💌 PRODUCTION UPDATE THREAD 📺 Production has begun! There's been a bit of a delay due to the holiday season and new years, but we're happy to update that our frosted charms, button pins, and metal bookmarks are in production!

💌 FINAL STRETCH GOAL: UNLOCKED 📺 SURPRISE! Preorders may be closed, but we have a specil announcement- the final stretch goal was unlocked as we hit more than 1500 orders! 🎉 Look forward to receiving a super specil PHYSICAL newsletter, eligible for all merch and full bundles!

💌 PREORDERS CLOSED! 📺 Commercial Break: A Spamtenna Postcard Zine closes its shop for now! Thank you to everyone who supported us, please keep an eye out for production updates! The digital zine will be available for purchase until items ship. 🛒: spamtennazine.bigcartel.com

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💌 PREORDERS CLOSE SOON 📺 Roughly 13 hours left til preorders close!

💌 PREORDERS CLOSE SOON 📺 There's only one day left?! To preorder?! AHHHHHH

💌 PREORDERS CLOSE SOON 📺 Dawn of the Final Day(s) is here...only 2 days left till preorders close!

💌 PREORDERS CLOSE SOON 📺 3 days til the end of your [F$CK1NG] LIFE- ahem, until preorders are closed!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Tired of struggling? Climb that pyramid in the FAST LANE with your favorite TV hosts, presented by @marsoid.bsky.social!

💌 MERCH PREVIEW 📺 Are you ready to plug in with today's FEACHER? This unique, specially designed USB by @cranity.bsky.social can hold all your files, folders, and dreams! That's what we call multi-functional!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Welcome to the world of handmade plushies with @rococopigeon.bsky.social! Just look at how loveable Tenna and Spamton are!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 It's your time to amaze the masses with D1rtbug's Magic Kit (real)! You'll be the star of the show in no time! (@/d1rtbug on twit)

💌 PREORDERS CLOSE SOON 📺 You heard that right, folks– there's only ONE WEEK left til preorders are closed! Hurry before it's too late!

💌 MERCH PREVIEW 📺 Today's FEACHER previews the wonderful stickers made by @cranity.bsky.social and @miroimirage.bsky.social! Decorate your belongings—or yourself, we don't judge—with these stunning stickers!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Are you ready to test your knowledge as TV Time's biggest fan? Do you know Mr Tenna and Mr Spamton the same way Caligmaera does? Now you can determine who's the biggest fan with the Trivia Time Board Game! (@/caligmaera on twit)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Come on down to Foolishrat's Late Night Club, where you can drink away your problems and have the time of your life! (@/foolishrat6 on twt)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Every puff is a bold statement with Bigshot Cigars! It's your time to show them who's boss!

💌 4TH STRETCH GOAL: UNLOCKED 📺 Dice have been rolled and we've reached the next checkpoint! The 4th stretch goal is finally unlocked with 1250 orders! All merch and full bundles are now eligible to receive a METAL BOOKMARK!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Take a ride around town and get a taste of that sweet breeze with your very own Cungadero! You'll be the talk of town, it's a @laurences.art guarantee!

💌 STRETCH GOAL PREVIEW 📺 The halfway goal is finally here! Take this PRESENTATION FOLDER and get those stonks higher! *Eligible for merch and full bundles only

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Amaze everyone with the wonderful Drinking Tenna, crafted by Valerie Chiappetta! (@/valeriechiappetta on Youtube)

💌 MERCH PREVIEW 📺 Store candies, trinkets and precious memories with Jay's mint tin, FEACHERING stamp stickers by Jay and diecut stickers by Specter! (@/jaynco and @/amoebeau on tumblr)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Nothing says holidays more than Strawberrypunk's christmas lights! Celebrate this festive season just like the Holidays! 🎄 (@/strawberry_punk on IG)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 It's time to get a good night's rest with @strange-harvest.bsky.social's pajama and bedsheet set! Guaranteed to turn those nightmares into sweet dreams!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Start your day with some tasty treats and a blush that makes your cheeks glow! Today's a double FEACHER with Pommito! (@/Pomyo__n on twit)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Feeling sick? Need to clean your TV? Solve all of your problems with @miroimirage.bsky.social's miracle tonic NOW—it's a 10-in-1 solution!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Have a romantic getaway to the Tropic of Love with that specil someone, sponsored by @freakphone.net!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Upgrade your fashion with the amazing suits designed by Volty! It's your turn to be a Big Shot now! (@/volty_draw on IG)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Visit the glitz and glamor of TV CITY with Ciralin Cixx's travel guide! Travel like a Big Shot and get a chance to see [real] landmarks! (@/ciralincixx on IG)

💌 3RD STRETCH GOAL: UNLOCKED 📺 The game's still ongoing and seems like we've reached the next goal! The packaging upgrade has been unlocked with 1000 orders! All merch and full bundles are eligible to receive this custom PRESENTATION FOLDER!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Turn up the radio! Don't miss out on the tunes and grooves made by @jeannettearroyo.bsky.social! And who knows, you might even hear a little [Friend] on the waves...

💌 MERCH PREVIEW 📺 You like jazz? On today's FEACHER, pick up these stylish button pins by Orookcle with every merch or full bundle! (orookcle on ig)

💌 MERCH PREVIEW 📺 Let's play DRESS UP! FEACHERing Laurence's paper doll set, complete with matching outfits and a model CUNGADERO for a perfect night out on the town 🚗 (@/laurencearts on tumblr)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Nothing says you're [COMMIT] than a ball and chain created by @mehreel.bsky.social! Show your partner you're [TOO SERIOUS] with this hunk of metal!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Dress like a super star with TV Time Apparel's latest collection, designed by CR4SH! (@/CR4SH_K1D on twit)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 It's time to enhance your do with some of Snakeoide's gloopy goo! You won't be glooby one bit! (@/snakeoide on twit)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Get Pipis Putty this holiday! What is he? We don't know! Specter doesn't know! Do YOU know?! (@/amoebeau on tumblr)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Get into the beat with Catswing instruments, wonderfully crafted by Orookcle! (orookcle on ig)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Start your day with some of Collihilly's Big Shot cereal! Ground up from [real] pipis, it's nutritious and blue! (@/colliholly on twt)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 WHAT'S THAT!? Some kind of RAT? For only [D$ 1.97], remove that CREATURE with 5K's foam based bug spray! Kill it NOW! (@/ilovetv5000 on twt)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Kick back and unwind those tangled wires with your own home-spa set, sponsored by TV Time™ , Queen's Cyber City, and Amvipod! (amvipod on twt)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 It's your chance to taste what it's like to be a real star with Big Shot & TV Time bubble gums, developed by SH4UKK1! (@/SH4UKK1 on twit)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 On the hunt for legal counsel that won't question your [FAT STACKS OF KROMER]? Call Bugcoat's BIG SHOT ATTORNEYS now ! (@/bugcoat7 on twt)

💌 STRETCH GOAL PREVIEW 📺 You've reached the next goal! Take these 2 STRESS BALLS and squeeze them to your heart's content! *Eligible for merch and full bundles only

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 It's time for another PHYSICAL CHALLENGE! Get those muscles moving with @slimespecter.bsky.social's postcard illustration!

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Have a sneak peek of Shio's luxury watches and toothpaste with today's double FEACHER preview! (@/shio_tou on twit)

💌 MERCH PREVIEW 📺 On today's FEACHER, we have an acrylic keychain and sticky notepad made by the wonderful Colliholly! These items can be yours with a purchase of our merch or full bundle 🫵 (@/colliholly on twit)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Ever wondered how to use the world wide web? It's time to learn by getting your very own Darkworld Online'97 CD Package, brought to you by Izzy Filthyguts! (@/filthyguts2 on tumblr)

💌 POSTCARD PREVIEW 📺 Coming straight to your fridge, Turboemmy's "Mr. Ants' Nectar Beverage"! Yummy, fresh, and guaranteed not to cause any side effects from ingestion!