Half a leg day is better than no leg day, right?

I did it. I started the week at the gym.

I need to work on my facial expressions like you wouldn’t believe

If anyone ever wanted proof of why I write instead of talk/present, here’s a great example (really hoping my pecs distract from all the ummms)

Yeah I’m bigger than 8yrs ago, but sometimes I miss this look

A little leg day

Papped at the pool

I’m not a New Yorker so I can’t show pole but I can show my support.

Do we all recall when my masseuse told me I had tree trunk legs? Well he’s back and apparently bicurious and an even bigger fan of my ass than he is of my legs

Morning laps to burn off a fraction of the Halloween chocolate

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We made it to Friday (on this side of the planet at least)

Just workin on my accessories

Muscle man seeks connection

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Wait, maybe these are my new favourite shorts?

The humidity is something else today

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Pls ignore the bad hair and puffy eye

Whyyyyy is it only Tuesday?

Legs at lunch

Why isn’t this my locker room?

Speaking of Halloween, what do we think of this costume? Too mainstream?

Repost with your favourite Halloween costume. Ridiculous pose, but definitely some of our finest work.

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love. Fave shorts, fave look (it was a simpler time in 2012)

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I should probably clean this room up instead of taking selfies hey

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Can you tell these are my fave shorts?

May I please trade the office for this once more?

Back from camping, what’d I miss?

My husband loves Halloween a scary amount

I do love a locker room pic

One more to commemorate the beginning of kayak season

Just a couple dads lookin for a sweet treat

Yes to more spring days like these

Fully embracing my MAMIL era now I’m 40

Was yesterday’s post an inadvertent OF soft launch or are you all just like, really h-word?

There are definitely other versions of this pic

First day back in the real office in 5 weeks and oh boy give me strength

If I’ve learnt anything from this place, it’s that thigh tattoos really do something for me

Clothes? But why?

Is this just a Speedo account now? Just wanted everyone to know I swam laps

Thoughts on the new speedo?

First day back in the home office in like a month. Distract me please?

Some midweek vitamin D

On or off?

Spending my Sunday wishing I were back here

Thoughts on my new speedo (new meaning stolen from husband)?

Take me back to hot springs in caves