Preserve endangered animals
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Portugal resting players in their first match is disrespectful and asking for trouble. (No Dalot in the starting line-up)
about 11 hours ago
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Why is the Democratic Republic of Congo abbreviated to COD instead of Dr C! Missed opportunity!
about 12 hours ago
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It looks like only Fernandes, Martinez, Mazraoui, Ugarte and (maybe) Amad will make the starting line-ups for their countries at the World Cup and yet only one of them is nailed on to make our starting XI next season.
about 18 hours ago
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The World Cup truly gets going tonight. The last week has been fun but the real business doesn't start until Diogo Dalot has chest bumped someone and celebrated kicking the ball out for a corner.
about 18 hours ago
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France v Senegal. Ordinarily I'd like the underdog to win but Senegal have Sadio Mane and France do not have any ex-Liverpool players.
1 day ago
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Viz Comic
2 days ago
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Stick Enzo Scifo on.
2 days ago
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Can't stand that Melissa Reddy. She's spent the last decade churning out AI slop without actually using AI.
2 days ago
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It looks like the BBC and ITV have finally worked out that they are better off working together than against each other when it comes to football.
2 days ago
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Is that Cunha's older brother playing in goal for Cape Verde?
2 days ago
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Somebody ought to put Lee Dixon out of his misery. A thoroughly miserable man. Guardiola leaving has probably tipped him over the edge.
2 days ago
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It's a shame we're not in the World Cup because I'm convinced we'd win it. And that's without a Casemiro replacement.
2 days ago
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Jim Burke
3 days ago
Scotland fans know the score
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So, why is Curaçao abbreviated to CUW?
3 days ago
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My McTominay golden boot prediction suffered a set back last night. Still when he gets a hatrick against Brazil he'll be back in pole position.
4 days ago
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Scotland would have won by more if they had played Tyler Fletcher.
4 days ago
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I'm calling it now. Scotland will lose to Morocco and then beat Brazil.
4 days ago
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I've quite enjoyed getting up and watching the highlights of 4 games over breakfast. My only complaint is they don't show the starting line-ups.
4 days ago
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What time is it acceptable to give away World Cup spoilers? 8am?
4 days ago
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It's look too hot to play good football. Hope this isn't a recurring theme throughout the tournament.
4 days ago
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I can't do time zones. Can somebody tell me when Scotland are playing? Tonight, tomorrow or the next night?
5 days ago
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The BBC need to get rid of that white box around the score and clock. I can't concentrate on the game.
5 days ago
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The women's cricket world cup opening ceremony. It all looks a bit like a school play. Fair play to that witch lady though, she can belt out a tune.
5 days ago
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That South African keeper is dodgy. Mexico should just keep shooting.
6 days ago
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The World Cup is only 90 seconds old and this is comfortably the worst World Cup ever. I hope the rest of the tournament is not like this.
6 days ago
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I reckon that team of referees could beat up any team of premier league referees. In fact they look like could pull off a successful bank heist. A mix toughness and technical skill.
6 days ago
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I really don't like that FIFA has become a brand/logo. The kids at my son's school keep referring to the FIFA World Cup instead of the World Cup.
6 days ago
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I'm going to boo America.
6 days ago
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Fingers crossed they get Diana Ross to sing a song and recreate her penalty.
6 days ago
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I've no idea who any of the singers are, and I haven't understood a word they've said but I've enjoyed the opening ceremony so far. Upbeat and full of colour!!!
6 days ago
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Who's this guy in the red coat? Looks like somebody in From Dusk til Dawn.
6 days ago
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ITV's World Cup music is diabolical boring. I can't remember anything about it. Why didn't they just do a remix of their 1986 music? They had an open goal and they missed it.
6 days ago
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Sepp Blatter was ousted because FIFA wanted to clean the decks and get rid of all traces of corruption. They then elected Gianni Infantino to replace him.
7 days ago
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I'm looking forward to the World Cup opening ceremony tonight. No idea who the performers are, but I hope one them gets in a well timed "Fuck Trump, fuck Infantino"
7 days ago
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One of the great unanswered questions of our time is... If England played Man Utd who would Bryan Robson play for? ...we've all wondered but none of us know the answer.
7 days ago
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BOFFY
7 days ago
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I hope Rashford's sake that England don't win the World Cup. Imagine being in all the photos with that shit haircut.
7 days ago
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Anthony Gordon reminds me of someone. It's not Sally Gunnell but it's someone like Sally Gunnell.
7 days ago
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Smart move from McKenna. If he stayed at Ipswich he would be in danger of being labelled a yo-yo promotion manager and missing out on the big jobs. His agent should be thumping on Celtic's door.
7 days ago
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In USA 94 the ball blurred when keepers took goalkicks. I hope they reintroduce this special effect for this year's tournament.
7 days ago
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So Ben Stokes is going to end his international career because he's not allowed to have a drink after midnight? The whole story is very strange - like a crap version of the movie Gremlins.
7 days ago
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Dear Wilcox and Co, Do not pay over £70m for any young player this summer. The combination of a £100m fee plus the pressure of playing for Utd will be too much for any youngster. Ta ta for now. Graham.
9 days ago
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