Eheheheh?

Fun fact if you take a picture of me and it’s kinda too dark, you get a photo of what I would have looked like in the 1970s

Doing some serious and important worm wiggling here

They won’t feed me two hours early…… the gall. The temerity and nerve ??

Oh hullo

Overheard a conversation about me that dad was having on the phone… Vet tech: And what breed is she? Dad: …….. cat. Vet tech: Well, what’s her fur like? Short, medium, long? Dad: I’d say medium. Vet tech: Then let’s say domestic medium hair. Ahem ahem I’m clearly an American Bug Tabby??

Why yes I did gnaw on my father’s hand and arm for a solid minute straight today.

Ultimate 🦐!! #cats

Ladies and non-ladies, we have 🍤

I forgive my father for cleaning off my nose earlier this morning. How ever, I retain rights to sit next to the computer vent for warmth, he can have his turn with it later.

Been raining 2 day

Dad has the nerve to keep leaving for a weekend without my adorable ass in tow

Good morning can I please smell the inside of your mouth real quick

mr lover doing some mr loving

I’m a hamdsome girl I think

I am among my people

Hello may I help you

Dads home so I get to bite again yaaaaaay

Even in sleep I am elegant and wise

Potato bread loaf

Hello….. you all

Feeling gormless today

Tchotchke cabinet at this little birding lodge has a lesbian couple in it

I emerge from the Cave of Signs and Wonders

oh snap

Forgot to close em all the way before snoozin

When I hear news of one of my namesakes (wrestle man Eddie Kingston) it causes me to crave violence

No gods, no masters, no kings, no one to keep me from the treat bucket

As a proper Slugge I’m quite partial to big green leafs

Once again it was Slugge Time

scully? SCULLY?? You gotta look at this

2025•10•14 i'm in the drive thru of burger king~🎵 #이즈츠미 #izutsumi #イヅツミ #마르실 #marcille #マルシル #던전밥 #dungeonmeshi #ダンジョン飯

Dad says my primordial pouch is “hangin and swangin” and won’t stop jiggling it when I walk by Indignity

Just discovered. A brand new way to sit around in case u we’re wondering

A varied selection of my “gettin the good scritch” faces

Sneep snorp

You would. Never know how many times I’ve bitten my dad

Oh, helloaf

Bastard Mode was the breakfast du jour

Just lounge ing around

There is, quite simply ,, no accounting for Leg around here

Got a new perch pose I’ve been trying

Lemme do a lil flippy floppin for ya

Back to business as usual

nah I don't have any ideas sorry

My parents are gone for the weekend I get to hang out with unc-unc instead!!

Extreme teenagerdom bc I’m getting blackheads eeeccchhhh

👀

Oh yeah I love being brushed!!