Hive mind: I’m going to be teaching a seminar on prompts (“The Promptness of Prompts”) in the new year. Do you have a favorite prompt? What’s wrong/right about prompts? Ethics around use of prompts and the resulting work? Other thoughts? (And thank you for your prompt replies.)

The Lovesong of R. Francis Kennedy Let us go then you and I To where I force open your mouth Like an operation without ether; Let us go then, a river through a canyon, The muttering rasps, Of fumbling grasps, flow like a tedious argument Of insidious intent To lead you to an overwhelming swallow.

Publisher’s Weekly reports that Customs and Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore’s existential novel based on his being hit by a thrown sandwich will be sold at auction today, to coincide with the trial of the accused assailant. The book is described as the story of an anti-hero.

Do all Subway sandwiches count as a felony if thrown at the Iceman? Just the clubs? The Meatball Marinara and the Cold Cut Combo? Does a 6" sandwich count as a misdemeanor, vs. the felonious Footlong? Is the server who made the sandwich an accessory before the fact?

It's just terrible to see immigrants flying the flag of another country in public here in America!

The real story: Waltz only said: “This has been the greatest, most magnificent, amazing 100 days of any President in the history of the universe!” MTG then tweeted: “Waltz dammed President Trump with faint prays.” Mainstream media makes fun of her spelling, but the president takes her seriously.

Given the high level of absurdity in current government, why wouldn't this be next?

A sign for the times...

"By executive order, I'm changing the names of the oceans, seas, whatever, on our borders. Only losers are pacific, and why should we share that other ocean with countries who aren't us? " Tronald J. Dump.

Now known as "The Three Muskeers," these swashbucklers will be attending the inauguration together. Their motto: "All for Us and More for Us."

Civil disobedience. It's a thing. #nofishing #civildisobedience

Elon is his middle name and his real first name is Fritz (or maybe Franz). Please be polite and refer to him by his first initial and middle name: F elon Musk.😆

Reynard McVulpine has been appointed Secretary of the Henhouse.