Luxie Lumie
@luxiebae.bsky.social
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Cretaceous flirtatious bae
@bliskdaleopon.bsky.social
"did you move my glasses, or did you accidentally lay on them" Me: "They're on your face, dear" Blisk: *long nasal exhale, slow removal of glasses that were on her face*
5 months ago
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Yes, this is the correct way to say it. No, you shouldn't question this advice. Absolutely, you should take every opportunity to say it this way if you visit one in the state of Texas.
12 months ago
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@bliskdaleopon.bsky.social
is a complicated creature Them: "I want to make caramel" Me: "No making candy tonight. It rarely turns out well for you" Them: *proceeds to ignore the statement, goes and starts the process* Also them: *standing over a smoking pot of burburnt sugar* Me: :|
over 1 year ago
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Things I've discovered
@bliskdaleopon.bsky.social
squirreled away on my side of the bed: Week 1 Bagel wrapper Two boxes of incense sticks Large dildo
over 1 year ago
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Any time someone calls me "daddy" I always feel flustered and embarrassed that I like it so much. These are daddy issues. I'm supposed to be experiencing the problem, not providing the solution!
about 2 years ago
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Oh look, it's me 💙 Why yes, I DO glow in the dark All credit for the creation of this piece goes to
@quillu.bsky.social
who has the skill of a master, and the patience of a saint. ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you for bringing me to life darling!
about 2 years ago
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Never go full Yee Yee
about 2 years ago
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"The dildo of misfortune rarely arrives lubricated" -Unknown
over 2 years ago
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