getting my ffs done by dr kawashima

turgenev’s First Love is like lolita told from the pov of lolita except at the end clare quilty swoops in and fucks humbert instead

gay david berman oh maybe i’ve sucked the wrong weiners and fond-led all the wrong balls

If i was a magic the gathering player and i got my shit smoked by a guy playing the dwight schrute deck that venue is looking like charlie hebdo when i’m done

Every south korean paparazzi photo of a normal looking person ends up looking like this somehow

[northernlion voice over Born Slippy] Get it twisted if you choose life you can do anything. Get it twisted. If you choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fabrics nobody can stop you. You are nothing more than an embarrassment to the fucked up brats you spawned. Get it twisted

I don’t really know what my korean mutuals on the other website are talking about most of the time. Except for when i do

when she pees and tha first taste afterwards be tasting like johnson & johnson vaccine 😻

Auntie-coded take but tiktok filters are crazy these days. Im just trying to see if a lip piercing suits me man. u dont also gotta give me buccal fat removal and cream blush while blasting a remix of pinkpantheress - illegal feat. acoustics like im about to be shot in an empty warehouse

They really do lay it on thick sometimes. Mailer, The Fight: “to the degree that boxing is carnality, meat against meat, Ali was master when it was time to receive, he got the juice out of it […], all the libidinal juice of Bossman Jones banging away at his gut.”

He was acting a damn fool man

this dude from The Piano Teacher looks like james sunderland in hedi slimane

who is hearts and why are lily and rosemary jacking him off

Monkey suck monkey fuck

Uma musume was a cygames bioweapon designed by the elite to dull and suppress the latent high vibrations of autistic teenagers/adults (star-beings put on this earth to raise the planet’s vibrational energy). In this way “gold ship” is a criminal on par with Stalin or perhaps Genghis Khan

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening and hopeless world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "What the hellyante”

William faulkner was right these bitches want Nikes

Joyce carol oates going her biyearly pro-trans warpath where she bats off a seemingly endless stream of critics with the writerly equivalent of “what are you, some kind of fucking moron?” makes me want to apologise for everything i’ve ever said about her fucked up feet and her fucked up keyboard

Boxing is, of course, a uniquely homoerotic sport. And many allusions have been drawn between 20th c. street boxing and prostitution; selling the body and its welfare for financial stability. But call boxing the gay hooker sport and people don’t like it. Not. One. Bit

Uk porno ban got me thinking shit like “fanart of characters fixing their bunched-up underwear cos it was riding their asscrack lowkey has a far higher erotic factor than just drawing them naked”. Bro there is no naked drawings anymore. This is the eastern front you are going to die

Tracen Academy Halifax branch 🐎 #tenmetretide #toxicyurivnjam ((play kazehai.itch.io/ten-metre-tide !! right now!!))

[wisely] Shibari is like cooking. Because i get burns everywhere and women hate doing it with me

aimless doodling of a friend’s d&d campaign. everyone’s got some shit goin on

the biggest perverts of the entire fighting game community are NOT the people with waifu pillows or naked girl fightsticks. Or even the very talented lady who draws guy x cody all the time. it’s the korean kof fanartists who draw ash crimson with braces. you have to trust me on this one

Bossman at local corner store told me i looked 15 years old last week and i didn’t believe him until i had to do a age verification facial scan to look at porno on bluesky and they told me just now that my ass was not old enough. Does anyone have any tips to get the light to leave ur eyes fast

The modern day Dante & Beatrice is specialised fanartists who will create a beautiful & expansive tapestry of artwork and literature for years on end for a digital man/woman who will never know them or care. I’m not admonishing them here, the idea brings me to my knees

Really sexy mosquito that sounds like the bow chicka wow wow riff instead of the usual buzzing noise so that every dude it gets close to gets massive boners but when they try and suck the blood from the boner the blood pressure is too high and the sexy mosquito explodes and dies

warmups with the girls

Update to the Ten Metre Tide page: spoilers ahead! Notes on the story's Buddhist background. We'll publish short devlogs now, later adding everything into a digital (maybe print?) zine including full size color images of the backgrounds and gui. #toxicyurivnjam kazehai.itch.io/ten-metre-ti...

ten metre tide should’ve left my brain by now but i keep listening to bob dylan tangled up in blue and thinking about the girls. it’s encroaching on amv-conceptualising territory

read this ill playa dopeness shit or i'll kick ur fuckin ass

chappell kōan Ohhh gonna clap with one hand right where i belong down at the pure dharma club (pure dharma club)

Money long like Kitty Shcherbatskaya surname

The squeaky wheel gets the greased up stinkfuck

Starting prog today😈… Prog rock!!! see yall in 19 minutes when i’ve finished listening to my first track 😂 nyuk nyuk nyuk

The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is actually MGS2:2? -ruminations of the schizophrenia of a post-cold war global culture and corollary refutation of the internet age -subplot re: the intersection of love and memory -main characters both fingered by george w. bush

[…] With your Wacca score protected at last And your shortsighted vision that you block with your bangs And your voice like sand, and your 4chan slang How could they ever think to clock you? Square-jawed lady of the Round1 […]

[gently] I’m gonna touch myself when i tell you this:

Reading the A.J. Weberman low-down on The Bob’s sex life. I’m glad him and I are working on the same frequencies here

[drag queen albert camus] Mother served today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I can’t be sure.

{broke sugar daddy} can daddy pay kitten through klarna

[gay maggie’s farm] i got balls full of semen and they’re driving me insane it’s a damn shame the way he makes me kneel on the floor no i aint gonna suck on daddy’s cock no more (it’s fucked up that bob dylan would say that but i’m just the messenger here)

This is what it’s all about baby. This is what i do it all for

bob dylan convincing the polyam puppygirls to unionise against their top: keep it in your mind and don’t forget / that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to

Vash and wolfwood are tintin and captain haddock for anime fans

we gotta go visit the flanders custom springfield deliveraaAaAaay ooh we gotta go to moes with homer him lisa bart marge and maggaaaAaaAaay

mitski’s Shame is the most nier soundtrack ass song to ever not be on a nier soundtrack

Lord Knight is currently going through the guilty gear equivalent of Speed (1994) where if he takes longer than 3 games to win any of his sets the guy streaming hardcore porn on his twitch gets banned and he gets DQ’ed cos he can’t be on stream