Everyone always laughs when someone 'blames it on the wolf' but when the wolf gives you something to blame on him it's all: "Oh that's nasty!", "Please open a window!" or "My nose is melting!". A bunch of whiners, huh... 🐺💨💨💨🤢

Bad news, the bulldog who cropdusts you every morning when he walks into class now goes to the gym at the same time as you. And he's taken a real interest in farting into the fans to blow the stink right at you. 🐶: "Savor the flavor, bro." 💨💨💨

You'd think losing *one* wrestling match couldn't end too badly. Turns out it can. Roche has been turned into a pair of undies for that massive TANK of a skunk Red. Why'd he have to make him two sizes too small...? And go to the gym...? 🥵😭 (💨 in replies) 🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

🦓: Calm down. All I had was 6 hard boiled eggs, the fully loaded nachos, the spicy chili dip, and an extra large milkshake. You can eat my ass no problem. 🦓🍑💨💨💨💨💨🤢

This new lynx guy is really giving "trying to be super intimidating but actually if you just go to sit on his face he won't stop you". He'll grumble about it until you fart and put him in his place. 🐺💨💨💨😾

Doing laps around the pool is great until the huge orca bro dives in, easily passes you, and starts ripping the nastiest farts that bubble up right in front of your face. Then he laughs and says: "All those gains have to go somewhere little man!" 🐬💨💨💨🐺

Komodo Dragon dudes gotta be the kings of belching right. Just crazy acid burps flying out whenever they want. You're definitely waking up to one burping in your face if you ever share a room with them. I don't even know what defense you could put up... 💨🤢

When the big bear bully walks past your squad and yells "stink bomb!" before dropping a dense fart and crop-dusting you all. Laughing and fist-bumping his bros when they walk away. The cloud is too thick for any of you to escape. Have fun! 🐻💨💨💨🦊🦝🐨

When the ball funk hits first thing in the morning mmmm 😍

When your belly grumbles mid-cuddle and he hits you with the: "Don't hold it in on my account man. 😏"

The new zootopia cat boy is a slob do with that as you will.

Oh nooo what do you mean I have to share a small bed with a giant crocodile man who's super gassy and sweaty and treats all his mammal friends like they're plushies for him to bully all day. Anything but thaaaat... 🥺👉👈 🐊💨💨💨🛏️

Our pal Timber lost a bet, and can look forward to spending his Halloween as the "ass" of a pantomime horse. Timber doesn't know it yet, but the humidity coming off Red's cheeks is the LEAST of his worries. Hope he can hold his breath! (💨 in replies) 🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

Getting a tattoo on your back that goes straight down to your butt so people have to get mooned if they wanna see the full thing. 😏 Farting when they take a look so they get a real face full of it. 😈 🐺🍑💨

Happy Halloween 😱🤢😱🤢😱🤢😱🤢

Reminding the guy whose face you're about to sit on that it stinks pretty bad back there as if they aren't fully on board with that. 😏 That way, you have cover for 'forgetting' to warn him about how gassy you were feeling. 😈 🐺: "Told 💨 you 💨 it'd 💨 stink!" 💨💨💨

Sending you a video of your defenseless pillow under my ass being blasted with one fart after another. Turning it over to make sure both sides get baked. You're gonna be dreaming of my butt even more than usual bro. 😈🐺💨💨💨🛏️

A prey tied up and trapped between the asses of these two big, smelly furries, with no way out, will have to endure their stinky farts for a very long time. YCH released from SS! Won by Hownserpent, spencersacookie, & Windy Wolf! Hope you like it! subscribestar.adult/laughtnsfw

You're in prison and your cellmate is a skunk. That'd be bad enough, but the guard dog is a sadist who loves to scare him so he fills the whole cell with a cloud of skunk gas. He just waves his hand in front of his nose and laughs it off every time... 🐶🦨😨💨💨💨🐺

When the bear guy starts teasing you like: "If I didn't know better, I'd think you like things a little smelly." So he lifts his arm and hits you with a wave of pit stink, or scratches his butt and makes you smell his hand, before finally dropping a bomb in bed. 🐻〰️💨🥴

Wait a sec... If I'm a smart fella, what does that make you? 🤔

Well, that's the end of skunktember everyone, time to take a nice breath of fresh air. *SNNNNF* 🤢 HUU?! Why do I still smell a skunk?.... Skunks? Oh no, they're getting closer... Hey! Your month is over! You have to- 🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨💨🐺

Bear goes to buy a used car from his schemey fox friend. Fox throws in a "complimentary air freshener" hanging on the mirror. Bear laughs and lifts a butt-cheek, and FILLS the car with his fast-food gas. 🐻: "Man, you REALLY should've gotten those windows fixed..." 😈 🐻💨🚗🦊

Old skunk guy with a big butt and a bad attitude. Crop-dusting all the guys he catches staring at it. People who think they can take the stink try to rile him up on purpose. But most of them regret it when he drops his pants and bombards them with no filter... 😈 😤🦨🍑💨🐺🦓🦝

Lactose-intolerant skunk bf finishes his XL ice cream after his pizza dinner. Looks at you, burps, and laughs. 🦨: "What? It's not like I'm gonna have to smell any of these." 😈 His stomach lets out an insanely loud gurgle before he plants his ass on your face for a lonnnnnng night... 😫 🍕🍨🦨💨🐺🤢

Getting dutch oven'd every night of skunktember is to be expected. What no one can prepare for us is the skunk telling all his friends how fun it is and inviting a bunch of them over to all dutch oven you are the same time. 😫 🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨🐺🤢

Suddenly obsessing over this polar bear guy and idk why. I have a feeling he'd sit on you and rip nasty farts though he seems like that kind of guy. 🐻‍❄️🍑💨💨💨

Wolf guys got fat butts, dire wolf guys have fatter butts, but Fenrir has a big enough butt to make you look like a sticker when he sits his sweaty ass on you. And his farts sound and stink like the end of the world. 😈 Be careful inviting him over... 🐺🍑💨💨💨

Skunk bro got a new pair of underwear that gets rid of fart gas... by magically transporting that gas directly into their pals mouth. Enjoy the lingering taste of skunk ass and permanent bad breath, he's wearing them all day... 🦨💨🩲➡️ ➡️💨🐺🤢

Time for you all to meet Taye! He's a zebra hunk who isn't afraid to show off his stripes. He's the kind of guy to rip a noxious protein fart and wait for the applause. And he thinks his by musky pits smell better without deodorant. Timber and Dez have some minor disagreements... 🤢

I've made this scenario before, but... dunk tank with a gassy skunk hanging out at the bottom instead of water 😫 🦨💨

Skunk boss has an presentation and asks the shark intern to help out. Unfortunately, the shark won't be doing any presenting. You see, the boss' dinner has been reeking havoc all night and shows no sign of stopping, so the shark has to chug skunk farts for a few hours. 🦨📉💨🦈

Thief fox guy sneaks through the vents with the museums famous diamond only for the exit ahead of him to darken. Turns out a skunk security guard figured out his plan and is going to personally fill up the vent with his noxious skunk farts. Better luck next time... 🦨💨🦊💎

Skunk squire doesn't know what to do when the dragon defeats his knight. Luckily for him, that fear is enough to push him over the edge and unleash his secret weapon all over the dragon's face. After taking a huge lung-full of pure skunk fart, he falls on his back. 🦨💨🐲

Skunk guy with such nasty gas he farts through a dozen "cushions" every night. They get so saturated in his stench that they don't even work as fart filters. Sometimes he gets lazy and just keeps another guy down there all night. That's the one that changes forever... 🦨💨☠️🐺

Skunk bros comparing their farts. The only way to get an objective judge of their gas is to have a neutral party judge both of them. And the only guy nearby is... 🦨🦨💨💨💨💨💨💨🐺 this wolf...

You're an astronaut, sharing your oxygen with your skunk buddy. All of a sudden an awful stink seeps into your helmet... 🦨: "Uh, wow! That canister must be expired..." 💨 Don't worry, you guys are only 4 hours away from the next station. Assuming they let you both in. 🦨💨🛰️

PHEW....! It ain't skunktember unless a wolf is getting dutch oven'd by a MASSIVE skunk. And this skunk is particularly... potent... 🤢 Need... Fresh... Airrrrrrrrr... 😵‍💫 🐺 is me 🦨 is @redzepskunk.bsky.social 🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

No super creative horny scenario today... Just... What if there was a skunk guy with a big chonky butt, and the butt did a big fart 😔 🦨💨

Toony skunk guy who regularly releases megaton sized farts. Just straight up building-fillers constantly. With stink clouds so thick you can't even see through them to TRY and escape. Also he's your new neighbor. 🦨💨🏢

Skunk frat bro who makes a habit of farting every time he gets in an elevator, crop-dusting the freshman, and laying his gassy ass on anyone who passed out on the couch. He earned the nickname "Gassius Maximus" and has become a campus-wide menace. 🍺🦨💨🤢

Walking into a steamy shower room, ready to relax, only to accidentally bump into a skunk, startling him. Not only do you take steamy skunk gas straight to the face, you now have turned the room into a full on toxic environment, with everyone else screaming and trying to escape. 🦨💨♨️🐺🐶🐱🐻🐴🐰🦊🦖🐷🫎🦏🦇🦈🦘🐻‍❄️🐼

Since he's smaller, Dez has to take advantage of every advantage he can get in order to gas Timber. The junk food farts are really starting to kick in now... 🤢 🦝💨🐺 🎨by Y32010G on FA

Getting into bed, cuddling with the softest blanket ever only to open your eyes and see it's a tail. A skunk tail. On the other end of it is a smug skunk who wraps you up in it before annihilating you with farts. 🦨💨💨💨🛏️

Apparently it's against the skunktember rules to complain when your local skunk bro asks for his 11th rimjob in 5 days? I've never heard of that? He texted me again saying "Got gas, you up?". I'm kinda worried guys idk... 🦨🍑💨🐺

Goat wrestler is able to beat any opponent by ramming them with his big horns. Unfortunately, this strategy doesn't work on everyone, and he quickly comes face-to-butt with a bloated skunk. His perfect record has been blown away. 🤢 🦨💨🐐

Skunk florist accidentally kills all the flowers with his farts. He's worried about losing his job until the boss starts selling them as 'break-up bouquets'. They're so successful that the skunk is doing this full time now! 🦨💨🥀

Good news: They're making a new pair of underwear to help skunks who want to filter out their farts. Bad news: You're one of the product testers. And I don't mean you'll be wearing the underwear. 🤢 Good luck.... 🦨🩲💨 P.S. You're in the control group. There's no filter. 😈

Going camping on the first day of skunktember, thinking it'll help you escape. But there are stories about this path. A skunk guy full of baked beans who can rip open your tent, and fill it with his noxious fumes... But that's just a story, right? ☠️ 🦨💨⛺

Sure do hope we can avoid a repeat of last year's skunktember incident... 🦨💨🐺 🎨by Y32010G on FA