First ride in a month and I would’ve died if not for this cutie.

I’m back, baby!

Good news, the Papped series is back!

Just a couple of safari boys who are almost ready to trade in all the animals for our own bed and a gym membership.

No gym for two weeks and it shows.

Can confirm Tanzania has pools.

Can you still call it a bulk when you just eat a bunch and don’t do any exercise?

Finally upgraded the mirror situation on this trip

I’d post for bathroom selfies but to be honest this has been the mirror I’ve been working with the past week.

Does my safari hat make me look fat?

I see your hotel lighting and I raise you safari lodge illumination.

Sex tape to whoever can get us upgraded for the flight home (totally completely almost joking)

Second last day in the office before vacaaaaay (sorry you can’t see my dick in this)

Guys it’s so close to sweatpants weather

Unsuccessful shopping trip. I need someone to queer eye me

A few days off from the gym but I’m back baby

Guys the curly girl method WORKS (going to bed with wet hair)

From where I’d rather be

Based on the numbers, this account will be purely bulges and speedos henceforth

Possibly the last swim of the season so thought I should make the most of it

Garden needs a trim

Had to wait for bloody ever for @blue-avenger.bsky.social to get out of the bathroom

Honestly not sure what to post when winter hits

Mid-autumn and still warm enough for pool arvos

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A rare action shot

I think I finally figured out the good lighting here

Swimming is hard

Something about Sunday church or fuelled by Easter eggs

Not my preferred cardio

Pants off for the long weekend

If you see this, post a picture of your thighs

You can’t tell, but I lost 4kg

Happy anniversary to us

Truly entering my fun undies era

Gays, I’m growing my hair out and I kind of hate this in between phase. Any recs for products or processes for guys with sort of almost curly hair?

Today’s gym fit brought to you by getting dressed in the dark.

Permission to stay here all day?

I’m sorry for being quiet here’s me in a jock

I may not have abs but in good news it’s Thursday

Safe to say I’d prefer not to be here.

I really should go shopping more.

The HUMIDITY

Aaaand we’re back and tired

I really gotta start being more wholesome

I have company

A promise is a promise

Hotel day 2 and by tomorrow I guess I’ll just be fully nude?

Hotel lighting strikes again.

It’s that time of week again boys