Sex tape to whoever can get us upgraded for the flight home (totally completely almost joking)

Second last day in the office before vacaaaaay (sorry you can’t see my dick in this)

Guys it’s so close to sweatpants weather

Unsuccessful shopping trip. I need someone to queer eye me

A few days off from the gym but I’m back baby

Guys the curly girl method WORKS (going to bed with wet hair)

From where I’d rather be

Based on the numbers, this account will be purely bulges and speedos henceforth

Possibly the last swim of the season so thought I should make the most of it

Garden needs a trim

Had to wait for bloody ever for @blue-avenger.bsky.social to get out of the bathroom

Honestly not sure what to post when winter hits

Mid-autumn and still warm enough for pool arvos

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A rare action shot

I think I finally figured out the good lighting here

Swimming is hard

Something about Sunday church or fuelled by Easter eggs

Not my preferred cardio

Pants off for the long weekend

If you see this, post a picture of your thighs

You can’t tell, but I lost 4kg

Happy anniversary to us

Truly entering my fun undies era

Gays, I’m growing my hair out and I kind of hate this in between phase. Any recs for products or processes for guys with sort of almost curly hair?

Today’s gym fit brought to you by getting dressed in the dark.

Permission to stay here all day?

I’m sorry for being quiet here’s me in a jock

I may not have abs but in good news it’s Thursday

Safe to say I’d prefer not to be here.

I really should go shopping more.

The HUMIDITY

Aaaand we’re back and tired

I really gotta start being more wholesome

I have company

A promise is a promise

Hotel day 2 and by tomorrow I guess I’ll just be fully nude?

Hotel lighting strikes again.

It’s that time of week again boys

Showered, shaved and psyched to pretend to work for the next 8hrs

Fully aware how dangerous this pic could be for me.

Not mad about this weather

Quick question why isn’t it Friday?

All these snow posts are making me a little jealous, on this, the day it’s 31 degrees (Celsius) before 7am.

Friday means fun undies

Don’t expect me to take the stairs when the lighting in the elevator is this good.

Monday again already and I’m not prepared

Goodness gracious what have the ravages of time done to me.

In the office for four hours and am already over it - anyone have any jobs going where I can laze about in my smallclothes and contemplate the world?

Aaaand we’re back.