Quick question why isn’t it Friday?

All these snow posts are making me a little jealous, on this, the day it’s 31 degrees (Celsius) before 7am.

Friday means fun undies

Don’t expect me to take the stairs when the lighting in the elevator is this good.

Monday again already and I’m not prepared

Goodness gracious what have the ravages of time done to me.

In the office for four hours and am already over it - anyone have any jobs going where I can laze about in my smallclothes and contemplate the world?

Aaaand we’re back.

What did I say I’d do when I hit 6k?

Humidity got me today

A disappointing year of reading for me, but I was lucky enough to enjoy some fantastic stories in between too many overstuffed/self-important fantasy books. Comment your recs for 2026!

Good morning from the bed that doesn’t have the snoring husband

The last time you’ll see this view until January. Two hours and counting until I slam the laptop closed.

This whole working in the actual office thing isn’t for me.

Update: HR mandated pool time to cool things down.

Update: we’re gonna need to get HR involved.

Please clap for my last working Monday of 2025. I’ll be here for the day, in this or less.

Humidity got me this morning

I like it here.

The little bike shorts in question

What’s the point of cycling to work in little bike shorts if you don’t see any hot guys running shirtless along the river?

One week of work left and I’m not sure I’ll make it.

Would like to stay here all day pls

Fully qualified captain now available for all your boating needs

Leg day special!

I may not have Hevy but I do have a couple stats.

Guys guys a hot Speedo model I follow on insta just showed up at my gym

May I please go back?

Back at work and not happy about it

Goin our way?

Thursday brought to you by mood lighting and a chest pump

Started the week with leg day. I know, crazy.

I just really love summer

Guys I’m getting so good at surviving til Friday

Real talk: can I pull this off?

Speaking of husbands, I asked to go on a jog with mine (so I could perve on him) and he killed me so now I’m dead.

Ladies and gentlemen, my husband.

Could’ve used another day at the beach, not gonna lie

Guys, so excited to release the next pics in my ‘Papped’ series.

A lil weekend away never hurt, even if the weather does suck a bit

Half a leg day is better than no leg day, right?

I did it. I started the week at the gym.

I need to work on my facial expressions like you wouldn’t believe

If anyone ever wanted proof of why I write instead of talk/present, here’s a great example (really hoping my pecs distract from all the ummms)

Yeah I’m bigger than 8yrs ago, but sometimes I miss this look

A little leg day

Papped at the pool

I’m not a New Yorker so I can’t show pole but I can show my support.

Do we all recall when my masseuse told me I had tree trunk legs? Well he’s back and apparently bicurious and an even bigger fan of my ass than he is of my legs

Morning laps to burn off a fraction of the Halloween chocolate