I am lowkey kind of mortified realising the amount of friends I spoke to about wanting a boobjob who dapped me up because they imagined i was in the market for some kind of cheap turkish paizuri experience omfg

british summer got u walking past mandem dressed like this in 31 degree celsius weather and they swear down shit is peachy keen

Somehow, Tupac returned.

Guy who facefags on Bluesky

The Lowest-Stakes Prank Maybe Ever. 5 Years In The Making

friend was telling me about how u can always tell if a woman was an Omegle Teen and when i was younger my entertainment was being a manic pixie dream girl in bootleg pokemon game global chats under the name creepergirl which i think has to be close enough right

baby seinfeld be like: what’s the deal with food airplanes?!

Hi sabrina darling just wondering if you’ve seen the president’s daughter? xx

Kids are smoking red truths

been watching a bunch of jia zhangke movies and one of the hardest gutpunches about it is the amount of diegetic beautiful 80s/90s mandopop tracks he uses throughout em that u can’t possibly find on streaming anywhere. one of this planet’s most beautiful genres

Beatrice mii pretty much hit the ground running. I don’t have her dress so now she’s fitted up like a stina nordemstan fan. Peace and love

Started reading higurashi. This guy keiichi eats pickles and eggs for breakfast Okay Mr fart

this is what it feels like when it’s 15 seconds before sunset and some of your blue pikmin are missing and you want them need them so bad but they’re gone. the world is so hard and cold and the little fuckers are gone

went side strands ponytail updo gimmick on the hair for library study session and module partner told me i was giving hasidic boots the temple down. such is the nature of all things

You get the general idea

funniest statement made during obaa discourse yesterday was the stonefaced assertion that thomas pynchon has been dead since 2023. immediately incorporated into my belief system yessirrr

they’ve been lighting tatsuki fujimoto on fire for eight hours now

dude… right in front of my corn pop crispies and crispy corn cob pops and popcorn pops and corn syrup crisps and crispy syrupy corn cob crisps and corn cob crispy syrup bombs?

when my professor asks why im looking at anime girls instead of engaging with the seminar and now i genuinely gotta explain what Lac-Pochette Centennial is

Im not even really a midwest emo girl but whenever i listen to it it feels like john darnielle did everything people wanna do with it back in 2002-2005

contrary to popular belief, moulin rouge (2001) is not a movie. it’s a ProsafiaGaming PS1 JRPG All Cutscenes Compilation. you can basically see the text boxes on the screen

Brighton, England is troubled by the Higurashi Mion Bomber

ah… so you could sort of say this “Jim Incandenza” character is sort of like Gendo Ikari, in a way? [remembering my new years resolution was to be less punchable,

so caught by this one background set decoration in marty supreme that looks somehow like a racist drawing of alison bechdel instead

ulver makes evil detective sex music

im on that eightfold path and alcohol @kazehai.com

it's a shame this detail is rarely at full scale but @ppilotco.faith's needlework is so dripped out & and it's always so fun to do her digital repro #dollkigujam #lacpochette

getting my ffs done by dr kawashima

turgenev’s First Love is like lolita told from the pov of lolita except at the end clare quilty swoops in and fucks humbert instead

If i was a magic the gathering player and i got my shit smoked by a guy playing the dwight schrute deck that venue is looking like charlie hebdo when i’m done

Every south korean paparazzi photo of a normal looking person ends up looking like this somehow

[northernlion voice over Born Slippy] Get it twisted if you choose life you can do anything. Get it twisted. If you choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fabrics nobody can stop you. You are nothing more than an embarrassment to the fucked up brats you spawned. Get it twisted

I don’t really know what my korean mutuals on the other website are talking about most of the time. Except for when i do

when she pees and tha first taste afterwards be tasting like johnson & johnson vaccine 😻

Auntie-coded take but tiktok filters are crazy these days. Im just trying to see if a lip piercing suits me man. u dont also gotta give me buccal fat removal and cream blush while blasting a remix of pinkpantheress - illegal feat. acoustics like im about to be shot in an empty warehouse

He was acting a damn fool man

this dude from The Piano Teacher looks like james sunderland in hedi slimane

who is hearts and why are lily and rosemary jacking him off

Monkey suck monkey fuck

Uma musume was a cygames bioweapon designed by the elite to dull and suppress the latent high vibrations of autistic teenagers/adults (star-beings put on this earth to raise the planet’s vibrational energy). In this way “gold ship” is a criminal on par with Stalin or perhaps Genghis Khan

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening and hopeless world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "What the hellyante”

William faulkner was right these bitches want Nikes

Joyce carol oates going her biyearly pro-trans warpath where she bats off a seemingly endless stream of critics with the writerly equivalent of “what are you, some kind of fucking moron?” makes me want to apologise for everything i’ve ever said about her fucked up feet and her fucked up keyboard

Boxing is, of course, a uniquely homoerotic sport. And many allusions have been drawn between 20th c. street boxing and prostitution; selling the body and its welfare for financial stability. But call boxing the gay hooker sport and people don’t like it. Not. One. Bit

Uk porno ban got me thinking shit like “fanart of characters fixing their bunched-up underwear cos it was riding their asscrack lowkey has a far higher erotic factor than just drawing them naked”. Bro there is no naked drawings anymore. This is the eastern front you are going to die

Tracen Academy Halifax branch 🐎 #tenmetretide #toxicyurivnjam ((play kazehai.itch.io/ten-metre-tide !! right now!!))

[wisely] Shibari is like cooking. Because i get burns everywhere and women hate doing it with me

aimless doodling of a friend’s d&d campaign. everyone’s got some shit goin on

the biggest perverts of the entire fighting game community are NOT the people with waifu pillows or naked girl fightsticks. Or even the very talented lady who draws guy x cody all the time. it’s the korean kof fanartists who draw ash crimson with braces. you have to trust me on this one