Suddenly obsessing over this polar bear guy and idk why. I have a feeling he'd sit on you and rip nasty farts though he seems like that kind of guy. 🐻‍❄️🍑💨💨💨

Wolf guys got fat butts, dire wolf guys have fatter butts, but Fenrir has a big enough butt to make you look like a sticker when he sits his sweaty ass on you. And his farts sound and stink like the end of the world. 😈 Be careful inviting him over... 🐺🍑💨💨💨

Skunk bro got a new pair of underwear that gets rid of fart gas... by magically transporting that gas directly into their pals mouth. Enjoy the lingering taste of skunk ass and permanent bad breath, he's wearing them all day... 🦨💨🩲➡️ ➡️💨🐺🤢

Time for you all to meet Taye! He's a zebra hunk who isn't afraid to show off his stripes. He's the kind of guy to rip a noxious protein fart and wait for the applause. And he thinks his by musky pits smell better without deodorant. Timber and Dez have some minor disagreements... 🤢

I've made this scenario before, but... dunk tank with a gassy skunk hanging out at the bottom instead of water 😫 🦨💨

Skunk boss has an presentation and asks the shark intern to help out. Unfortunately, the shark won't be doing any presenting. You see, the boss' dinner has been reeking havoc all night and shows no sign of stopping, so the shark has to chug skunk farts for a few hours. 🦨📉💨🦈

Thief fox guy sneaks through the vents with the museums famous diamond only for the exit ahead of him to darken. Turns out a skunk security guard figured out his plan and is going to personally fill up the vent with his noxious skunk farts. Better luck next time... 🦨💨🦊💎

Skunk squire doesn't know what to do when the dragon defeats his knight. Luckily for him, that fear is enough to push him over the edge and unleash his secret weapon all over the dragon's face. After taking a huge lung-full of pure skunk fart, he falls on his back. 🦨💨🐲

Skunk guy with such nasty gas he farts through a dozen "cushions" every night. They get so saturated in his stench that they don't even work as fart filters. Sometimes he gets lazy and just keeps another guy down there all night. That's the one that changes forever... 🦨💨☠️🐺

Skunk bros comparing their farts. The only way to get an objective judge of their gas is to have a neutral party judge both of them. And the only guy nearby is... 🦨🦨💨💨💨💨💨💨🐺 this wolf...

You're an astronaut, sharing your oxygen with your skunk buddy. All of a sudden an awful stink seeps into your helmet... 🦨: "Uh, wow! That canister must be expired..." 💨 Don't worry, you guys are only 4 hours away from the next station. Assuming they let you both in. 🦨💨🛰️

PHEW....! It ain't skunktember unless a wolf is getting dutch oven'd by a MASSIVE skunk. And this skunk is particularly... potent... 🤢 Need... Fresh... Airrrrrrrrr... 😵‍💫 🐺 is me 🦨 is @redzepskunk.bsky.social 🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

No super creative horny scenario today... Just... What if there was a skunk guy with a big chonky butt, and the butt did a big fart 😔 🦨💨

Toony skunk guy who regularly releases megaton sized farts. Just straight up building-fillers constantly. With stink clouds so thick you can't even see through them to TRY and escape. Also he's your new neighbor. 🦨💨🏢

Skunk frat bro who makes a habit of farting every time he gets in an elevator, crop-dusting the freshman, and laying his gassy ass on anyone who passed out on the couch. He earned the nickname "Gassius Maximus" and has become a campus-wide menace. 🍺🦨💨🤢

Walking into a steamy shower room, ready to relax, only to accidentally bump into a skunk, startling him. Not only do you take steamy skunk gas straight to the face, you now have turned the room into a full on toxic environment, with everyone else screaming and trying to escape. 🦨💨♨️🐺🐶🐱🐻🐴🐰🦊🦖🐷🫎🦏🦇🦈🦘🐻‍❄️🐼

Since he's smaller, Dez has to take advantage of every advantage he can get in order to gas Timber. The junk food farts are really starting to kick in now... 🤢 🦝💨🐺 🎨by Y32010G on FA

Getting into bed, cuddling with the softest blanket ever only to open your eyes and see it's a tail. A skunk tail. On the other end of it is a smug skunk who wraps you up in it before annihilating you with farts. 🦨💨💨💨🛏️

Apparently it's against the skunktember rules to complain when your local skunk bro asks for his 11th rimjob in 5 days? I've never heard of that? He texted me again saying "Got gas, you up?". I'm kinda worried guys idk... 🦨🍑💨🐺

Goat wrestler is able to beat any opponent by ramming them with his big horns. Unfortunately, this strategy doesn't work on everyone, and he quickly comes face-to-butt with a bloated skunk. His perfect record has been blown away. 🤢 🦨💨🐐

Skunk florist accidentally kills all the flowers with his farts. He's worried about losing his job until the boss starts selling them as 'break-up bouquets'. They're so successful that the skunk is doing this full time now! 🦨💨🥀

Good news: They're making a new pair of underwear to help skunks who want to filter out their farts. Bad news: You're one of the product testers. And I don't mean you'll be wearing the underwear. 🤢 Good luck.... 🦨🩲💨 P.S. You're in the control group. There's no filter. 😈

Going camping on the first day of skunktember, thinking it'll help you escape. But there are stories about this path. A skunk guy full of baked beans who can rip open your tent, and fill it with his noxious fumes... But that's just a story, right? ☠️ 🦨💨⛺

Sure do hope we can avoid a repeat of last year's skunktember incident... 🦨💨🐺 🎨by Y32010G on FA

Big slime guy with visible fart bubbles inside him. If he gets you pinned, all the bubbles start flowing towards you. 😈 The slime smells and tastes like salty ass too. If you get trapped in there, get ready to breathe nothing but wet farts for a *while*. 🟢🫧💨💨💨

Unicorn bro insists his farts smell amazing, his butt grants good luck to all it sits upon, and the breakfast burrito he had is being converted to pure magical bliss... But that's a lie, he just needed you to be a good cushion while he unloads his NOXIOUS GAS! 🤢 🫔🦄💨💨💨

"Waking up at the crack of Don" because it's a donkey guy's big butt-crack in your face first thing in the morning. Also his name is Don. And he's scratching his butt. And you're waking up because a warm breeze just came across your face. 🍑💨💨💨

Boar guy is short so he has to be bigger in other ways. Specifically, filling the room with his noxious farts, especially if anyone actually calls him short. They can expect to wake up with his butt sitting right on their face, ready for lesson 2... 🐗💨💨💨🤢

this is what happens when you wrestle with a bear and lose btw 🐻🐻🐻 commission for anon!!

The duke's son's own excessive gas has made courting him quite difficult. Most don't know what they're in for until it's too late. More than once, a suitor has been seen fleeing the castle after trying to share his bed. The duke suggested he change his diet, but it got worse. 🤢

Duke hires an orc mercenary to help his himbo son defend his lands. The 2 are brashly farting non-stop around the other knights and at formal feasts. The son insists on bringing the orc on full-time, much to the despair of the Duke and his entire castle... 💨🏰🤢

Underwear that says: "💨☠️💨If you can read this, it's too late!💨☠️💨" on he ass-side

Uh oh, the hippo drummer for the band goes on in 5 minutes, but his bubbleguts are acting up more than usual. Someone's gotta suck up all that methane or the audience is gonna get blasted! 🥁🦛🎶💨💨💨💨💨

This is the ideal relationship dynamic

I bet his jumpsuit reeks because he's gassy af and never washes it.

Sorry bro, pizza gives me massive gas so I had to borrow your underwear so I wouldn't ruin mine. Don't worry though, you can have them back when I'm done. Just ignore the big hole I blew in them, thanks. 🐺💨💨💨🩲

Got a new wrestling singlet and decided to break it in a bit. 😈

Gym bully gorilla who is just an absolute public menace with his farts. He almost never talks, letting his ass do the talking for him. When you're on equipment he wants to use, you get crop-dusted. When he's lifting weights, you better not stand behind him. 🤢 🦍💪💨💨💨

Wolf ass makes the whole sauna SCREAM! 😈🥵🍑 (Because they can't escape the dense fart fog I just laid and their only option is to beg for someone to let them out early. Oooough man, that is gonna linger for hours in hear like this...) 🐺💨💨💨

Hippo dancer guy so big, sweaty, and gassy that the club gives you a free drink if you can stay conscious through a 5 minute lap dance. So far, nobody has passed the test, and he's leaving all the single guys passed out. 😉 🦛🥵⭐🍑💨💨💨

What if a bear was wearing a shirt that was a little too small so a bit of his belly was always poking out? And what if poking his exposed belly caused him to let out a nuclear explosion of a fart that rendered the room uninhabitable? That'd be great huh. 🐻💨💣🤢

Cat bro has been brewing up gas all day. He's finally gonna dutch oven his dog bf as revenge for being on the receiving end. He's even got the guy as the big spoon. 🐱: (rumble) "Any last words?" 🐶💨 Dog brings his fart-filled hand right up to the cat's face and releases. 🐱🤢😵

Tops are so funny they'll be like "show hole" and I'll be like "worship my ass first" and they'll do it. Enjoy morning farts bozo. 😋🍑💨🥵

Bro you look so cute. I should totally burp in your face, that'd make it even cuter. Then I should sit on it and fart. Totally. Maybe all day? Yeah, that sounds good. You'll look really cute after that 🍑💨

Introducing Dez! He's Timber's raccoon pal and has had many years to... acclimate to his gas. But that doesn't mean he's always stuck sniffing. Many car rides have been ruined by Dez asking if "anyone smells the popcorn" and he sometimes takes revenge on the yote! 🎨 By @assenjoyertora.bsky.social

Cute dog guy who is also a skater. Getting back into it at the start of summer. Hard to tell if his shorts are fluttering from the win around him or the wind he's letting out. He saves his hottest, stinkiest bombs for any authority figure that tries to catch up to him. 🛹🐶💨💣

Since I have time for the next few days I'm gonna be posting a furry for every day of pride that I think is hot and farts a lot. DAY 1: Vector the Crocodile He's got the attitude and is pretty big by the standards of his series. Being gassy just comes with the territory.

After a long day of travel, it's customary for the first night of the vacation to end a little early. It's also customary for Timber to dutch oven whoever he's sharing a bed with. His raccoon friend Dez is the most common target, but he always gets payback in the end... 🐺💨🛌🦝

Survival game where Timber has a pepperoni pizza and you have to wait out the storm of his farts. It gets harder as time goes on because the fart clouds fill rooms and never dissipate. If he finds you, you're eating yote farts all night long. 🐺💨💨💨🤢

Elephant wrestler has got his bull opponent over the rope, and is whipping his butt with his trunk, each spank jiggling it. The trunk lands again, but doesn't come back up! The bull caught it with his butt-cheeks! Panic sets in almost as fast as the bovine booty bomb. 🐮💨💨💨🐘