Ok. 25 minutes of Twitter responses is enough for now. Who needs a drink?

Here's a novel idea. Maybe run an administration that treats citizens with respect and you won't need to have all this security around every person you hire. www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...

If the biggest problem this woman has is losing her blankee then I’m just not sure where we go from here!

Don’t get me wrong. I love them but the walnut isn’t my thing really.

Fellas. If you left Twitter permanently and wondered what you were missing well here it is. I have three full screenshots of hot leads for ya. 😂

Love this movie to bits and Harold is such an iconic character. RIP. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

It just keeps getting weirder.

Pro Health Tip If you’re looking for a cheap way to do a body system cleanse just eat peameal bacon that has a best before date of Jan 28.

The reviews of the TPUSA Half Time Show are starting to come in. I’d rather spend a weekend in Utah then watch that Half Time Show - Charlie Kirk I couldn’t get off my couch fast enough - JD Vance

It was so nice to see two players interviewed before the game and not one of them said Hi to Jesus. #SuperBowl #SeavsNE

Monster Munch and Beer. Yes please.

I love this. Check out Bend Over Benny’s post and look at when Tamyra represented the USA at the Olympics. Yup when Joe Biden was President. No wonder this young athlete was so proud.

I don’t know if this is real or not but I can’t stop laughing.

It’s so cold this morning that I saw a guy walk by the house walking his dog and less than two minutes later passed by carrying that same dog home!

My 94 Year Old Father in Law just left me a message to let me know that Chris Rock is headlining the Super Bowl Half Time Show this year. 🤷‍♂️

Is it just me or can you see how the hat really pulls this whole ensemble together?

Look I hate this orange guy as much as the next sane person. But can someone tell me why asking someone to provide proof of residence / proof of identity is so wrong? I mean this is what you need to provide in Canada to vote and it doesn't seem to be a big deal.

I was going to post it but I just don’t feel right about it. That Obama clip that Trump posted tells you all you need to know about what a piece of shit human being he really is. Zero Class / Zero Intelligence / Literally a Huge Fucking Zero of a Human Being.

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He Looks So Natural.

Dreaming of Summer on a Cold Day.

I find it very creepy how Republicans treat People of Color like they are their pets.

Today in Reap What You Sow.

This comment. 😂😂😂

I don’t generally get all that excited about the Superbowl half time show as it’s really a time for the bathroom, pouring drinks or getting snacks. That said I am infinitely less excited about this fucking garbage!

I went to the British Store because I was craving some of my people’s foods.

One of the many Five Star review on Rotten Tomatoes posted by people who clearly didn’t see the movie. 😂

Anyway this one time at Band Camp.

Like Ed Says. Here’s one for you youngsters. youtu.be/NKu0OTDvQ-w?...

If You Know You Know. 😂😂

Meanwhile in America you get to put up with this asshole. BRINGING BACK COMMON SENSE: The irrational campaign against plastic straws has forced Americans to use nonfunctional paper straws. This ends under President Trump. www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...

My only question is Doctor of What?

My wife just told me she has never had a Pop Tart. Like Never! I think I married an Alien.

The History of the “Moving Image”. 😂😂😂😂😂

When you're Jeff Bezos and Donald Trump you think about ways to make things happen.

Given the fact they are sending ICE to the Super Bowl why in the ever living fuck would a foreigner come to America for the World Cup?

This sauce right here. It’s bangin. If you are lucky enough to have a trader Joes near you then pick it up.

So my wife wanted to surprise me with this Action Figure she found in TEMU and it came yesterday. I think the proper description should be Inaction Figure!

A very Happy Birthday to one of my favourites on this app @kristyclueless.bsky.social . I am glad we crossed paths on that shitty app and carried it on over here. Have a wonderful day. 🎂🦝🥰

Looks like #Bovino is the first big name of this horror show of an administration to get canned. Guy was a terrible leader and was lucky to last as long as he did. Noem will be gone by Easter. Good luck with that retirement Greg! democrats.org/news/breakin...

For those who care about such things the Odds for Super Bowl 60 have been released.

The NFC Championship is the Polar Opposite of the AfC Championship without the Polar Stuff.

It’s almost like these ICE guys think their personnel records will vanish when 2029 comes around. Wrong Fuckers. You bastards will all be held accountable for your actions. Just like in Nuremberg! #ICEBGone

My Refrigerator is sending me messages.

So The National Guard shows up and all of a sudden Trump and his lap dog want to propose a deal. How fucking convenient. Stay strong Minnesota. Fuck ICE! washingtoncurrent.substack.com/p/senator-bo...

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social boss seems to think that Canada didn’t do anything in Afghanistan Well JD you can tell your cowardly lion of a boss that we did our part so he needs to keep Canada out of his fucking lying mouth!

I guess being 68 just doesn’t cut it anymore in Fantasy Land.

Period. Full Stop!!! 🇨🇦