I trust... it will make sense to you in the course of-- Well, I'm really not at liberty to say. ☕- #bskyrp #mvrp

(okay okay goodnight good night okay night good okay okay good night)

「 A flash of guilt seems to flash in what remains of visible eyes, before she slowly pulls her blade out of where the neck of an innocent man was cut. 」 ✱ ... Guess I'm the villain now. 「 With a cackle, she turns back, facing the giant fountain. 」

(damn artemis you making me feel bad for something I don't feel bad for)

[[Oh....my ass is big....]]

(god forbid a lady kills someone)

(glad to know this is gonna be one of my few posts for the timebeing . killing someone)

(sorry not sorry)

[ tw: death, neck c*tting, violence ] . . . . .

(hmm in this contract it says i have to kill ralsei huh.)

[nc] oh thats my childhood comfort object…. Thats my childhood comfort object being cleaved red by blade….

[OOE] 「 She swiftly jumps back before falling down. 」 ✱ J... je... jeez, dude! I'm... I'm not drunk anymore, or high, alright? ✱ Nearly gave me a heart attack—

(this kinda had me scratching my arm because it was so sudden it kinda left me awkward)

✱ I WOULD SAY DOWN HORRENDOUS THINGS TO A BAD BITCH BUT I WOULD NEVER SAY I'D LIKE TO DRINK HER BATH WATER??

✱ Faggot you dasgusting

I would crawl through a desert on all fours for a month just for one sip of that bath water

[OOE] ✱ ... Seductive sunday? What? Well, guess I gotta put on a show. 「 Dropping her jacket over, does nothing else. 」 ✱ Hope tis' works.

「 She holds her visible wounds, the bleeding didn't stop, but somewhat, it helps. 」 ✱ WOW, you REALLY are a treat, toothpaste boy! Shame I ain't come by here more often. ✱ Say, you looked pretty shocked when I came here, man...

— BERGENTRÜCKUNG — * Are you ready? * If you are not, I understand. * I am not ready either. < King of the Underground. > < A leader who does what he must- despite how horrible he feels. > < #utrp #undertalerp #drrp #deltarunerp > < info below >

……. ( tucks some hair behind his ear bashfully ) You think it’s slutty?

「 Staring ever so curiously... 」 ✱ Wow, you look as dead as me...

oh really?? really?? well you're gonna die already so i best hope you got a funeral plan! byebyebye

think I lost my eye

Ah, fuck... I need to stop doing that to everyone... hmmfgh... [ Her grip on the 'sword' grows tighter, before she lets go of you, pushing you forward and sheathing her weapon once more. ] Why are you here? In this... dark world?

jack (motherfucker is that Gabriel ultrakill????)

「 Again, laying down in the ground, half of her legs and most of her ribcage covered in Darkness. 」 ✱ ... Man, I feel horrible... Azzy...? Fuck, what would that dork even do...?

[OOE] stand still perverted salesman I gotta kill you

[ slowly pulling her bat/knife out of her back ] Yyeah man . hey how do you feel about your head disconnecting from your body

[ visible disgust ]

「 She looks even worse than before, smelling like a rotting corpse. 」 ✱ ... ugh... does this world even have healing magic...? This hurts like being blasted by a double-barrel...

uh ah u h hooo woohuwawahoko ho oka u G H AGHJDOG DIE DIE

[OOE] Nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha

jack (trying to see how this event will end...... umm lmk if you want any interactions)

[OOE] ace of pentacles.. pshh more like old ass bitch

unc dont cry I dont want your tears to age me up to like 100 years old

BRO ITS IN THE PROPHECY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU

Motherfucker is that wingdings gaster

BUDDY THATS DECEASING AGE THEY SHOULD PUT YOU IN A SEALED SHUT COFFIN

jack (Dess likes Gorillaz (projecting) but she just looks like she would)

「 Dess will get 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫. 」

unc did you put your age in the gambling machine and rolled the most unlucky row of symbols and that's why you old as shitt 😭

buddy ......... we gotta put you in a retirement home. you have 3 weeks alive! you are the oldest person EVER !

「 She looks down at you, well, you just ruined her quality time with her beautifully crafted weapon. 」 ✱ Me? Damn, dude, got a lotta tongue for someone who's beat up against the ground. 「 The deer slowly crouches, one arm over her knee and her bat rested behind her shoulder. 」

can we RETIRE unc ?! ?!

come on unc dont lie to yourself

[NC] ( meanwhile... in the bunker. ) ✱ ... OUGH! Damn, my chest really hurts, must have heard the word ginger, gladly Kris isn't ginger, less I would have to kill someone else