I'm aiming to stage the annual turning the central heating on ceremony as a Christmas Day treat. We might not be able to hold out until Christmas Day but it's a good frugal aim to have.

Don't even think about putting that heating on!!!! It's nowhere near central heating time. To be honest, it would be a mistake put a jumper on as you'll want jumpers to be the escalation point for a November cold snap.

My guess is the Premier League will have end of season play-offs to determine the UCL, EL and conference league spots and these games will be held at neutral venues around the world. Kerching!

There's no darts tonight, the women's team aren't playing and I really don't fancy watching international football so I might have to start some long overdue life admin.

Jim Ratcliffe's "3 years" interview has made this quite a quiet international break in terms of Utd nonsense stories and speculation. I'm all for it.

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Those Verisure adverts should be banned. Pure scaremongering!!!

Big third set coming up here. You feel that Humphries has to win it to stay in the match.

Sandberg is looking like a candidate for a second yellow. If she's injured then it seems an obvious sub to me.

A good first touch by Miyazawa made that goal.

Very scrappy match that.

I watch football out of duty these days. Whereas I actually watch darts for enjoyment.

I can bear any programmes or films that have Jim Robinson in them.

I have a real problem with these Captain America films. He's portrayed a wholesome moral compass type but he grew up in 1920s America so there's a good chance he holds some outdated views on race and gender.

These obesity injections - I'm predicting research in 15 years' time will link them to bowel cancer. They'll claim slowing your intestines down exposes cells to toxins for longer. I'm not saying the research will be correct or faked. I'm just saying it will exist.

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I blame Nick Clegg for all our problems. When getting into bed with Cameron he should have insisted on a proportional representation referendum instead of that complicated second preference bollocks. The country would have voted for PR and we would now have some protection from Reform.

Me and my 6 year old just had a competition to see who could do the best Suii celebration. "Daddy, yours wasn't the best because your knee made a crack"

I think this next World Cup should be the last ever World Cup. I know some people enjoy it but I no longer do so it's definitely time to scrap it. Just think of all the international breaks we can reclaim for domestic football.

Tory cosplay. My bluesky feed is awash with it today. I didn't even know that it was a thing until today. I wonder why young people enjoy dressing up as Tories?

Brutal match. Glad that is over.

She looks nothing like her dad but that Jess Park is a cracking little player.

Football on the TV. Darts on the tablet. Feet on the sofa.

Man Utd playing on Disney. A dream come true for Ed Woodward.

Gary Neville is a red - he hates racists #MUFC #UTFR

Searle's head has gone.

It's rude to comment on people's appearances but Gerwyn Price has lost a lot of weight around his chops. Hope he is okay.

I missed the first 3 matches tonight because of reasons. Did I miss anything?

This is Manchester United Football Club we're talking about.

This shortage of staff thing. Surely, if any club in the world could find a list of CRB checked volunteers with a range of skills then it would be Man Utd?

Joe Cullen always bottles it. But it looks like he won't this time.

One thing twitter had over bluesky is darts chat. Bluesky is a bit middle class in that regard.

Temperament wise Lammens reminded me more of van der Sar than Schmeichel. It's only been 90 minutes though.

One of the worst things about Americans is that they say laygoes instead of lego.

There are loads of ladybirds on my back window. It's a clear sign the Apocalypse is coming.

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One thing I've noticed is that once Šeško gets going he is lighting quick across the ground. Alas, we just haven't been able to play him in behind yet.

Dean Henderson is nowhere as good as he thinks he is but I can't help thinking that if we had kept him that season then Erik ten Hag might still have been in a job.

The key to a Sunday afternoon nap is no more than an hour. Any longer than that and you risk waking up grumpy and disorientated.

Time for a little sleep on the settee.

If City score a penalty and Brentford get a man sent off later today I'm going to be royally pissed off.

Was Amorim's system to blame for that 2-0 victory today?

I enjoyed Lammens' debut. I'm delighted he didn't do anything special today. We just want a keeper who is a steady Eddie who isn't going to do something stupid at any moment. Lammens really did fit that bill today*.

Told you we would win. We're officially back.

If we can just win our next 5 games in a row we'll be back on track for a 76 point season and Champions League qualification. 5 games is nothing. Easily achievable.

Only one team in it now. Fingers crossed we can hang on for the point.

I am never not shocked whenever that Fara Williams opens her mouth. Every time without fail.

I rate our goalie. Consistently better than her predecessor.

My son has lost interest in the match already - worried he might be misogynistic. I blame the school because I've brought him up Woke.