“Fiscal” Cliff Coolidge
@fiscalcliffcool.bsky.social
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Filthy rich [not really] Fictional RP account
My parents are both white. They fucked. It’s not that big a mystery.
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6 months ago
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I think we need to DOGE
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
and cut the bloat from the referee ranks. I’m going to hit Elon up on X. I mean, I do have him in my contacts, but the calls usually go right to voicemail. He’s a busy man, trying to save my hard-earned tax money from the woke bureaucracy.
6 months ago
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Of course, there’s bias against the rich white man. I’m sorry that I have money and I was born with a lighter skin pigmentation. It doesn’t I should have to face unfair treatment from
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6 months ago
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I don’t mind getting down and dirty with weirdo chicks like
@vhodka.bsky.social
, but at
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, it’s about busting heads, not busting a nut. Vhodka, I’m going to show you that Fiscal Cliff is too big to fail, while you, like the rest of the 99%, are too small to succeed.
6 months ago
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I can afford these new tariffs.
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7 months ago
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“I like money.” “You’re a fascist!” “I think we should make it easier for businesses to thrive.” “You’re a fascist!” “Achoo.” “YOU’RE A FASCIST!”
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7 months ago
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That was original.
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7 months ago
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I am not related to Calvin Coolidge in anyway, but I agree with his sentiments.
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7 months ago
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No, your GIF accurately describes what I think of you.
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7 months ago
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Women like
@vhodka.bsky.social
who go around cosplaying as fairies and goddesses are not the kind of women I’m into. I’m into normal women who live in the real world. Those are the kind of women I’d drop $5K for on Rodeo Drive. I wouldn’t even drop a deuce for Vhodka Black.
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7 months ago
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I once owned stock in Blockbuster.
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7 months ago
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Just signed my contract with
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
. It’s not like I really need the money. I just like to wrestle. By the way, LEW, can I get an advance on my first paycheck?
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7 months ago
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I bought a yacht today. In other news, I keep getting letters from these things called collections agencies. Anyone know what those are about?
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